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And what did YOU do over the weekend, eh?

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Ok – so you’ve had a fannnnnntasic weekend, right? You’ve had threesomes, foursomes, whored some - and maybe ended up with a sore bum. Yes it was a GREAT weekend!
BUT on the Monday morning you return to work, what is your reply to (unknowing) colleagues who greet you with:-
“And what did you do over the weekend?”
rolleyes
See the Thanks for the Leicster Munch thread... bit late for this question isn't it? Being Wednesday night.
It's WEDNESDAY?? Oh FUCK!! I thought it was Sunday night! Thanks for that, pal. Hey, it must have bin fuckin' good stuff. hump :hump: blast :blast:
Quote by paul4fun
It's WEDNESDAY?? Oh FUCK!! I thought it was Sunday night! Thanks for that, pal. Hey, it must have bin fuckin' good stuff. hump :hump: blast :blast:

That must've been one helluva weekend mate!!
Well I went to a wedding :angel: But I was as sore as hell!!
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It's WEDNESDAY?? Oh FUCK!! I thought it was Sunday night! Thanks for that, pal. Hey, it must have bin fuckin' good stuff. hump :hump: blast :blast:

That must've been one helluva weekend mate!!
Well I went to a wedding :angel: But I was as sore as hell!!
Wedding must have been a good one then lol
Quote by freckledbird

That must've been one helluva weekend mate!!
Well I went to a wedding :angel: But I was as sore as hell!!

Wedding must have been a good one then lol
It was good but it wasn't the wedding that made me sore. :lol:
We were at a 'birthday party' lol Mmmmmmmm! cool :twisted:
The good thing about being 40 is that you have lots of mates the same age. Who, quite naturally, have parties lol
I went to my grandsons christening
OK OK, so I'm old ....... shoot me
I just said I went to wales for a day out... even have photos to prove it... didn't mention I spent half the day helping to pleasure somone's GF to within an inch of her life... had to start playing tag team at one point just to keep her constantly cumming while we had a rest. Best orgasms I had in a long time... and they are both just insatiable.
Oh err what was I talking about... oh thats right.. yep went in to work on Monday feeling quite pleased with myself... fairly secure in the knowledge that I had had the most fun that weekend. That and of course thoroughly satisfied and drained of all the spunk I possess.!!!
I have always found it fun when I have done something thoroughly depraved (with GF or random people) and been walking around knowing that nobody knows but me... and I look fairly sweet and innocent, so they would never guess... its almost as big a thrill as actually doing it!!!
Just normal really, slept in a fucking crappy old camper van, in the basement of a pervy club!
Well I'm kipping at my Mum's place when I go to the Midlands Munch, so she'll think I'm off spending the evening with a bunch of online gamers, an excuse that has the added advantage that it'll instantly send the rest of the family to sleep.
If it were workmates I'd probably say I'd been trainspotting or spent the weekend doing DIY.
Quote by Happy Cats
Just normal really, slept in a fucking crappy old camper van, in the basement of a pervy club!

Apparently the people in the munch venue thought we were a chess club :shock:
Quote by Happy Cats
Just normal really, slept in a fucking crappy old camper van, in the basement of a pervy club!


Was it this one dunno
No it wasnt!
Mine was far better than that!
Them: Get up to much at the weekend?
Me: Well we went to a sex club and had group sex with lots of couples.
Them: Yeah right!!!! So what did you do?
Me: Well you know, quiet weekend, nothing much.
It never fails. lol :lol: :lol:
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Them: Get up to much at the weekend?
Me: Well we went to a sex club and had group sex with lots of couples.
Them: Yeah right!!!! So what did you do?
Me: Well you know, quiet weekend, nothing much.
It never fails. lol :lol: :lol:

I wouldlove to have the nerve to say that! :lol:
Quote by northwest-cpl
Them: Get up to much at the weekend?
Me: Well we went to a sex club and had group sex with lots of couples.
Them: Yeah right!!!! So what did you do?
Me: Well you know, quiet weekend, nothing much.
It never fails. lol :lol: :lol:

Unfortunately thanks to a friend of mine getting a bit drunk... I might not be able to get away with that with some of my friends (who think I am a certifiable pervert anyway). People at work would be shocked that I even talked about sex let alone did it!!
Made me laugh though... have done that sort of thing with slightly less contensious subject... to much personal amusement.
I usually have lots to tell.....keep them amused for hours at work. But this weekend???????????????? crap LOL
I nearly had to make something up I felt so bad. Their poor little faces, all disappointed
rolleyes redface :twisted: biggrin