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Just going to check my donor card, see what bits they may want 
Just a mad, mad thought. I die and my todger is given to someone who needs it. Fine, no problem.
After what I would hope was a reasonable time (at least a day or two) Lady H starts dating again. A year or so on and she actually meets Mr Right who is just about recovered from a transplant. Then one night, the music, the moonlight and the ex's cock!
I won't care, I will be dancing in heaven with Margaret Fontaine but it would be really screwy for them.
"It looks bigger on you than it did on him" :lol:
Just a mad, mad thought. I die and my todger is given to someone who needs it. Fine, no problem.
After what I would hope was a reasonable time (at least a day or two) Lady H starts dating again. A year or so on and she actually meets Mr Right who is just about recovered from a transplant. Then one night, the music, the moonlight and the ex's cock!
I won't care, I will be dancing in heaven with Margaret Fontaine but it would be really screwy for them.
"It looks bigger on you than it did on him" :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by herts_darlings1
Just going to check my donor card, see what bits they may want
Just a mad, mad thought. I die and my todger is given to someone who needs it. Fine, no problem.
After what I would hope was a reasonable time (at least a day or two) Lady H starts dating again. A year or so on and she actually meets Mr Right who is just about recovered from a transplant. Then one night, the music, the moonlight and the ex's cock!
I won't care, I will be dancing in heaven with Margaret Fontaine but it would be really screwy for them.
"It looks bigger on you than it did on him" :lol:
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Quote by minikat
how cool would it be if they transplanted an extra one on the man of your dreams???? Seriously, no having to hunt about for another single male so you could have a DP session
You trying to do us poor,mistreated,much maligned single guys out of a job
Quote by Steve
how cool would it be if they transplanted an extra one on the man of your dreams???? Seriously, no having to hunt about for another single male so you could have a DP session
You trying to do us poor,mistreated,much maligned single guys out of a job
nah, im just musing :rascal:
Quote by Jaynlin
Hehe dream on Kat!!
Trouble with this one/two, like most men I' m bad enough with one penis, with two to occupy? We' d be so carried away with the excitement of it they' d be going off all over the place!! You' d never get yer dreams fulfilled without tranquilising us first!!
oh i do that anyway - men are so scared of me i have to dart them at the first coffee
Sex God
Quote by minikat
Hehe dream on Kat!!
Trouble with this one/two, like most men I' m bad enough with one penis, with two to occupy? We' d be so carried away with the excitement of it they' d be going off all over the place!! You' d never get yer dreams fulfilled without tranquilising us first!!
oh i do that anyway - men are so scared of me i have to dart them at the first coffee
she's known as "chloroform kat" by most in her area
Quote by Lizaleanrob
Hehe dream on Kat!!
Trouble with this one/two, like most men I' m bad enough with one penis, with two to occupy? We' d be so carried away with the excitement of it they' d be going off all over the place!! You' d never get yer dreams fulfilled without tranquilising us first!!
oh i do that anyway - men are so scared of me i have to dart them at the first coffee
she's known as "chloroform kat" by most in her area
:gagged:
Orgasminator
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Sex God
one of kats old profile pics
Then, the nightmare scenario..
In the random world of tragic nob-chopping accidents the donor would have no say in his 'recipient'. Just imagine for instance, Bernard Manning' s cum-face with your todger doing all the work for him....
That in mind I' ve now donated mine to the Pedigree Chum canning factory...AFTER I' VE FINISHED WITH IT FFS!!!:eeek:
In the random world of tragic nob-chopping accidents the donor would have no say in his 'recipient'. Just imagine for instance, Bernard Manning' s cum-face with your todger doing all the work for him....
That in mind I' ve now donated mine to the Pedigree Chum canning factory...AFTER I' VE FINISHED WITH IT FFS!!!:eeek:
Orgasminator
Quote by minikat
one of kats old profile pics
I'm proud of that pic
One of my better angles, full frontal holding a blade :rascal:ermmmmmmm does dave know about your knife collection yet?
