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A memo to myself

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musketeer
Sex God
I must stop trying to screw the dishwasher when I'm horny.
littlemee
Orgasminator
...and what restaurant does this dishwasher work in?!!! lol
foxylady__123
Sex God
Quote by musketeer
I must stop trying to screw the dishwasher when I'm horny.

Try the washing machine instead, from a female perspective, its much better
Unknown User
:undecided: We discovered our dishwasher was screwed over the weekend. Have you been doing the rounds Musketeer? :jagsatwork:
lhk
EagerSlut
Sex God
I've tried screwing/being screwed by all my domestic appliances redface surprisedops: :oops:
All it did was to screw me up! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:P :twisted:
bolt
peenut
Orgasminator
My signiture text says it all !
littlemee
Orgasminator
I don't own a dishwasher so I have to do it myself.
The dish washing, I mean. redface
foxylady__123
Sex God
Ive just dicovered the joys of a bttery tooth brush - but not for my teeth!! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Unknown User
Brings a whole new meaning to the Powerball
innocent
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
Ive just dicovered the joys of a bttery tooth brush - but not for my teeth!! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

So now you've got the ring of confidence then!
foxylady__123
Sex God
Quote by musketeer
Ive just dicovered the joys of a bttery tooth brush - but not for my teeth!! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

Im certainly glowing!!
So now you've got the ring of confidence then!
Horous
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
Ive just dicovered the joys of a bttery tooth brush - but not for my teeth!! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

Im certainly glowing!!
So now you've got the ring of confidence then!
Is that with or without toothpaste Foxy?
John
wink
foxylady__123
Sex God
Quote by Horous
Ive just dicovered the joys of a bttery tooth brush - but not for my teeth!! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

Im certainly glowing!!
So now you've got the ring of confidence then!
Is that with or without toothpaste Foxy?
John
wink
Only without so far, but the guy who recommended it tells me it is better still with!!!
postie
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
Ive just dicovered the joys of a bttery tooth brush - but not for my teeth!! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

Im certainly glowing!!
So now you've got the ring of confidence then!
Is that with or without toothpaste Foxy?
John
wink
Only without so far, but the guy who recommended it tells me it is better still with!!!
NOT the bristley end surely????
Unknown User
Quote by littlemee
I don't own a dishwasher so I have to do it myself.
The dish washing, I mean. redface

Me too, for both things!!!
Wishmaster
Sex God
I hate Richard Dyson . why the f**k did he go and have to replace the old cylinder vaccuums . they came in real handy sometimes ...... hehehe
Unknown User
Quote by Wishmaster
I hate Richard Dyson . why the f**k did he go and have to replace the old cylinder vaccuums . they came in real handy sometimes ...... hehehe

Do you not like the extra sucking power :shock:
foxylady__123
Sex God
Quote by postie
NOT the bristley end surely????

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Yes of course the bristley end!!!!!!!!!
Do agree with Wishmaster the old upright vacum cleaners were much more useful appliances.
Unknown User
Quote by foxylady 123

NOT the bristley end surely????

confused :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
Yes of course the bristley end!!!!!!!!!
Mmmmmm I would love to try THAT flavour of toothpaste :P :P :P
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by HungryP
Mmmmmm I would love to try THAT flavour of toothpaste :P :P :P
Alex__Rogers
Warming the Bed
Dishwashers? Electric toothbrushes?
Pah.
I've had a 1500w panini press.
Unknown User
Quote by musketeer

Mmmmmm I would love to try THAT flavour of toothpaste :P :P :P


Well I have eaten Craster kippers........... but I doubt Foxy tastes like that. confused wink
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by HungryP

Mmmmmm I would love to try THAT flavour of toothpaste :P :P :P


Well I have eaten Craster kippers........... but I doubt Foxy tastes like that. confused wink
Regretably I was writing from memory, then of course Foxy would taste of Colgate anyway.
musketeer
Sex God
Ummm, a picture's worth a thousand words huh? I seem to have stifled my own thread, there there, kiss it better.
I was prompted to start it only because I was standing next to the dishwasher waiting for the mid-morning kettle to boil and felt a certain tumescence was encouraged by my leaning on the Bosch, so I leaned a bit more, and then thought maybe this wasn't a healthy response!!
Buenos Noches amigos.
(still) Harvey Musketeer
musketeer
Sex God
I think I'll try the washing machine next, a couple of minutes on the spin cycle should do the trick.