An orgasm a day

1 Jul 2014

Quote by gustavv
I heard that hay fever has been particularly bad recently and that more people are suffering from it, with a lot of working days being lost as a result. Therefore, it would seem to make sense that orgasms should be available on the NHS!!
I'm not sure whether the GP would administer the treatment themselves or perhaps there could be a willing band of volunteers who would be prepared to travel the country and provide orgasms when an emergency arose? I'm quite happy to volunteer :twisted:

Perhaps the NHS should change their name to NOS - National Orgasmic Service boink

There should be an emergency number to call when you need the NOS - 69??
Will their vehicles have sirens? so you know when they're cumming wink

1 Jul 2014

Quote by limousinguy2012
I heard that hay fever has been particularly bad recently and that more people are suffering from it, with a lot of working days being lost as a result. Therefore, it would seem to make sense that orgasms should be available on the NHS!!
I'm not sure whether the GP would administer the treatment themselves or perhaps there could be a willing band of volunteers who would be prepared to travel the country and provide orgasms when an emergency arose? I'm quite happy to volunteer :twisted:

Perhaps the NHS should change their name to NOS - National Orgasmic Service boink

There should be an emergency number to call when you need the NOS - 69??
Will their vehicles have sirens? so you know when they're cumming wink

Instead of neeee nawwww it will be ohhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh :lol:

1 Jul 2014

Quote by sandybeach1
I heard that hay fever has been particularly bad recently and that more people are suffering from it, with a lot of working days being lost as a result. Therefore, it would seem to make sense that orgasms should be available on the NHS!!
I'm not sure whether the GP would administer the treatment themselves or perhaps there could be a willing band of volunteers who would be prepared to travel the country and provide orgasms when an emergency arose? I'm quite happy to volunteer :twisted:

Perhaps the NHS should change their name to NOS - National Orgasmic Service boink

There should be an emergency number to call when you need the NOS - 69??
Will their vehicles have sirens? so you know when they're cumming wink

Instead of neeee nawwww it will be ohhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh :lol:
:lol: that's a good one :thumbup:

1 Jul 2014

Quote by flirty_4
I heard that hay fever has been particularly bad recently and that more people are suffering from it, with a lot of working days being lost as a result. Therefore, it would seem to make sense that orgasms should be available on the NHS!!
I'm not sure whether the GP would administer the treatment themselves or perhaps there could be a willing band of volunteers who would be prepared to travel the country and provide orgasms when an emergency arose? I'm quite happy to volunteer :twisted:

Perhaps the NHS should change their name to NOS - National Orgasmic Service boink

They already have their website....
www.nosdirect.nos.uk :thumbup:

11 Jul 2014

Quote by dee_licious
My hay-fever went away at 0523 this morning...

and i missed it
It wasnt me, im a good girl biggrin

13 Jul 2014

well I work in the NHS and I would certainly like to help. Also I've never had heyfever so I think this theory could be right lol

13 Jul 2014

Quote by dindave
well I work in the NHS and I would certainly like to help. Also I've never had heyfever so I think this theory could be right lol

:lol2: any chance you could put forward this theory and prescribe orgasms? That way we'll all be hay fever free and be much happier :-D

13 Jul 2014

Dr Meaty can help with his special meat probe- never had anyone sneeze while using it so it must be a natural remedy :rascal:

13 Jul 2014

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Dr Meaty can help with his special meat probe- never had anyone sneeze while using it so it must be a natural remedy :rascal:

Well my theory is I've never sneezed mid orgasm smile