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Patiently waits for Marmalaid to turn round.......... biggrin
Just cos I'm not playing doesn't mean I can't look does it?
Quote by marmalaid
Whilst looking for the above I found an excuse, I wondered why that African guy wanted to shake my hand... Attack of the Penis Shrinkers!

That would explain the number of vvvwe males that appear to be average by the time they arrive at a meet. wink
marmalaid wrote:
Whilst looking for the above I found an excuse, I wondered why that African guy wanted to shake my hand... Attack of the Penis Shrinkers!
That would explain the number of vvvwe males that appear to be average by the time they arrive at a meet.

nah u just dont have the same mirror that they do at home.........magnifying glass lol
Quote by marmalaid

Now can you please turn around so we can all see how that hand-shake went?

Promise not to laugh? confused
Promise.
Now on the count of three.
ONE......
TWO......
THREE......
GO!

:giggle:
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Patiently waits for Marmalaid to turn round.......... biggrin
Just cos I'm not playing doesn't mean I can't look does it?

As it's you Bunny... and you waited patiently...
redface surprisedops:
Three!


No sniggering at the back now
Didn't your mamma tell ya not to fuck ya fruit! :P
Quote by Libra-Love
Didn't your mamma tell ya not to fuck ya fruit! :P

No, she didn't, why? Might I contract Genital Lychees???
Anyone seen the deleted scenes on "Me, Myself & Irene"?
Quote by marmalaid
Patiently waits for Marmalaid to turn round.......... biggrin
Just cos I'm not playing doesn't mean I can't look does it?

As it's you Bunny... and you waited patiently...
redface surprisedops:
Three!


No sniggering at the back now

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..............................Gobsmacked here!!!!!
Quote by marmalaid
Didn't your mamma tell ya not to fuck ya fruit! :P

No, she didn't, why? Might I contract Genital Lychees???
Anyone seen the deleted scenes on "Me, Myself & Irene"?
*Hehehe... it didn't come out the other side*
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..............................Gobsmacked here!!!!!

I you find that one distressing is this one better for you bunny (from an old thread)
Stop that cackling in the wings...
Quote by marmalaid

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..............................Gobsmacked here!!!!!

I you find that one distressing is this one better for you bunny (from an old thread)
Stop that cackling in the wings...
mmm much better if I must say so biggrin
erm....okay, okay....Sorry, Marmalade, I'll just finish me breakfast redface
Quote by marmalaid
Might I contract Genital Lychees???

Marms~
There you go, casting aspersions on poor, innocent fruits again... rolleyes ...next you'll, be taking the piss out of pomegranates* (whose piss is more of a reddish fluid, really).
~Reese! surprised
* :shock:
There you go again, Reese, with your US centric, forget the rest of the world attitude, guava halves can do some serious damage; you just ask Blackadder!
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