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An orgasm a day
Orgasminator
Ive still got hayfever.............maybe i should try more orgasms
Orgasminator
Quote by the_magik_s
My hay-fever went away at 0523 this morning...
and i missed it 
Orgasminator
Interesting hypothesis Flirty! ;)
Once again in the interests of science I am prepared to don my white coat, dust off the clipboard, roll up my sleeves and take one (or several) for the team :rascal:
This is an important medical discovery, I look forward to publishing my results in the fake pervert doctors medical journal: the Lance-it
Once again in the interests of science I am prepared to don my white coat, dust off the clipboard, roll up my sleeves and take one (or several) for the team :rascal:
This is an important medical discovery, I look forward to publishing my results in the fake pervert doctors medical journal: the Lance-it
Orgasminator
Quote by flirty_4
Ive still got hayfever.............maybe i should try more orgasms
I would recommend more orgasms
:lol: Maybe it's the use of being vocal that prevents any potential sneezes :rascal:
Funnily enough I did and i havent sneezed at all tonight
Warming the Bed
I tend to orgasm daily and I've never had hay fever. Your discovery must hold true!
If you find your hay fever coming back try twice a day?
If you find your hay fever coming back try twice a day?
Sex God
This is clearly just pure fabrication .... every man knows that women don't really have orgasms ... I should know, I was married to three different women, and none of them even knew what an orgasm was!
Quote by skinny
This is clearly just pure fabrication .... every man knows that women don't really have orgasms ... I should know, I was married to three different women, and none of them even knew what an orgasm was!
Sounds like you were with the wrong women :violin:
I don't have any problems :rascal:
Quote by flirty_4
An orgasm a day has been keeping my hay fever at bay...I don't know how but I've stopped sneezing.
Have I found a cure
Only one?
Three today :lol:
Maybe they could do this on the weather forecasts, instead of the pollen count we could have "Flirty's orgasm count". Would certainly increase viewers lol
Quote by limousinguy2012
An orgasm a day has been keeping my hay fever at bay...I don't know how but I've stopped sneezing.
Have I found a cure
Only one?
Three today :lol:
Maybe they could do this on the weather forecasts, instead of the pollen count we could have "Flirty's orgasm count". Would certainly increase viewers lol
:lol2:
How about..
"Today's weather forecast will be, mild with a severe chance of horny. Moving onto wet conditions throughout the day, raincoats needed. High pollen count - orgasm count raising into heated temperatures on the Orgasmotron of at least 3 to keep hay fever at bay"
:rascal:
Or something along those lines!
Orgasminator
ermmmmm does a "selfie" orgasm count?
Orgasminator
Quote by flirty_4
ermmmmm does a "selfie" orgasm count?
A "selforg" counts
Wooooooooooo hoooooooo I will never have hay fever again :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by flirty_4
ermmmmm does a "selfie" orgasm count?
A "selforg" counts
Wooooooooooo hoooooooo I will never have hay fever again :lol:
Although it's probably not wise to post "selforg" pics on well known social media sites :lol2:
Feck too late.............or doesnt count :wink:
Quote by flirty_4
An orgasm a day has been keeping my hay fever at bay...I don't know how but I've stopped sneezing.
Have I found a cure
Only one?
Three today :lol:
Maybe they could do this on the weather forecasts, instead of the pollen count we could have "Flirty's orgasm count". Would certainly increase viewers lol
:lol2:
How about..
"Today's weather forecast will be, mild with a severe chance of horny. Moving onto wet conditions throughout the day, raincoats needed. High pollen count - orgasm count raising into heated temperatures on the Orgasmotron of at least 3 to keep hay fever at bay"
:rascal:
Or something along those lines!
No risk of flooding then? lol
Quote by limousinguy2012
An orgasm a day has been keeping my hay fever at bay...I don't know how but I've stopped sneezing.
Have I found a cure
Only one?
Three today :lol:
Maybe they could do this on the weather forecasts, instead of the pollen count we could have "Flirty's orgasm count". Would certainly increase viewers lol
:lol2:
How about..
"Today's weather forecast will be, mild with a severe chance of horny. Moving onto wet conditions throughout the day, raincoats needed. High pollen count - orgasm count raising into heated temperatures on the Orgasmotron of at least 3 to keep hay fever at bay"
:rascal:
Or something along those lines!
Squirting showers :rascal:
No risk of flooding then? lol
Quote by flirty_4
An orgasm a day has been keeping my hay fever at bay...I don't know how but I've stopped sneezing.
Have I found a cure
Only one?
Three today :lol:
Maybe they could do this on the weather forecasts, instead of the pollen count we could have "Flirty's orgasm count". Would certainly increase viewers lol
:lol2:
How about..
"Today's weather forecast will be, mild with a severe chance of horny. Moving onto wet conditions throughout the day, raincoats needed. High pollen count - orgasm count raising into heated temperatures on the Orgasmotron of at least 3 to keep hay fever at bay"
:rascal:
Or something along those lines!
Squirting showers :rascal:
No risk of flooding then? lol
Best keep me brolly handy then
Sexlightened
I heard that hay fever has been particularly bad recently and that more people are suffering from it, with a lot of working days being lost as a result. Therefore, it would seem to make sense that orgasms should be available on the NHS!!
I'm not sure whether the GP would administer the treatment themselves or perhaps there could be a willing band of volunteers who would be prepared to travel the country and provide orgasms when an emergency arose? I'm quite happy to volunteer :twisted:
I'm not sure whether the GP would administer the treatment themselves
or perhaps there could be a willing band of volunteers who would be prepared to travel the country and provide orgasms when an emergency arose? I'm quite happy to volunteer :twisted: Quote by gustavv
I heard that hay fever has been particularly bad recently and that more people are suffering from it, with a lot of working days being lost as a result. Therefore, it would seem to make sense that orgasms should be available on the NHS!!
I'm not sure whether the GP would administer the treatment themselves
Perhaps the NHS should change their name to NOS - National Orgasmic Service
Sexlightened
Quote by flirty_4
I heard that hay fever has been particularly bad recently and that more people are suffering from it, with a lot of working days being lost as a result. Therefore, it would seem to make sense that orgasms should be available on the NHS!!
I'm not sure whether the GP would administer the treatment themselves
Perhaps the NHS should change their name to NOS - National Orgasmic Service
There should be an emergency number to call when you need the NOS - 69??
