Well people...I have been bombshelled today by my wonderful wife(y'know the lass who gave me the blowjob in the car last week) informing me that she in now in the catagory of "expectant mother".of course the first question I asked was "is it mine" and after removing the bag of peas from my suddenly bruised eye I realise I'm gonna be a dad.......dunno wether to laugh,cry or just shit mi'senn.
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A BABY???!!!!
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CONGRATULATIONS (I think you're happy about it???? You will be once the shock has worn off 
) . Don't think about the sleepless nights and nappies for the mo though, you will get pre-natal depression for sure 
) . Don't think about the sleepless nights and nappies for the mo though, you will get pre-natal depression for sure 
: We think it was one particular night when mrs biscuit was feeling rather hornier than got out her immensely varied selection of toys...slapped on one of her favourite porns and as she worked herself into a frenzy..I whapped out the old boy and finished her night off with a resounding crescendo of noise,sweat and heavy breathing.....28 seconds of bliss
Ahh yes...romance........I did that bit yonks ago,I did the rather odd thing of taking her to my fathers grave and swearing an oath on it that I loved her more than anything else.I got down on my knee and asked her,in the company of the one man who I'd have loved her to meet if she'd be my wife.
Who needs silver tongued suggestions when all she needs to do is remember that eh?
I flew her to paris on our first wedding anniversarry too(sneakily arranged with her companies acknowledgement)
Tadaa...the biscuit does all he can to please his lady,and it is truly reciprocated!
Who needs silver tongued suggestions when all she needs to do is remember that eh?
I flew her to paris on our first wedding anniversarry too(sneakily arranged with her companies acknowledgement)
Tadaa...the biscuit does all he can to please his lady,and it is truly reciprocated!
I guess you could say I'm a rare breed...I cook,I clean(though not very well) I'm not ashamed to show folk how much my wife means to me and I can breathe out of my ears.
I do believe in Romance,I do believe in incredibly long drawn out courting I firmly believe that hours of foreplay isn't half the fun...It IS the fun!
Go on admit it..you all want me now don't you! :lol:
I do believe in Romance,I do believe in incredibly long drawn out courting I firmly believe that hours of foreplay isn't half the fun...It IS the fun!
Go on admit it..you all want me now don't you! :lol: 
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Congratulations Mr and Mrs Biscuit
At least you have somewhere to log on during the sleepless nights - and keep Mark company with the floor walking!!!
Mal
At least you have somewhere to log on during the sleepless nights - and keep Mark company with the floor walking!!!
Mal
