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A single piece of good advice is.........

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Right - new thread time ! We all seem to like these so one more won't harm.......
The one piece of advice you'd give people on here based on genuine personal experience is....
Yep, whats your one learned nugget of golden info ? I don't mean "No war" or "lets all be friends" type of advice - that, I'd hope, would be obvious to all of us on here - but something learnt by you from painful/wonderful experience......
Mine ?
ALWAYS drink plenty of water - don't keep your body running dehydrated all the time.
A few years ago I went through a period of doing just that - masses of black filter coffee at work, fruit juice in the mornings and beer/wine added to the mix in the evenings - never "topping up" with good old water. Like many people I assumed that fruit juice was good in that respect - nope !
Ended up in hospital twice, once for tests and once for the resulting exploratory surgery under general anaesthetic, and learnt from the specialist I was under just how bad I'd let it get. The thing that sticks with me is how easy it is to avoid - and that I still didn't !!
So, wise heads, whats your advice then ?
Earn more than you spend biggrin
Always and regularly let the people that you care about know it. We would all be lost without the people that care about us, in fact they are a measure of just the sort of people we are.
If you care about someone let them know it, you can never tell just how much good it will do someone, or how much it is needed !
james
xx
Believe in you, what you can do and the world is your Oyster! Keep on dreamin' like the life you have is the life you want!!!
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Stu
There are 6 billion people in the world. The odds against you being the world's greatest lover are therefore pretty slim, so don't keep asking.
Ice
Over half the penises out there are below-average; don't sweat it.
Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can do today
No one on their death bed says: "I wish I'd spent more time in the office"
Be prepared to ignore requests for one contribution to this thread.
Quote by roger743
Over half the penises out there are below-average; don't sweat it.

Roger is that mean, mode or median?
Or is it a reference to many single - guy posts... lol
Stu
If you see an opportunity for kindness, take the time to make the most of it.
Do not defer or neglect it, for you know not if you shall pass this way again.
Those that seek happiness for themselves rarely find it
Those that seek it for others, find themselves surrounded by it.
lhk
(I know - that is two really, but I couldn't decided which one to choose and we can pretend they go together.)
My nugget....
Nerver, ever, ever let anyone put TCP under your foreskin!!! :doh:
John, did you? Why? and BLOODY HELL man!!!
Sound advice I feel whatever the reason!!
8) rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: 8)
Stu
Don't eat yellow snow.
On a serious note, I'd say the same quote from the Shawshank Redemption I used on the film thread.
"Get busy living or get busy dying"
I did, back in the days when I was young and daft....
The lady in question said that it would help with the friction burns caused by her being a little over zealous... the trouble is at the time I believed her... The following day with my bell-end loking as though it had contracted leprosy I wasn't so sure....
Oops!
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Roger is that mean, mode or median?

I always assumed it was mean, although the meanest thing has to be all those ads from women demanding 10-inch love rockets. Whaaa whaaa whaaa lol
jivingjohn: Let me add to your list whisky and tomato ketchup. :doh: Stick with the baby oil! :wanker:
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I did, back in the days when I was young and daft....
The lady in question said that it would help with the friction burns caused by her being a little over zealous... the trouble is at the time I believed her... The following day with my bell-end loking as though it had contracted leprosy I wasn't so sure....
Oops!
I think this is definitley bloody mean! Is that how you got the name Jiving? :taz:
No, that's just my dancing...
At the time it was more like sheer bloody terror!
my word of wisdoms
always make sure your cats know how to use your toilet so that when you lock them in house all day by mistake they will go in there. Works for me every time, including this weekend lol :lol:
Advice is cheap....I prefer to listen to someone and let them find their own way..........very person centred don't you think???
God I need to get out more.
Okay, okay I do do advice too....here's my little gem......
Always have clean knickers on, you never know when you'll get run over.
Oh and .......... make sure you haven't tucked your skirt in your knickers when you've been for a pee.
One more......... don't forget to wear knickers.
Sorry silly moment passing....will think of some more serious ones and post again, promise!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Listen to your inner self.
Sounds a bit 'mystic'? Not really, I spent most of my life listening to the advice of other people, assuming they must know better than I. And what a merry dance they've led me.
If only I'd learned to sit quietly and listen to my own 'inner voice', because nobody knows us like we do ourselves.
The Bard put it much more succinctly:
'This above all-to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as night follows day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.'
kick your granny whilst she's shaving.
2. Life's too short to stuff a mushroom.
3. Life's too short to drink bad wine.
a serious note, NEVER be ashamed to ask if you don't understand.
This is a great thread!!
My Godmother told me, if ever you are going to do something you shouldn't - don't, there is always some b$£tard around the corner who knows you. Believe me this is true!
Always take a spare pair of stockings - accidents will happen!
Sappho xxx
I know it is not funny but.
Listen to what peaple have to say they often have a better idea than you.
Respect everyone
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Always take a spare pair of stockings - accidents will happen!
Sappho xxx
ooooh eeer
Will advice please...
should they be my size or just average in case I get lucky?
should I keep them in glove box?
what if the mrs finds them
help
advice is great but seems to lead to ned for other advice....
Gmanxxxx
Someone many years ago lent me a Radiohead album & said
"Listen to this you may like them"
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Neither a borrower nor a lender be!
(wish i'd stuck to it)
NEVER wipe your arse with empty cement bags !!!!!!!!!!!!! :crazy:
stress kills
dont let it kill you.
so just chill out.
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NEVER wipe your arse with empty cement bags !!!!!!!!!!!!! :crazy:

... and from an issue of Viz comics:
Always keep the Deep Heat and Pile Cream well separated in your medicine cabinet :shock: :shock:
my best advice is.....................
...................allways inslall window washer if you are gonna use works computer to acces the forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:doh:
my boss sends his regards!!!!!
lol