Another Newbie

23 Oct 2005

Hi folks,
I'm Amber12 on here, or Emma on the ad's board.
Phonenix PM'ed me and suggested I should put up a post telling people a little about me.
Well, I'm 3<cough> years old, I'm very happily married to a wonderful man for the last 16/17, and I have 4 children. 3 Boys and a girl.
I'm not 100% sure what I'm looking for, perhaps to make new friends and expand my social circles a little, but one thing that isn't on my mind is an instant shag.
My turn off's are:
Incorrect spelling, as in the use of "short hand" or phonics, (ie -->h r u<-- instead of how are you)
People who think I'm an easy lay. I'm not. I've had the same person between my legs for the last 16/17 years so I'm quite happy for things to stay that way. But, I am open to the POSIBILKITY of someone else joining in with us or perhaps a "soft swing" to start off with.
I'm attracted to personality more than I am looks, (though in my opinion I got both of them in my hubby smile

)
So, I can't think of anything else to say, (well I can, but I'd go on for hours- typical woman lol), I hope you'll take me as you find me.
Amber12

23 Oct 2005

Hi Amber
good luck on here
I have had the pleasure of speaking to a few on here and all seem really nice

23 Oct 2005

Quote by midlands male
Hi Amber
good luck on here
I have had the pleasure of speaking to a few on here and all seem really nice

Well, based on the 3 people that's PM'ed me so far, you're right smile

23 Oct 2005

hi gr8 2 c u wink

23 Oct 2005

Quote by davej
hi gr8 2 c u

Davej!
Hi Amber12 ..... :welcome: to our little world of insanity smile

C x

23 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista
Hi Amber12 ..... :welcome: to our little world of insanity
C x

Thank you Calista :)

23 Oct 2005

Quote by Amber12
My turn off's are:
Incorrect spelling, as in the use of "short hand" or phonics, (ie -->h r u<-- instead of how are you)

Frecklebird #2 lol

I should have kept my PM box closed wink

23 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Welcome Amber12
Have loads of fun hunni
Steph

Thanks Steph
Hopefully I'll be having more fun than I can cope with :wink:

23 Oct 2005

Hello Amber from another Amber! :shock:
Hope you enjoy yourself hun
wink

23 Oct 2005

Quote by Amber
Hello Amber from another Amber! :shock:
Hope you enjoy yourself hun

I've always wanted to do that to 'myself'
Sorry for 'nicking' your name.

23 Oct 2005

Hi Amber12, nice to meet you, hope you have fun and enjoy life on the Forum.
I have just one question, if that man has been between your legs for the last 16/17 years, how the hell do you go shopping? It wouldn't be allowed in my local ASDA.
John
wink

23 Oct 2005

Quote by Horous
I have just one question, if that man has been between your legs for the last 16/17 years, how the hell do you go shopping?

Hi John

In answer to your question, with very careful and clever use of shrink wrap and a heat gun rotflmao

23 Oct 2005

hello there .................. i am dyslexic so i hope you bare with me
have fun
Debsxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

23 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
hello there .................. i am dyslexic so i hope you bare with me
have fun
Debsxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Debs

All I ask of anyone is they do their best and make an effort.
Some people can't help their spelling, (though Google has a very good on line spell check for forums such as this), but making the effort really counts and I don't think it's too much to ask.

23 Oct 2005

Hi Amber, welcome to S/H.
Hope you enjoy your stay and have lots of fun. wink

sierra x x

23 Oct 2005

Hi Amber12,
Welcome to SH, hope you have a ball.......................
rotflmao

mTm xXx

23 Oct 2005

Quote by marktheminx
Hi Amber12,
Welcome to SH, hope you have a ball.......................

mTm xXx

I was rather hoping for a complete set, but if you only have the one I'll take what I'm offered.
It'll go with the one I collected last week cool

23 Oct 2005

Errm.................are smilies ok then? dunno

:welcome:
UES :scared: :scared: :scared: bolt

23 Oct 2005

Quote by Amber12
hello there .................. i am dyslexic so i hope you bare with me
have fun
Debsxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Debs

All I ask of anyone is they do their best and make an effort.
Some people can't help their spelling, (though Google has a very good on line spell check for forums such as this), but making the effort really counts and I don't think it's too much to ask.
Amber thanks for you help here with Google ..............but its seems that you lack a under standing of dyslexer.............. you see i juse a ispell checker.......which gives a option..........but some times we cannot recognize the words when spelled right...and also the word that we do use can mean some thing eles.....and the ispell don't pick it up!

23 Oct 2005

we know that debs has a problem with her spelling but we can all understand what she writes and it brightens up our lives... so lay off her. mad

shes a nice person

23 Oct 2005

Hi
Welcome to the Pleasure Dome
Hope you have lots of fun here
NC
xxxx

23 Oct 2005

oooo by the way
i can spell fuck bollocks and arseholes! flipa

23 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Amber thanks for you help here with Google ..............but its seems that you lack a under standing of dyslexer.............. you see i juse a ispell checker.......which gives a option..........but some times we cannot recognize the words when spelled right...and also the word that we do use can mean some thing eles.....and the ispell don't pick it up!

Debs

The first option is usually the right one ;)
And you're making the effort. Perhaps I should have said it's the deliberate use of "short hand" and "phonics" that irritates me, like the deliberate use of "u" instead of "you", stuff like that.
I didn't mean to offend you or have a go, sorry if it came across that way.

23 Oct 2005

Quote by richard1955
we know that debs has a problem with her spelling but we can all understand what she writes and it brightens up our lives... so lay off her. shes a nice person

I think Amber12 was only trying to help and misunderstands the Dyslexia problem. So I think you've jumped the gun.
Anyway, Debbiewebs always gets one thing right, I'd like to barewith her lol

23 Oct 2005

Quote by richard1955
we know that debs has a problem with her spelling but we can all understand what she writes and it brightens up our lives... so lay off her. shes a nice person

Woe!!!
I didn't have a go!

23 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
oooo by the way
i can spell fuck bollocks and arseholes!

And "Shag, Suck, and Blow job" too I bet

23 Oct 2005

I'm new (ish) i could supply the spray cream???? wave

23 Oct 2005

sorry amber. Didn't mean to lay into you but Debs is a good freind of mine and we all know and love her ways > I am sure you will too soon biggrin

23 Oct 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
oooo by the way
i can spell fuck bollocks and arseholes!

And "Shag, Suck, and Blow job" too I bet
rotflmao

and you no what
?.........................i can read that very well :lol: :lol:
Np Amber.............. Richard is only sticking up for me......... because how i read your reply did get me hackles up (how ever you spell it lol ) he noes me well so do most peeps!
I do have very good and fantastic mates on here!....and maybe you will become one on them! wink

My reading isn't not that good either and i am sorry i miss under stood.....and you where referring to text!
Debsxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

23 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Amber thanks for you help here with Google ..............but its seems that you lack a under standing of dyslexer.............. you see i juse a ispell checker.......which gives a option..........but some times we cannot recognize the words when spelled right...and also the word that we do use can mean some thing eles.....and the ispell don't pick it up!

Debs

The first option is usually the right one ;)
And you're making the effort. Perhaps I should have said it's the deliberate use of "short hand" and "phonics" that irritates me, like the deliberate use of "u" instead of "you", stuff like that.
I didn't mean to offend you or have a go, sorry if it can across that way.
Basically Amber is talking about Text speak which is something most are not keen on. Debs rarely uses text speak anyway Richard and yeah I reckon she is Tops too - avery "classy sexy lady" who I have the pleasure to call my mate.
Debs should we shanghai a newbie again in the GFZ soon and do unspeakable pleasures to. Maybe make him into a human trifle wink

im new pick me pick me loll
welcome to the forum amber