a thread devoted to the praise of . . . .

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia

I don't care about diamond-shaped holes. But I do like lurvely women.... & your avatar looks lurvely to me, Maia.

awwww HungryP come 'ere and give us a proper kiss...why are you men always so far away? :cry:
silly

assionkiss: hump

:passionkiss:
Like your sig line, but let me help you with that support bra.......... its in the way :P

29 Apr 2005

Quote by HungryP
Like your sig line, but let me help you with that support bra.......... its in the way :P

in the way of what exactly? My tits and the floor??

:rotflmao: :happy:

29 Apr 2005

in the way of what exactly? My tits and the floor?

Pure class.
Of course, you could be lying on the floor...
(stands back and waits to see if Hungry P's fires are fuelled)

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia

Like your sig line, but let me help you with that support bra.......... its in the way :P

in the way of what exactly? My tits and the floor??

:rotflmao: :happy:
Listen, I'm not interested in stick insects. I'd rather have a real woman, & you sound like a real woman to me.

assionkiss: :passionkiss:

29 Apr 2005

Quote by HungryP
Listen, I'm not interested in stick insects. I'd rather have a real woman, & you sound like a real woman to me. assionkiss: :passionkiss:

you are lovely, you are. redface

29 Apr 2005

(grabs popcorn)
Mind me watching?

30 Apr 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
Perv ! :shock:

. . . . erm . . . your point?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'm joking !
Each to their own !
Alan
Erm . . . looking at the Avatat I had guessed that . . . wink

Percy

30 Apr 2005

SO . . . in retrospect this thread wasn't a good idea . . . reading over the posts I realise many of the girls have answered back as if I wouldn't worship them for lack for not having a diamond (yes shaped gap not hole . . . you pedantic purveyors smile

Yes I love that diamond shaped gap . . . especially as its a good differentiator bewteen and attractive girls and a convincing TV rolleyes

To the girls that have it you can expect worship from me when and if you meet me. For the girls that don't, I'm sure I can fit my arm through there anyway wink

So all in all perhaps its time for one of the girls to open a big knob worshipping thread . . . you won't catch me on there. :roll:
Lots of love
Percy :smoke:
xXx

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Percy Play
Yes I love that diamond shaped gap . . . especially as its a good differentiator bewteen and attractive girls and a convincing TV

err... I don't care if you don't want to worship me cos I am "gapless". I don't have a gap and don't think I really need one. ... but I think I'm not comfortable with the above statement... except I don't know why.

30 Apr 2005

Dambuster,
What is a PFG ????
I wish you would all stop using letters instead of the words !!!
I get so confused.......
ffs, lmao, pmsl........... etc etc

30 Apr 2005

"Praise you" was on the album before this one...

biggrin

30 Apr 2005

So the sun really does shine out of fatboy slims arse! I apolgise to all fatboy slim fans for my past doubts.

30 Apr 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
I'm supposed to have a hole there?! :shock:
/runs off to tell her cellulite to get with the programme
Venusxxx

snap
ive looked and looked and cant find it anywere. who ever has stolen my hole, give it back now :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
well.. Ive just checked I aint got a gap....
so either mines gone walk abouts of it was suffocated by my HUGE thighs.. which I think is more likely...
Sini
biggrin

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Mav&Sini
well.. Ive just checked I aint got a gap....
so either mines gone walk abouts of it was suffocated by my HUGE thighs.. which I think is more likely...
Sini

Or........you could be a convincing TV, have a closer look, just in case! lol

30 Apr 2005

If you can watch the 9 o clock news between your legs does that make you a convincing TV ? and should you have a licence?

1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
you are lovely, you are.

Hang on..... I'm still having trouble with this bra wink

2 May 2005

Dambuster,
Are you using ur own version of English? ....... Read this entire thread and no-one seems to know what a PFG is??? .... Never heard of it either!!!
sommat female gap perhaps?????
C'mon . spill the beans, ur doing my head in lol
btw...... I hate tla's

2 May 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Dambuster,
Are you using ur own version of English? ....... Read this entire thread and no-one seems to know what a PFG is??? .... Never heard of it either!!!
sommat female gap perhaps?????

I thought PFG was petroleum fuel gas, you know, that stuff that they want us all to convert eventually even though you can't buy it at many outlets yet !!
Well, I' m usualy right, but I can see that I'm wrong again lol