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In my work field people use them all the time in minutes and paper work and they drive me nutty!!
Today I saw one that I have no idea what it means...
MILF
Add your acronym and tell us what it means! Please!
Hah my daughter just gave me one!
LTIP - laughing till I puke
xanaisx
A MILF is a "Mother I'd Like to F***"
Another one a friend of mine used once was LSHINS... which is "Laughed So Hard I nearly S**t"... confused
My favourite is TLA - Three Letter Acronym. I used to work in Plessey's and they used them so often they had to give them a name.
Another, coined by an ex-boss - CGAF, pronounced see-gaff, means "Don't Care!"
Bloody hell, 2 posts in 10 minutes - what have I been drinking/eating/sniffing?
Adam
GTFO- Get the fuck out
tl:dr - Too long didn't read
Sorry - they are not acronyms confused
acronyms actually spell a word - such as polo biggrin (Pants Off Legs Open) and are usually used to help remember a sequence of events or stages.
One of my favourite non-acronyms (and pastimes redface )
GPFO
Get Pissed, Fall Over
Quote by PoloLady
Sorry - they are not acronyms confused
acronyms actually spell a word - such as polo biggrin (Pants Off Legs Open)

Two different definations...
Chambers English Dictionary, who offer the
definition; "a word formed from or based on the initial letters or syllables of
other words".
define it as "a pronounceable word formed
from each of the first letters of a descriptive phrase".
Im happy with either.... both ways are used in my field of work (some annoyingly so).
xanaisx
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A MILF is a "Mother I'd Like to F***"
Another one a friend of mine used once was LSHINS... which is "Laughed So Hard I nearly S**t"... confused

Ahhhhh righty!
Couldnt we change the mother to MEN?? wink
xanaisx
Quote by anais
A MILF is a "Mother I'd Like to F***"
Another one a friend of mine used once was LSHINS... which is "Laughed So Hard I nearly S**t"... confused

Ahhhhh righty!
Couldnt we change the mother to MEN?? wink
xanaisx
If you want lol
There is a proper name for abbreviations of sentences - but I'm ferked if I can think what it is confused
Quote by PoloLady
There is a proper name for abbreviations of sentences - but I'm ferked if I can think what it is confused

mnemonics?
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There is a proper name for abbreviations of sentences - but I'm ferked if I can think what it is confused

mnemonics?
I think (but not sure) they are the ones where the sentence helps you remember the letters or something like that...
Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vein - rainbow (not zippy)
All Good Boys Deserve Favour - music
Quote by PoloLady
There is a proper name for abbreviations of sentences - but I'm ferked if I can think what it is confused

mnemonics?
I think (but not sure) they are the ones where the sentence helps you remember the letters or something like that...
Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vein - rainbow (not zippy)
All Good Boys Deserve Favour - music
Just humour her, but don't encourage her too much.
She gets a pussy twitch whenever she watches a Keanu Reeves movie rolleyes
bolt
I looked up a couple in the dictionary and was rather surprised to find some had fallen into common usage as proper words... F.U.B.A.R. and S.N.A.F.U. both make an appearance, although in a politer version of the real acronym! :shock:
richard of york...... being ,yellow,green,blue,indigo,violet ! rainbow indeed!
a favorite excuse when asked why leaving work early was because of "poets" day. thats piss off everybody,tommorows saturday. !
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She gets a pussy twitch whenever she watches a Keanu Reeves movie rolleyes
bolt

Don't we all? :rascal:
My fave is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F as invented by Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson. It stands for Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? rotflmao
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There is a proper name for abbreviations of sentences - but I'm ferked if I can think what it is confused

mnemonics?
A mnemonic is an aide-memoire. As PL said, it's a sentence, the initial letters help you remember the order of things, or how to spell a word. A popular one with kids is 'big elephants can't always use small elevators' for 'because'. I have loads for remembering the order of the planets from the Sun.
MILF is an acronym, but GTFO isn't.
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My fave is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F as invented by Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson. It stands for Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? rotflmao

oh! nooooooooooooo! thats so weard!
im lisenin to that now
the bloody twilite zone! :shock:
dammy should remember some of the old army ones rolleyes
nig= new in germany
grunt= general recruit unfit for normal training
errrrrr! help dammy m8??? wink
No Ambition And Fuckall Interest ?
Quote by Sassy-Seren

She gets a pussy twitch whenever she watches a Keanu Reeves movie rolleyes
bolt

Don't we all? :rascal:
My fave is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F as invented by Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson. It stands for Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? rotflmao
:rotflmao:
i was introduced to the delights of kevin bloody wilson not so long ago! about my fave ela ((( 8 letter acronym at the mo! )))
i should really hate him, cos he ain't exactly PC is he? funny as fook tho. ;)
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds

She gets a pussy twitch whenever she watches a Keanu Reeves movie rolleyes
bolt

Don't we all? :rascal:
My fave is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F as invented by Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson. It stands for Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? rotflmao
:rotflmao:
i was introduced to the delights of kevin bloody wilson not so long ago! about my fave ela ((( 8 letter acronym at the mo! )))
i should really hate him, cos he ain't exactly PC is he? funny as fook tho. ;)
neil x x x ;)
He did the funniest EVER Xmas song which if you haven't heard yet, you must download it RIGHT THIS SECOND !!!!
hijack over, sorry :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

She gets a pussy twitch whenever she watches a Keanu Reeves movie rolleyes
bolt

Don't we all? :rascal:
My fave is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F as invented by Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson. It stands for Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? rotflmao
:rotflmao:
i was introduced to the delights of kevin bloody wilson not so long ago! about my fave ela ((( 8 letter acronym at the mo! )))
i should really hate him, cos he ain't exactly PC is he? funny as fook tho. ;)
neil x x x ;)
He did the funniest EVER Xmas song which if you haven't heard yet, you must download it RIGHT THIS SECOND !!!!
hijack over, sorry :giggle:
Great song.....
I went to see him in Wales when he fist did the uk (85)... very funny guy! I love his *I wana be a builder when I grow up* brilliant... oh and the telephone song... hehe Must get my tapes out again (he isnt PC at all is he)
xanaisx biggrin
just to do the geeky thing.....
these are all abbreviations.
simple abbreviations are just that, GPO, RAC, IBM etc
acronyms form a word, POLO, NATO etc
contractions are an abbreviation that has been squeezed, Mr, can't etc
things like KISS keep it simple stupid, are both a mnemonic and an acronym.
ROYGBIV for the rainbow colours is just a mnemonic.
going back to sleep now....zzzz
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All Good Boys Deserve Favour - music

I was told 'All Good Boys Deserve Food' & 'FACE' or was it 'Every Good Boy Deserves Food'
erm.....
"every good boy deserves food" and "face" for the treble
"good boys don't fool around" and "all cows eat grass" for the bass
rolleyes