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Abnormal?
I do not have any tattos.
I do not have any piercings.
I do not drink very much.
AND
I am only 5'-6'' tall. :shock:
Dunno, hun, but I think you are spending faaaaaaaaar too much time on here!
I don't drink much either lol
Abnormal? Nah! I, too, am devoid of tattoos and piercings, but am 5'10" and have been learning to drink far more copiously since moving to the UK. biggrin
~Reese! surprised
P.S. What is this thread about?! confused
Nothing in particlar.
Myra I am working really hard.
Cant you tell?
Well, I see a strange bird tapping away at a laptop so I just assumed you'd got a secretary???
So... WHY haven't you got tats, piercings and don't drink much? Any particular reason for this abnormal behaviour?
Myra..
Well I saw all my mates getting dragged into tattoo shops when I was yonger and mostly pissed.
All the tattos looked very dull like, black and dark blue in thoes days, not much color at all. Plus a tattoo is for life, not something I wanted at a young age.
I have never been into jewelry, so dangling rings on me body does not appeal to me,
I once saw a guy get his finger ripped off, when his wedding ring got cought on a window of a coach. He was jumping up from the outside and hanging onto the window.
That put me off the idea as well.
I used to drink obscene ammounts of alcohol, have slowed down somewhat these days though. Still like a good drink at times.
I have no disslike for tattoos or piercings, infact some are very well done.
Hope this answers your question.biggrin
Quote by Marya
I don't drink much either lol

Lying cow :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :eeek:
Dawn bolt
Quote by Re-Lapse
Myra..
Well I saw all my mates getting dragged into tattoo shops when I was yonger and mostly pissed.
All the tattos looked very dull like, black and dark blue in thoes days, not much color at all. Plus a tattoo is for life, not something I wanted at a young age.
I have never been into jewelry, so dangling rings on me body does not appeal to me,
I once saw a guy get his finger ripped off, when his wedding ring got cought on a window of a coach. He was jumping up from the outside and hanging onto the window.
That put me off the idea as well.
I used to drink obscene ammounts of alcohol, have slowed down somewhat these days though. Still like a good drink at times.
I have no disslike for tattoos or piercings, infact some are very well done.
Hope this answers your question.biggrin

still don't explain why your short though....eh.!....eh.!....
nope i think you sound very normal
next question
:twisted:
Quote by davej
Myra..
Well I saw all my mates getting dragged into tattoo shops when I was yonger and mostly pissed.
All the tattos looked very dull like, black and dark blue in thoes days, not much color at all. Plus a tattoo is for life, not something I wanted at a young age.
I have never been into jewelry, so dangling rings on me body does not appeal to me,
I once saw a guy get his finger ripped off, when his wedding ring got cought on a window of a coach. He was jumping up from the outside and hanging onto the window.
That put me off the idea as well.
I used to drink obscene ammounts of alcohol, have slowed down somewhat these days though. Still like a good drink at times.
I have no disslike for tattoos or piercings, infact some are very well done.
Hope this answers your question.biggrin

still don't explain why your short though....eh.!....eh.!....
Sorry dave, forgot to explain that.
I was dragged up and not brought up as a child.
This in turn scuffed my shoes and socks to a point where we could not afford to buy any more(in thoes days we were very poor).
The result was that, with no shoes and socks, my legs got dragged on the floor.
Result
One short arse. lol
no sounds cool to me im onlt an 1" taller
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I don't drink much either lol

Lying cow :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :eeek:
Dawn bolt
OI! I've only just seen this! smackbottom You are sooo naughty Mrs _Mids!
As it happens I don't drink an awful lot. I can't remember what the corerct amonut of units it is .. something like 14 for women per week. If thats the case, then that would be 728 over a year. I'm sure I don't drink that much and if I do, it's only cos I drink them in 4 or 5 sessions rather than spread em over the year!
Anyway, back to Re-Lapse. Yes, that did kind of answer my question I suppose. Just for the record, I've got a navel piercing but no tattoos. Only 'cos I'm a scaredy cat and no decent tattooist would see me if I turned up drunk. Oh, back to the drink again ... Hmmmm my turn to :bolt:
well i have tattoo's and piercings and have on occasion been known to drink a little bit too much lol
does this mean i'm normal???
confused
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well i have tattoo's and piercings and have on occasion been known to drink a little bit too much lol
does this mean i'm normal???
confused

Guess so. Boring eh? Maybe you could put it in your signature? "Ellie .. normal (yawwwn)".
lol maybe i will marya smile
im pierced ive got a a full sleeve of tattoos im working on and i drink loads AND I DONT CARE !!!! <<< becoming one more and more each day :taz:
Quote by Re-Lapse
Abnormal?
I do not have any tattos.
I do not have any piercings.
I do not drink very much.
AND
I am only 5'-6'' tall. :shock:

But do you have a 9 inch cock? 9 inches seems to be the standard measurement of cocks in the photo ads rolleyes . Anything less than 9 inches is obviously abnormal :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by Re-Lapse
Abnormal?
I do not have any tattoos.
I do not have any piercings.
I do not drink very much.

Ditto to those three - you should have joined me on Planet Uncool:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/36052.html
Mike. (6'0 tall though)
Quote by Re-Lapse
Abnormal?
I do not have any tattos.
I do not have any piercings.
I do not drink very much.
AND
I am only 5'-6'' tall. :shock:

Yup.
Lb ;Tattoos,piercings,6.2"half pissed wink
But so full of :love:
Quote by Lazeeboy
Abnormal?
I do not have any tattos.
I do not have any piercings.
I do not drink very much.
AND
I am only 5'-6'' tall. :shock:

Yup.
Lb ;Tattoos,piercings,6.2"half pissed wink
But so full of :love:
So.... is that 6'2" tall or....6.2" long???
Fee
XX
(ps I'm more than "half pissed")