Hey You Guys, What's Been Going On?
I leave this wonderful forum for a while and some strange things start happening on the avatar front!
Kat (the 2nd half of the inimitable 'KitKat'), the cat avatar is far too obvious for a man of you calibre! if you were going to be so blunt and uncharacteristically unsophisticated, why didn't you just post a picture of a red and white packaged chocolate confectionary of the two fingered variety - or do you prefer four fingers??? Anyway, I've missed you mate! What lurid, perverse and sexually adventurous things have you and that wonderful lady of yours been up to in my absence?
Fredflintstone, can't say your avatar is particularly imaginative but you certainly made up for it in your fantastic photo gallery! Great pics! Any more on the way? Looked like a great party! Next time can I come? Whoops, I just did!
Jags, you are the the womanly embodiment of all that I (and no doubt most men!) desire, but your avatars are getting so rude...and I like it! You started out innocently with the flower of the country of your birth and have progressed to this fine example of wanton filth - keep it up girl and I certainly will! It has to be said that the cheeks of the lady(?) in your avatar look in need of a good spanking and are strangely familiar to me! :twisted: The guy below her certainly seems to know what he's doing! Is your avatar representative of some recent, personal sexperience? :twisted:
Anyway you guys this is meant to be a competition. What I'm after is an avatar that best suits my horny personality and twisted sense of humour. Got any ideas? The winner gets...tell you what, you think of the prize and if it's clever, sexy, crude and humourous enough someone may be in for an unexpected treat!
Take Care, Be Safe
xAllgoodx
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we've not met 
if you were going to be so blunt and uncharacteristically unsophisticated,Well, I have to confess, I had you in mind when I selected it, something lowbrow enough for you to understand
What lurid, perverse and sexually adventurous things have you and that wonderful lady of yours been up to in my absence?Jags and I? we've been having a great time. :twisted:
Welcome back matey, good to see you
lhk
Kat
Quote by JagsUnfortunately, no I didn't.
Did you have your fingers crossed there Kat???? God hates liars you know!!
Which means I have trapped myself into meaning it. 
Quote by Jagsthat is a fair deal, the heart is the complicated bit.
Mmmmmmm but you know my heart is with Allgood, you're a great substitue though!!! x xx x
I notice nobody gets your mind though.Quote by Mark
OI! Where ya bin?
I think missing IN ACTION just about sums it up :twisted:
lhk
Kat
is that the street name for viagra? :wink: 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Aaaaaaah You Guys,
Thanks for the welcome, it's good to be back!
Sappho, nice meeting you too. Great avatar by the way! Is it true that all the best calendar girls are only at their wildest and horniest when there's a 'Y' in the day ot the week?
Wilma, I like your style (and your photos even more!). Who knows, maybe one day my loverly Swinging Heaven Chick and I may just swing (swing...geddit?) by your boulders in Bedrock sometime!
And as for you Kat, you're still a bad boy with a lot to learn! Maybe Kit, Myself and the 'Woman-of-My-Dreams (Wet!)' should teach you a thing or too!
So Boys and Girls, now I'm back let the mayhem (and swinging!) begin!!!
Why 'Allgood'?
Because I am!
Thanks for the welcome, it's good to be back!
Sappho, nice meeting you too. Great avatar by the way! Is it true that all the best calendar girls are only at their wildest and horniest when there's a 'Y' in the day ot the week?
Wilma, I like your style (and your photos even more!). Who knows, maybe one day my loverly Swinging Heaven Chick and I may just swing (swing...geddit?) by your boulders in Bedrock sometime!
And as for you Kat, you're still a bad boy with a lot to learn! Maybe Kit, Myself and the 'Woman-of-My-Dreams (Wet!)' should teach you a thing or too!
So Boys and Girls, now I'm back let the mayhem (and swinging!) begin!!!
Why 'Allgood'?
Because I am!
Quote by AllTalkGive it your best shot! But be careful you may find yourself on another slippery slope :twisted:
And as for you Kat, you're still a bad boy with a lot to learn! Maybe Kit, Myself and the 'Woman-of-My-Dreams (Wet!)' should teach you a thing or too!
Quote by EssexNymphomaniacOh Yes!
anyone who has met me might understand it
hwoar: lhk
Sex God
Allgood!!! :cheers:
Great to see you at last. Though, I have to say that your continued presence here has always been implicit. You may not have been here in person but you have never seemed very far away.
Great to see you at last. Though, I have to say that your continued presence here has always been implicit. You may not have been here in person but you have never seemed very far away.
Hi Guys,
Kat, I so love your persistence and tenacity! When it comes to a contest between you and I of words and 'thrusting love actions', you know you can't win but still keep coming back for more! Sweet really! Anyway, enough of that, when are we to be treated to more pics of that wonderful Kit of yours? What, no answer? Another male 'Kat' got your tongue??? Hope to hear from you two soon so take care and practice hard Kat, I'm sure you need to!!!
Essexnymph You are a Big, Sexy Woman, but did you know there is another Big, Sexy, Beautiful Woman that regularly pops into this forum? I can't help but 'pop-up' closely followed by a strong desire to 'pop-in' when she visits this site! Does that make me weird, I wonder?
And as for you Willxx69 and your CFNM idea, Top Marks! Your wish list of women is unbeatable! I wonder who would appear on the girls' wish list for such an event??? Any volunteers to compile a list???
Finally, has anyone come up with any ideas/suggestions for an Allgood avatar, yet?
Yours,
xAllgoodx
Kat, I so love your persistence and tenacity! When it comes to a contest between you and I of words and 'thrusting love actions', you know you can't win but still keep coming back for more! Sweet really! Anyway, enough of that, when are we to be treated to more pics of that wonderful Kit of yours? What, no answer? Another male 'Kat' got your tongue??? Hope to hear from you two soon so take care and practice hard Kat, I'm sure you need to!!!
Essexnymph You are a Big, Sexy Woman, but did you know there is another Big, Sexy, Beautiful Woman that regularly pops into this forum? I can't help but 'pop-up' closely followed by a strong desire to 'pop-in' when she visits this site! Does that make me weird, I wonder?
And as for you Willxx69 and your CFNM idea, Top Marks! Your wish list of women is unbeatable! I wonder who would appear on the girls' wish list for such an event??? Any volunteers to compile a list???
Finally, has anyone come up with any ideas/suggestions for an Allgood avatar, yet?
Yours,
xAllgoodx
Damn it - was hoping for a wild evening of furious flirting with my favourite blokey...and he's gone!! Story of my life that!
He'll be back - he just can't resist me. Something about bus stops just gets him so horny!
Will - meet Allgood. Allgood - meet Will.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALLTALK??? Kat - are you fiddling with posts? We will have to take your magic wand off you for malicious use of Mod functions, beware!
x xx x
He'll be back - he just can't resist me. Something about bus stops just gets him so horny!
Will - meet Allgood. Allgood - meet Will.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALLTALK??? Kat - are you fiddling with posts? We will have to take your magic wand off you for malicious use of Mod functions, beware!
x xx x
