A very hard paper-round as a kid

31 Jan 2007

I was speaking to someone earlier that had met me at a munch. For some unknown reason the conversation got on to ages........and a guessing game ensued.
Their guess put an extra 10 years on my actual age :shock:
I had to look in the mirror to see what they were seeing............and there was my dad staring back at me :scared: What happened to my middle-age????? I went form young to old and skipped the middle bit :upset:
I was looking at a short, bald, fat, git.
What happened?
I tried to make sense of it.
Where did the short bit come from? I smoke and smoking stunts your growth, so that must be one.
The fat bit? I had an energetic job for ten years and have now been behind a desk for another ten, but still consuming the same food and beer, so thats two explained.
The bald bit? That is easy........I met women......they are enough to make a man tear his hair out bolt

So what is the question? Well in fact it has nothing to do with any of the drivel above.
Have you ever been mistaken for a different age and how did you feel?
Dave_Notts

31 Jan 2007

Quote by Dave__Notts
Their guess put an extra 10 years on my actual age :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Have you ever been mistaken for a different age and how did you feel?

I am always being told that I look younger than I actually am... No idea how they get that dunno

:lol2:

31 Jan 2007

yes..........I once made the mistake of asking a collegue to guess my age...........he guessed 28........I was 23 at the time and that mortified by it that I went along with it........ redface

31 Jan 2007

Quote by poshkate
yes..........I once made the mistake of asking a collegue to guess my age...........he guessed 28........I was 23 at the time and that mortified by it that I went along with it........

So you are celebrating your 30th this year then biggrin

Dave_Notts

31 Jan 2007

But you look great for a man of 77 dunno

31 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie
But you look great for a man of 77

Thats right........run.......and don't look back because I am coming after you.
Now where did that fecking zimmer frame go :dunno:
Dave_Notts

31 Jan 2007

I couldn't believe that RPM was his age either when I met him at Notts... redface

31 Jan 2007

Quote by Dave__Notts
yes..........I once made the mistake of asking a collegue to guess my age...........he guessed 28........I was 23 at the time and that mortified by it that I went along with it........

So you are celebrating your 30th this year then biggrin

Dave_Notts
nah.I'll be getting my pension book soon........... :D

31 Jan 2007

I had to recently put right a couple of women I know eho assumed I was their age-ten years older than I am. They took some convincing too!
These were some of the same people who refused to believe that RPM was as aincient as he is- they swore he was 10+ years younger! Git.

31 Jan 2007

FFS.... I posted that after you WinchWench rolleyes

31 Jan 2007

Quote by Shireen
FFS.... I posted that after you WinchWench

You get to join FB in the " I read Wenchy's mind" club! It's quite exclusive you know. :smug:

31 Jan 2007

How old is RPM dunno

31 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie
How old is RPM

Have you had the pleasure? If so, you have to guess first- I'll PM you the answer & I bet you won't believe me! wink

31 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
How old is RPM

Have you had the pleasure? If so, you have to guess first- I'll PM you the answer & I bet you won't believe me! wink

I meet him at Notts :thumbup:
(Shireen, text me the correct age :lol2: )

31 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie
How old is RPM

Have you had the pleasure? If so, you have to guess first- I'll PM you the answer & I bet you won't believe me! wink

I meet him at Notts :thumbup:
(Shireen, text me the correct age :lol2: )
Shireen won't help you cheat.......she's gonna want to watch you get it wrong! biggrin

Go on, say how old helooks :thumbup:

31 Jan 2007

Take a guess Dawn :lol2:

31 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie
How old is RPM

I guess 34....... lol

31 Jan 2007

No honestly Dawn..... Take a guess kiss

31 Jan 2007

Not going to now redface

31 Jan 2007

PK- you have a PM,
Dawnie- don't be a spoilsport! OMG, have just finished chatting with him, if he knew all these girls we're discussing him his ego would be as big as his
arse
bolt

31 Jan 2007

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31 Jan 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
Dave, i think you were born an old, fat, bald git, actually!

:laughabove:
:thumbup:
bolt

31 Jan 2007

Dave, i think you were born an old, fat, bald git, actually!
As for me, people always think i'm younger than i am :smug:

31 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie
43

Now you must have been cheating smackbottom

or guessing how old he is, not how old he looks!
PM on it's way wink

31 Jan 2007

Look, how can I guess when the posts are going out of order mad

:x:x

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

31 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie
43

I think you looked his profile up :shock: so did i redface

but must say having seen him at notts would have said he was at least 10yrs younger.
Nicky

31 Jan 2007

Quote by swing_fun_cpl
I think you looked his profile up :shock: so did i but must say having seen him at notts would have said he was at least 10yrs younger.

So would I Nicky :thumbup:

31 Jan 2007

Dawnie cheated :shock: :lol2:
I think the server keeps changing the time confused

When I went to the index I noticed Steve had posted in LMU and went to look... Then I replied and it showed an earlier time than his :? dunno

31 Jan 2007

Quote by Shireen
Dawnie cheated :shock: :lol2:

Yeah best mate, not with your help though rolleyes

31 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie
Dawnie cheated :shock: :lol2:

Yeah best mate, not with your help though rolleyes

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