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All I Want For Xmas................?
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Orgasminator
Quote by Darkfire
My needs are simple - I really really want Patricia Cornwell's new book, Predator.
I'm tempted to say I'd also really really like to have a stress, and bill free couple of weeks, but there's more chance of plaiting fog
:notes: Any idea if it's been released as an audio book? That'd be perfect for Mrs. DP, she's a big Patricia Cornwell fan.
I'd like a shed for Christmas - my current one is rotting from the top down and the bottom up, and is highly unlikely to see out more than one more winter.
Cornwell's books usually are hun, although wether the audio-books will be released now in time for Xmas, I dont know - Predator in hardback first edition has just hit the shelves. 
but you could order one from WHSmith or similar and they'll tell you the stock delivery date if they dont already have it in audio format.
but you could order one from WHSmith or similar and they'll tell you the stock delivery date if they dont already have it in audio format. 
Orgasminator
for xmas this year I would like world peace, an end to famine, see the cistation of terrorist activities world wide..blah...blah...blah...blah, Amy Lee in me shower blah blah...
Sex God
Quote by joandtim
just u may b next time we meet next time jo and lee have a meet
Just who.......??
Who is just u???
Dear santa
I have often seen the nice workmen digging at the road side with them big
Vibrators, i was wondering if i could have 1 as i guessed if i got my husband
to modify it and stick 2 foot holds on it then i use it as a pogostick, and also
dig my garden and water it all at the same time
I do hope you can fill my Christmas wish.
Hopefully shaz x
I have often seen the nice workmen digging at the road side with them big
Vibrators, i was wondering if i could have 1 as i guessed if i got my husband
to modify it and stick 2 foot holds on it then i use it as a pogostick, and also
dig my garden and water it all at the same time
I do hope you can fill my Christmas wish.
Hopefully shaz x
Sex God
My Chris would like a single lady to complete a threesome and i would like some choclate lol
Molly xx
Molly xx
Sexlightened
For me it would be great to finally change my job...
and have my husband at home (but I bet he'll work again this year
)
lottery wining ticket would be nice as well :P
and
xxx
M
and have my husband at home (but I bet he'll work again this year
)lottery wining ticket would be nice as well :P
and
Quote by celestriaone in here
Hmmm that would have to be the ultimate christmas hamper from hotel chocolat and a nice bi fem couple to smear.... I mean share it with
xxx
M
Sex God
Quote by cheekychimp
My Chris would like a single lady to complete a threesome and i would like some choclate lol
Molly xx
Ooh I'm all alone and have a big bar of bournville here :twisted:
C x
Mmm proper chocolate......
Ooohhhhh Bournville............ stuff the diet gimme gimme gimme :grin:
Quote by LilMissGullable
But what would you really like for christmas.......
And what would you realy like, LMG?
Im getting my chrissy prezzie 3 weeks early
Well, 1 of them....
I saw what you did there... very good :D
You might be getting it early, but you're not gonna open it until Christmas Day, are you?
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
But what would you really like for christmas.......
And what would you realy like, LMG?
Im getting my chrissy prezzie 3 weeks early
Well, 1 of them....
I saw what you did there... very good :D
You might be getting it early, but you're not gonna open it until Christmas Day, are you?
Erm.....erm......
Can't i just have a lickle peek???
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But what would you really like for christmas.......
I would like one of Santas Helpers to come down my chimney and show me what she has got in her stocking...... we could then pull a few crackers and whilst she was showing me what she was going to give me for Crimble I would whisper in her ear that I believed in was good to give as well as receive......so like anything good there was a lot of giving and taking .... when she left she would say that she would come again to mine as everyone else left mince pies or a carrot for Rudolph! Ho Ho Ho
But what would you really like for christmas.......
I would like one of Santas Helpers to come down my chimney and show me what she has got in her stocking...... we could then pull a few crackers and whilst she was showing me what she was going to give me for Crimble I would whisper in her ear that I believed in was good to give as well as receive......so like anything good there was a lot of giving and taking .... when she left she would say that she would come again to mine as everyone else left mince pies or a carrot for Rudolph! Ho Ho Ho
I think I'm getting what I want for christmas :bounce:
My kitchen needs decorating (like it's had no paper etc for nearly two and a half years) and so I refuse to have anyone round. My Mother in Law has invited the family round here for our annual meal together
:taz: so I ummed and said with the state the kitchen was in I wasn't really happy .... lo and behold hubby and father in law are decorating it in a couple of weekends :bounce: :bounce:
C x
My kitchen needs decorating (like it's had no paper etc for nearly two and a half years) and so I refuse to have anyone round. My Mother in Law has invited the family round here for our annual meal together
:taz: so I ummed and said with the state the kitchen was in I wasn't really happy .... lo and behold hubby and father in law are decorating it in a couple of weekends :bounce: :bounce:C x
Quote by Calista
I think I'm getting what I want for christmas :bounce:
My kitchen needs decorating (like it's had no paper etc for nearly two and a half years) and so I refuse to have anyone round. My Mother in Law has invited the family round here for our annual meal together
C x
Oh you lucky lucky woman you!
When they've finished, could you please send em round to mine?? but, my entire house looks like a building site so there's plenty of work, just no cash to make things better!! I would love to get just semi-straight and see wallpaper instead of patched up plaster and invite some SH friends round - but, as things stand, i dont even let the meter man in!! :cry:
Quote by Darkfire
Oh you lucky lucky woman you!
but, my entire house looks like a building site so there's plenty of work, just no cash to make things better!! I would love to get just semi-straight and see wallpaper instead of patched up plaster and invite some SH friends round - but, as things stand, i dont even let the meter man in!! :cry:
Believe me I can so relate, we had to have the bathroom, a bedroom and part of the hall rebuilt/replastered earlier this year and even now I'm still in a mess over it
The living room and the kids bedrooms and the bathroom are the only rooms finished. The kitchen is my biggest gripe though.C x
Sex God
Quote by Calista
My Chris would like a single lady to complete a threesome and i would like some choclate lol
Molly xx
Ooh I'm all alone and have a big bar of bournville here :twisted:
C x
Oh...your such a tease
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
what's a kitchen??
Us women wouldn't expect you to know.....
Your a bloke!!!! :roll:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
My Chris would like a single lady to complete a threesome and i would like some choclate lol
Molly xx
Ooh I'm all alone and have a big bar of bournville here :twisted:
C x
Oh...your such a tease
:giggle: still have half a bar left too ;)
C x
If only u were closer.....
Home alone and no chocky :cry:
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