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...and the answer is "Swinging Heaven" !

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We seem to like the "Ask a question and all drop an answer in" type of posts - I know I still do - but it's time to bring it round to point at the very place it's being done !
This time it's slightly different - I provide the answer and you provide the question
So, the answer is "Swinging Heaven"......but whats the question ?
Mine would be:-
Q: Where have I found friends without trying, humour without end and somebody special when I wasn't even bloody looking ???
Q: Name somewhere, other than a black-hole, that's virtually impossible to escape from ??
Q: Where is somewhere so bizarre people actually imagine that the offspring of rancid pizza and carrot filled vomit sould be left free to roam as it pleases ??
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So, the answer is "Swinging Heaven"......but whats the question

Q. Where can you be chatted up by someone who has mistaken you for a member of the other gender and not actually care? rotflmao
blink
You got laid, didn't you Carpy? 8)
"You got laid, didn't you Carpy?" "Swinging Heaven"
No, Heather, I don't think so. Let's go through the rules one more time.
Q. Name the UK-based site which has a Cyber Forum with a Girlie Free Zone where the girlies roam freely?
Q. Name the site whose Forum discusses everything from Leyland Minis to Wisdom to what Mal did with Posh :shock:
Q. Name the site whose Forum members should rightly all have Avatars like this
If you had to give up some important part of your life, what would your last choice be?
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Forum members should rightly all have Avatars like this

OK, if you insist. biggrin
No, no, no, Djohn... read between the lines!
Carpy is chucking out enough pheramones to keep a biochemist high for years. I think there's a 'plot' going on somewhere. :twisted:
Can no one else see it?
"Can no one else see it?" "Swinging Heaven".
Still not quite there, Heather. But I think you're getting closer!
(I don't think Duckpathian was the only one who enjoyed the munch)
I hope you all realise that because this place is so popular its now on the Al Queda list of primary targets for attack.
Still not quite there, Heather. But I think you're getting closer!

Where can you find a smart arse around every corner - and still love 'em all to bits!
(That do ya, Djohn?)
Q Where can you find at least one plastic duck owner diving for cover with a scarlet blush on his face right now ?
Like that, Heather - a question with "Swinging Heaven" as the answer !! lol
Perfect, Heather! I love all ya bits wink
Where can you find so many examples of the English language being strangled???
Gmanxxx - you been on the pop ALL day??? lol :lol:
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Where can you find so many examples of the English language being strangled???

Got my puter set to US character set so im allowed to strangle it <grin>
Oh no you're not... mad :x lol
Where can I sometimes be so gobsmacked even I am lost for words..... :shock:
Think i will just go roll another one before I read anymore....Heavy :smoke:
But u gotta admire people that speak up..... 8)
This was such a lovely thread and now the wheels seem to have come off and it's steerings gone !
I know I'm a bit of a child of the sixties at times but it is much nicer to make love rather than war, er, man.
Lets get it back on track in my typical soppy style......
{clears throat in a loud dramatic way}
Q Where is it people can still make up after falling out ?
I'm not going anywhere near that jacuzzi - Kat peed in it and Sarge did much worse!!
lol :lol:
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I'm not going anywhere near that jacuzzi - Kat peed in it and Sarge did much worse!!
lol :lol:

:shock:
Not the answer I was expecting - and quite a picture you've conjured up for those of us not there ! wink
Well, if you pop over to GFZ you'll find the jacuzzi occupied, but I'm sure there's plenty of room for another two.
It's OK.. someone cleaned it out thoroughly before use... bromide was needed!
lol :lol:
Where do you spend 95% of your spare time ?
Pretends to be oblivious to goings on around him but still checks helmet is on nice and tight !!!
*goes to look up unknown phrase - s.p.a.r.e. t.i.m.e.*
But before I go to bed... I'm apparently "getting there"
Cool, is there a ceremony for every stage or just the initiation chest rub?
<looks around hopefully>
:angel:
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But before I go to bed... I'm apparently "getting there"
Cool, is there a ceremony for every stage or just the initiation chest rub?
<looks around hopefully>
:angel:

Pah! I didn't get any initiation rub. Not even so much as a frisking.