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a ghostly encounter

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This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no car went by, the storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him and stop. The guy without thinking about it got in the car closes the door just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel. The car starts slowly, the guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way, scared he starts to pray begging for his life. He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appears every time they are before a curve. The guy gathering strength gets out of the car and runs to the nearest town. Wet and in shock goes to a pub and asks for two shots of whisky, and starts telling everybody about the religious experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realize the guy was crying and wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two very tired and wet looking guys walked in the pub and one said to the other. "Look john, that's the asshole that got in the car when we were pushing it."
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Master of Sex
i started to get really scared then.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Orgasminator
superb :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Lucy x
Forum Virgin
cum all over you busty biggrin
Master of Sex
I apologise on behalf of the rest of the male sex, WBB banghead
confused WBB this is your mate medic1
Tell the truth babe that was no bloke
It was you at the end of a doggin sesion lol
Quote by 59208
cum all over you busty biggrin

ooooh! lucky me! rolleyes
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I apologise on behalf of the rest of the male sex, WBB banghead

lol.....accepted wink
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confused WBB this is your mate medic1
Tell the truth babe that was no bloke
It was you at the end of a doggin sesion lol

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Sex God
Quote by 59208
cum all over you busty biggrin

Premature ejeculation.
Don't worry mate, happens to the best of us sometimes. rolleyes lol :lol: :P
I guess it is moan time!
There is a special thread for jokes....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9244.html
Where at the top it says:
The Giggle Zone is the place to post all your jokes and anecdotes.
This zone will be open 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Feel free to post replies to postings, on a regular basis the zone will be tidied up to leave just a string of jokes to amuse and titillate. It will give the ladies something to look at rather than the cracks on the ceiling.

I am now going to post this message in every joke thread started in the last few days just for jokes so please do not feel it is aimed at you!) I guess I will also move my own posting on Friends reunited in there myself! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Could you please put this joke in that thread - (a simple click on "quote" - select all and paste to a new posting in that thread will do it!)
The Giggle zone will be cleaned up to just leave the jokes for those that want to come back to them again.
Regards
Fred