A Question

5 Dec 2003

*steve thinks about it for a few seconds and changes it back again*
Shit!!.......only comes once a year! :shock:

5 Dec 2003

....classic

5 Dec 2003

steve thinks about it for a few seconds and changes it back again*

DISAPPOINTED!!! :cry:

5 Dec 2003

So am I!!!
Couldn't you have asked for one by Saturday or something!!........At least that comes once a week but geez......Christmas! lol

5 Dec 2003

Could have been worse, she could have been desperate for a shag by tomorrow. And you know what they say about tomorrow........ sad

lhk
Kat

5 Dec 2003

Quote by Kat
Could have been worse, she could have been desperate for a shag by tomorrow. And you know what they say about tomorrow.......

LMAO!!!

5 Dec 2003

I knew a guy once, he said he was gonna "call his wife tomorrow"

8 Dec 2003

Just for information guys, my faith has been restored. Christmas came early and there's always the exception to the rule that tomorrow never comes.
kiss

for A & J
:twisted: Now where's that mistletoe, Steve? And don't think you get off lightly Kat...

8 Dec 2003

Hey you say that ' wanting a shag tomorrow ' is bad , I would say wanting it yesterday is worse !! rolleyes

Rob

8 Dec 2003

:happy: Delighted to hear it Sappho! :happy:

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Sappho
Just for information guys, my faith has been restored. Christmas came early and there's always the exception to the rule that tomorrow never comes.
for A & J
:twisted: Now where's that mistletoe, Steve? And don't think you get off lightly Kat...

Sappho
you look a little flushed this morning redface

- been up to something we should know about :twisted: ? There's no secrets amongst friends lol

Mal

8 Dec 2003

Mal!!!!.........A lady never tells!!
(Who's A & J?) confused

: :?: :?:

8 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
Mal!!!!.........A lady never tells!!
(Whos's A & J?) : :?: :?:

No no no Steve, you've got me all wrong! I know a lady never tells, but they sometimes need to pass a little gossip around. Like a pressure release. That's not the same. When someone says to them 'Don't tell anybody this.........', they pass it on with the same disclaimer and their honour and integrity is kept intact biggrin

Simple really, isn't it?
Mal
wink

8 Dec 2003

Thanks for the good wishes, Steve! kiss

And Mal wants all the details does he? Mmmm, what could this be worth I wonder? :twisted:

8 Dec 2003

Aaah Darling Sappho
You have but to name your price and it shall be yours lol

Well ,within reason anyway :grin:
Mal
wink

8 Dec 2003

Nope - not needed here either.
*closes door quietly*
lhk
Kat

9 Dec 2003

And just where do you think you're going Kat?
The BFZ could do with a tidy up and I'd love to see Mal, Steve, you and Will in your pinnies with a hoover.
Bring the mistletoe, Steve - the ladies may find a use for it :rude:

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Sappho
The BFZ could do with a tidy up and I'd love to see Mal, Steve, you and Will in your pinnies with a hoover.

Something I said? :shock:

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Sappho
And just where do you think you're going Kat?
The BFZ could do with a tidy up and I'd love to see Mal, Steve, you and Will in your pinnies with a hoover.
Bring the mistletoe, Steve - the ladies may find a use for it :rude:

Pinnies - maybe not, but I'm sure we can russle up something to your liking lol

Mal

9 Dec 2003

Mmmm. Actually some chaps have some very ornate pinnies. Nothing odd about that.
Now let's get this BFZ cleared up (come on guys, I am sure the reward will be worth it).
Kat - you can empty the ashtrays.
Mal - you put the hoover round.
Steve - perhaps you can put all the DVDs back in their cases.
I'll sort out all these boots and thongs. Tough job I know, but someone has to do it!! lol

Mmmm. Where did the leather catsuit come from? Think I know who that will fit. :twisted: :twisted:
*** Goes off whistling Mozart under his breath ***

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Will
Mmmm. Actually some chaps have some very ornate pinnies. Nothing odd about that.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Errrrmm........Heelllllp!!!!!!!!

9 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
Mmmm. Actually some chaps have some very ornate pinnies. Nothing odd about that.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Errrrmm........Heelllllp!!!!!!!!
Steve
calm down, calm down - we won't do the pinnies. We can find something else instead.
Mal
wink

9 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
Errrrmm........Heelllllp!!!!!!!!

What is the matter with you - you didn't complain when I saw you wearing a skirt a couple of weeks ago! In fact you seemed to be enjoying yourself! :shock:
Fred

9 Dec 2003

Steve,
We can check out Kat's wardrobe. I'm sure he will have something suitable. :twisted:
Mal
wink

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Fred
What is the matter with you - you didn't complain when I saw you wearing a skirt a couple of weeks ago! In fact you seemed to be enjoying yourself!

Can somebody please help remove this knife I seem to have protruding from between my shoulder blades?
Now where did I put that vote I was saving from the other thread? evil

Quote by Mal
Steve,
We can check out Kat's wardrobe. I'm sure he will have something suitable.

I repeat......Heellllp!!!!! :shock:

9 Dec 2003

Where's your Christmas spirit? Give the girls a treat now and then. lol

Mal

9 Dec 2003

What a joy it was to come home after hard day at t'mill to see this thread!!
Men in pinnies - yeeha!
Men in kilts - double yeeha!!
Men in kilts doing housework - treble yeeha!!!
Love you all - well, little bits of you at least.

9 Dec 2003

Men in pinnies - yeeha!
Men in kilts - double yeeha!!
Men in kilts doing housework - treble yeeha!!!

For what it's worth I am great at both ironing and cooking and quite a little wizard with a hoover. Don't have a kilt of my own, but if you care to supply one I'll wear it - just for you.
So, if you want me to come and do all your ironing then cook you a three course meal all whilst clad in a black leather kilt - you have only to say the word.
Well, come on guys!! It is Christmas! :angel:

9 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
Men in pinnies - yeeha!
Men in kilts - double yeeha!!
Men in kilts doing housework - treble yeeha!!!

For what it's worth I am great at both ironing and cooking and quite a little wizard with a hoover. Don't have a kilt of my own, but if you care to supply one I'll wear it - just for you.
So, if you want me to come and do all your ironing then cook you a three course meal all whilst clad in a black leather kilt - you have only to say the word.
Well, come on guys!! It is Christmas! :angel:
Hate to break it to you harshly but GOT THE GUY IN THE BLACK LEATHER KILT...not sure if he'd iron for me but he would cook! Got to better to beat him at that. Did I mention he's great allround (I KNOW it's spelt wrong but it's for a reason).
What can beat a guy in a black leather kilt???? Works for me every time!

9 Dec 2003

It's OK. I know how things are. Still a little fantasising never hurt anyone and I am sure you wouldn't being waited on by a small army of SH guys all clad in black leather kilts emblazoned with your own livery.
You've had a hard day so close your eyes and imagine.
Now, has anyone else got any wishes to grant or am I going to have to resort to putting my own wish list up?