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A scary thought at a swingers event.

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hey judy - dont worry
who ever discovers u is prob up to no good themselves!!!!!!!!!!
a question
which guy in the swingers club has spent the most effort getting ready????????????
u or some guy who figures lets just chu ck on trousers / shirt???
or the tv guy????? dont mean to b over blunt
but sorry its the way my mind works
one night a tv gave me a brilliant ride on a dungeon wheelk
I think a lot of people feel that way Judy, I know there are a number of people I am close to that I would hate to think that I would meet them at a swinging event, not least my parents lol! It must be tough for you having a 'secret identity' on top of that, it must double the worry of being 'found out' at times.
Be proud Judy hun, you are beautiful and if there are people who can't see your beauty it's their loss. xxx
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Be proud Judy hun, you are beautiful and if there are people who can't see your beauty it's their loss. xxx

That's the serious response.
On a more light hearted note (sorry)
I just given this a couple of minutes thoughts.
The person I'd least like to bump into is my second wife.
The person I'd most like to bump into would be my first wife.
Go figure rolleyes
I have one person who would be the worst ever who I wont disclose for various reasons but other than that any member of my family etc wouldnt bother me tbh they all think im mental already so!!?? Why bother trying to convince them otherwise all my pals are kinda a bit deviant in one way or another anyway too!
Erm, no, can't think of anyone that I'd bump into that would make me run a mile.
Seeing family or people I know might be a little, odd, but that's all. People from work? <shrug> They'd be there for the same reasons anyway.
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so whose fault is that????????????

That would be mine.
exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats 2 dambuster btw
but i`d quite likje 2 have a member of my family
by the short & curliesd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats 2 dambuster btw

Actually, that would be three. The third being a marriage in all but name, and very recent.
(Do I know you???)
I haven't always been as well balanced as I am now kiss
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do u know who??
4th 5th 6th wife???

There's a queue??
I'm flattered.
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looks like u r working on it!!!!!!!!

And that's a bad thing??
Meeting anyone from the office etc is ok as they are only doing what you are doing (kinky buggers) but meeting a family member would be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad. lol
Gill & Del x
I'd most dislike to run into my cousin J......
She has a knack of slipping subjects like swinging into a conversation in a pub with all the family there on her dad's birthday :shock: ....... and kind of starts talking about cupids :shock:
I don't think she'd be able to keep it under her hat if we met at a munch or a party somewhere. Indiscretion is my bigest fear.
Loose lips , sink................ :shock: confused
Don't even go there! lol
Silky sez her only worry about meeting Jude at a club is that they may have the same frock ! lol
We were at La Chambre in Sheffield and having fun in a play room with another couple. M noticed her postman from work watching her having sex with another guy!
My ex-hubby. Everyone else knows what my hobby is. But the father of my children? *shudders* at the thought.
Am a bit shaky over some stuff due on a (naked) cable TV channel, but... I'll be in it, he'll be watching it... who is worse?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Laughing the proverbial cock off at that one- not the unfortunate wifes state of upset, just the whole 'french farce' aspect of the tale- brilliant, as ever!!
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Anyway she / he was chatting away and looking a million dollars and dripping in style .

Judy, not wanting to Hijack this thread, but a serious question.... I have often wondered, as I'm sure others have as well.... what would you prefer to be known as by us all in here......... I personally think of you in the feminine gender tag... but am unsure of how to address you without causing offence.
It’s purely a PC thing, I respect you as you.... XXX
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i have a female friend who by the way is not into swinging and doesn't know i am, has just found out her parents are swingers, she was at her parents and discovered a few pics and swinger sites subscription through the history files she was mortified. i don't think she has confronted them about it though.
maybe serves her right for looking in their history files ??
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I get some odd looks from shop staff when little gem and I are out shopping as a male and she holds up a feminine item and says directly to me "Judy, what do think of this?" Mind you, in some of the shops we go into nobody even blinks.

Unless we are in a certain kind of shop giggling cos we have taken something out of the box to see what size it is and whether it would fit! lol Then it feels like the whole world is looking at you! biggrin
Apart from my parents (obvious no-nos!) I would hate to turn up to find that my ex brother in law was there eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!! He's a complete arse at the best of times and there's no way I would fuck him <puke> Or my kids teachers - PMSL!!! Now that would make interesting staffroom conversations and parents night meetings lol :lol:
Or my kids teachers - PMSL!!! Now that would make interesting staffroom conversations and parents night meetings

from the other side (a teacher) it would be just as bad. In the area i teach, some of the parents might even tell their kids!!
Bev
xx
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Am a bit shaky over some stuff due on a (naked) cable TV channel, but... I'll be in it, he'll be watching it... who is worse?

Tell us more.... Is it to do with the fundraising & what do you get up to? smile
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I'm often quite glad that I'm poor.
Judy............cheap dress, poor taste, loads of fun.

But mixing with the top drawer set.......... & very top drawer as far as the Cafe'ites are concerned wink
The obvious one would be the parents, I don't know who would be more shocked, me or them, after all why are they there??....... it's just not something I would like to think about. Apart from that, after the initial awkwardness of meeting a recognised face, I don't really think that there is anyone I would be too worried about meeting. We would just have to get on with it, after all we are all there for the same reason.
On meeting a recognised face, whether workmate, neighbour etc. I don't know if I could play with them, I don't know if I would feel comfortable with them in that situation. However, that may be because I had never thought of them in that situation. I guess it happening and taking things as they arise will be the only way to find out how I would deal with it.
Has anyone met a recognised face and went onto play??