Am i losing it??

10 Jun 2004

Well after getting up early this morning with Steve,i spent our time together trying to persuade him to take the day off work,just to pull a sicky for little old me biggrin

:D
I had this idea that we could spend the morning wrapped up in each others arms and having lots of.... hump

:hump:
But it didnt work,he went off to work as normal :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Am i losing it???Do i need retraining in the art of seducing him???
And of course the other question is when he gets home do i smackbottom

:jagsatwork: (which he'll love)
Or do i :kick: poke

?????
Clare,xxx
wink

10 Jun 2004

Clare , I doubt you are losing it
I suspect he has batteries that need to be recharged, we blokes are human afterall, not like certain rabbits you know.
as for this evening I advise the former option, smile

and if the worst comes to the worst I reckon I could be in Lincs in no more than 3 hours!!!
mind you by then I would expect there to be a queue of more than willing volunteers.
Clare have a good day. and an even better evening
gilbert

10 Jun 2004

Thanks Gilbert you know how to make a woman feel better kiss

Clare,xxx

10 Jun 2004

Men feel responsibilities towards their women at several different levels . One is to do good job when the go out hunting and bring back a couple of freshly butchered T Rexs and enough giant ferns to have great BBQ.
Enjoy you evening with the man you love.

10 Jun 2004

I dunno Clare.......you'll have to pop over to Manchester and try it out on me. lol

I take it you've both got a mobiles, so try some text sex. Keep that up all day and he'll be gagging for a hump

by the time he gets home.

10 Jun 2004

Clare they all go like that sooner or later!! Its a myth that they (men) are always ready for it, sooner or latter they wear out and run off to work for a rest!!
Only solution is to get a replacement model and wear that one out too!!

10 Jun 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I'm going to go and oil myself now as I want to minimise those signs of wear and tear. lol

:lol: :lol:

10 Jun 2004

well if you do option 2 then you'll be hurting yourself... as a swift kick usually kills.....
how about lots of teasing and pleasing and him having said sickie tomorrow... make a long weekend of it!!!!
and if all else fails i'm on my down from newcastle!!! biggrin

i could be a stunt double!!!!
sean xxxxx

10 Jun 2004

I'd have the WEEK off....
Naughty boy....!

10 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
I take it you've both got a mobiles, so try some text sex. Keep that up all day and he'll be gagging for a by the time he gets home.

Yep we do that on a daily basis anyway wink

:wink:
Think ill just make him wish he'd stayed at home today,he can watch what he missed out on :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: biggrin

:D :D :D
Cheers though everyone you certainly make me feel better,
Please form an orderly queue................
Clare,xxx
:wink:

10 Jun 2004

stuff the orderly queue, me me me me first and second!!!
Gilbert :twisted:

10 Jun 2004

Quote by gilbert
stuff the orderly queue, me me me me first and second!!!
Gilbert :twisted:

Oh no its only polite to be orderly!!!(lol)
Of course you can go first Gilbert,question is whos next???
Clare,xxx
wink

10 Jun 2004

Immediately puts hand up..........................
Clares skirt. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You know I'm always up for fun with you hun biggrin

10 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
question is whos next???
Clare,xxx

Can I be second please, please worship

10 Jun 2004

clare so when is steve due home ( and you will disappear from here) assuming he is not now too tired... I could be there by (.00pm.
just ensure you are still wearing the glsses!!!
clare have fun
gilxxxx

10 Jun 2004

Hey guys...
I am on the door here, so lets get the lines formed early.......
Of cause " I " have to make an inspection FIRST and check everything works perfectly....
tsk, tsk....amateurs....?
:twisted: rolleyes

10 Jun 2004

sorry Rocky, you ain't checking whether I am working correctly.... I am certain Clare will not be dissapointed... I know all my wheels are weel oiled, I may fire blanks but I still fire!!!
gilxxxx

10 Jun 2004

hwoar: @ Clare's new pic :inlove:
I can't see how you'll ever lose it.

10 Jun 2004

Quote by gilbert
sorry Rocky, you ain't checking whether I am working correctly.... I am certain Clare will not be dissapointed... I know all my wheels are weel oiled, I may fire blanks but I still fire!!!
gilxxxx

so the wheels work but nothing else does? biggrin

what gives??? :D
so are we still forming this orderly queue......or can people to be bribed to queue jumped?????

10 Jun 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
so are we still forming this orderly queue......or can people to be bribed to queue jumped?????

UUUuuummmmm bribery will be accepted but only if its decent offers!!!!!!!!! :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

10 Jun 2004

clare sorry I only do indecent offers and gorgeous though the avvi is put the specs bac on..... hugz
Gilbert

10 Jun 2004

Hi Clare, your not losing it judging by your latest piccy :therethere:
When he gets home (bet he has by now) ignore him all night... then in the morning ignore him and when he gets home tomorrow night... ignore him.
He will be gagging for you by Saturday, just like the rest of us single men on here!!! lol

10 Jun 2004

Quote by Perforated_cat
When he gets home (bet he has by now) ignore him all night... then in the morning ignore him and when he gets home tomorrow night... ignore him.
He will be gagging for you by Saturday, just like the rest of us single men on here!!!

The only problem is that she can't ignore me,or keep her hands off me biggrin

:D :D ,(what a poor bastard i am lol).
I am going to make it up to her though for not staying at home today wink

:wink: ,and im sure she'll be much happier tommorow,or maybe even hornier(god she'll be begging me to stay at home tommorrow).
Steve
(woohoo 300 posts!!!)

10 Jun 2004

Steve
Good man. You treat that lady good...
or bad if she wants biggrin

10 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
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The only problem is that she can't ignore me,or keep her hands off me :D :D ,(what a poor bastard i am lol).
I am going to make it up to her though for not staying at home today :wink: ,and im sure she'll be much happier tommorow,or maybe even hornier(god she'll be begging me to stay at home tommorrow).
Steve
(woohoo 300 posts!!!)

so if she is gagging... what to hell are you doing here!!!!! :D :D :D you better service the poor woman morning noon and night to make up for today!!!.....
and if she is still horny tomorrow and you have to go to work... there are a queueful of blokes who can step in and be your stunt double!!! lol
sean xxxx

10 Jun 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
and if she is still horny tomorrow and you have to go to work... there are a queueful of blokes who can step in and be your stunt double!!! lol
sean xxxx

Hey guys the queue starts here with me,then theres,me,me,me,me,me,and maybe after that,if she's got any energy left you might just get a chance!!!!!!!(NOT)
Steve

10 Jun 2004

But hey bribery is still allowed!!!!!!!!!! lol

:lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

10 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Hey guys the queue starts here with me,then theres,me,me,me,me,me,and maybe after that,if she's got any energy left you might just get a chance!!!!!!!(NOT)
Steve

so you going to knacker her out..... glad to hear it!!! biggrin

:D she better be walking like john wayne tomorrow or you will have to answer to us!!! :D :D
sean xxxxx
p.s how much bribery???? lol

10 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
But hey bribery is still allowed!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx

Bribery, you say ? Thats my kinda currency !!! How about free tickets for the Masquerade Ball happening over by the bar ?
See you there or see you bear !!

11 Jun 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
so you going to knacker her out..... glad to hear it!!! :D she better be walking like john wayne tomorrow or you will have to answer to us!!! :D :D
sean xxxxx
p.s how much bribery???? lol

Well John Wayne had it easy(am sitting on cushion as we speak!!) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
As for bribery,everything you can muster lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx
wink