a few years ago when a student there used to be a cafe called "The Warm As Toast Cafe" or TWAT for short!!!!!
also i have seen a ground diggers van around the place with his name over the side" A.G. MOLE GROUND DIGGERS"
which made me laugh!!!!
These only exist in the High Street of my mind:
Tanks A Million - military gear
Dye or Straight?'s - hairdresser
Balti? More! - curry house
Korma Chameleon - curry house
She'height - burkas for tall muslim women
Sofa So Good - furniture
Bread of Heaven - specialist Welsh bakery
Bread of Devon - specialist west country bakery
etc. ad infinitum
Slightly off the point, can anyone explain to me why the following ever got used as named for shops, because it beats the shit out of me:
A restaurant called "Too Sweet" - how was the restaurant? Everything was too sweet. We were warned, I s'pose...
A hairdresser called "It Will Grow Back" - surely you'd bury that within the small print.
Not one but 2 curry houses near me called "Standard Tandoori". How was your curry? Oh it was... standard, y'know.
theres a bird called taina hyde who owns a selarium shop
Our local bakery is run by the Burns family. And is called Burns the Bread.
Bodgett and Leggit....... that well-known firm of builders.....
DJ Patch....... plasterers...
F and L Developments..... went past me on the M5 this morning... i nearly swerved off the carriageway..... lol
equi-princess xxx