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Allgood's 'Adverse Camber'! A Tale of Punctuality

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Now that was a very poor effort - you're either under the influence of alcohol or it's too late for your wit to shine through.
Every time you refer to Ann's glories I want to retreat into my dark cave cos I KNOW I won't match up, not that I'm inadequate or not glorious too. Mmmm..... try me and see!
Jags
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Ready to take you on and get you off!
In fact I'm a bit like those batteries, EVER READY! Or is it DURACELL, because I (usually!) last eight times as long!
xAllgoodx
You wish boy, you wish! Delusions of grandeur are emitting from your mouth, pity, I was ALMOST putty in your hands but now am going to retreat and draw myself away from reach.
Need to work harder - didn't you know I'm a demanding taskmaster (can't believe I said that but that's how I feel this week!)
wink
Jags
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Shouldn't that be 'taskmistress'?
Have you got a whip/riding crop, thigh-high high-heeled boots, a bodice, etc?
If not why not?
xAllgoodx
You can borrow mine if you want allgood. You may have to pad out a bit in places though.
Thanks for the offer Kat, I knew you were a sterling kind of guy!
Allgood