Just taking this opportunity to say hello to everyone as ive only just joined.
Seems a nice place to be, although at the moment its only myself. Hoping to get the wife around to my way of thinking.
Anyway, all the best to everyone.
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Sex God
HI scaf welcome xxxxxx
Sex God
welcome too Scaftag 
You may be lucky with your other half, MrFC got me here, now I can't leave.
The people here are great !!!!!!!!!!
You may be lucky with your other half, MrFC got me here, now I can't leave.
The people here are great !!!!!!!!!!
Not having much luck in the chat room at present.
Mainly full of people just asking for other local people. Doesent seem to much friendly chat going on, unless im missing something. Well i`ll stick it out for a bit longer.
PS - just told the wife about the site, and basically got told to go fly a kite.
LOL!
Mainly full of people just asking for other local people. Doesent seem to much friendly chat going on, unless im missing something. Well i`ll stick it out for a bit longer.
PS - just told the wife about the site, and basically got told to go fly a kite.
LOL!
Sex God
Quote by scaftag
Not having much luck in the chat room at present.
Mainly full of people just asking for other local people. Doesent seem to much friendly chat going on, unless im missing something. Well i`ll stick it out for a bit longer.
PS - just told the wife about the site, and basically got told to go fly a kite.
LOL!
I've been in the chatroom a few times and had similar experiences. I tend to stay in the forum now, I find it much friendlier in here, and often the conversations are easier to keep up with (although not always lol)
And just by the by, I believe Barry Island is really good for kite flying
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Haha. Spose it would be with the wind down there on the coast.
Bit of a dump nowadays though. Ive been told the car parks in cardiff are the best places to fly a kite.
:lol:
I've been in the chatroom a few times and had similar experiences. I tend to stay in the forum now, I find it much friendlier in here, and often the conversations are easier to keep up with (although not always lol)
And just by the by, I believe Barry Island is really good for kite flying
Haha. Spose it would be with the wind down there on the coast.
Bit of a dump nowadays though. Ive been told the car parks in cardiff are the best places to fly a kite.
:lol:
Sex God
Wilma, don't be so hasty! You have to build up to these things.
I'll get my coat.
I'll get my coat.
Hang on Djohn I think I may have to come with you. Scaftag will have heard it all before and he is bound to come back with a suitable retort.
Maybe he will run a poll (or a pole) and vote me out.
Oh dear...I am in sooo much trouble with Scaftag now.......wait Djohn stop running away from me.......
Maybe he will run a poll (or a pole) and vote me out.
Oh dear...I am in sooo much trouble with Scaftag now.......wait Djohn stop running away from me.......
Sex God
It's OK, Wilma. I'm not running away from you. I'm just clearing your escape route. You need some support.
Sex God
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Wilma has saggy tits then?
No! Not at all! I think she has...
Why is my mind filled with images of monumental construction? Skyscrapers. The beautiful geometric perfection of the pyramids.
Typical man. The one time I want to think about sex, my useless brain goes and lets me down.
After the day ive had, i need scaffolding to maintain even the smallest errection i might have.
Perhaps a pole dancer might be able to raise more than a smile on my face.
Funny thing scaffolding.
I errect it using fittings such as a snatch with my podger, then strip it when the jobs complete.
Thanks again all for the warm reception.
Perhaps a pole dancer might be able to raise more than a smile on my face.
Funny thing scaffolding.
I errect it using fittings such as a snatch with my podger, then strip it when the jobs complete.
Thanks again all for the warm reception.
I am shocked that you might think my ample breasts need support. Fred often comments how youthful I look when I remove my Bra. (something to do with removing all the wrinkles 
)
I am leaving this thread now and I want you to know I am very hurt .
uch:
Not because of what you said but I just had a look at my boobs and one just got pinched in between the keyboard and the desk.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
) I am leaving this thread now and I want you to know I am very hurt .
uch: Not because of what you said but I just had a look at my boobs and one just got pinched in between the keyboard and the desk.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Sex God
Oh, Wilma...
Since I don't want to be accused of third degree thread hijacking, I'll suggest that Scaf kiss it better.
Since I don't want to be accused of third degree thread hijacking, I'll suggest that Scaf kiss it better.
Quote by scaftag
After the day ive had, i need scaffolding to maintain even the smallest errection i might have.
Perhaps a pole dancer might be able to raise more than a smile on my face.
Funny thing scaffolding.
I errect it using fittings such as a snatch with my podger, then strip it when the jobs complete.
Thanks again all for the warm reception.
mmmmm Scaftag how about you come over here with your erect pole, strip off and podger my snatch.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
