Another welcome - another newbie, and it's not me - sorry

20 Jun 2005

Hello everybody, just thought I would post this up on behalf of my dear lady wife - but as I haven't got a lady for a wife, you'll have to make do with the lunatic I married lol. I helped her join up on Sunday and I'm trying to persuade her to visit everyday while I am at work ( so I can hog the PC in the evening ), but the best way to do that is to reply to this thread or send a PM. If you want to PM her, her nick is Smoking Muff - why not ask her why she chose that name ( I am so going to get slapped when she susses that I started it all! )
Please welcome my missus, Smoking Muff to the forum - and we hope to meet you in the months to come lol

20 Jun 2005

Here's a pic of Smoking Muff on her wedding day - and the ugly slaphead is of course me!

20 Jun 2005

Here's the official SH welcome party - both of you!
Welcome to Mrs SmokerJim - hope you find what you want/need/desire right here.
Snogs
wink

20 Jun 2005

hiya smoking muff :welcome: hun kiss

god help you lol

x rache n peaches x

20 Jun 2005

:welcome: Smoking muff, hope ya have bags of fun with all us fruitcakes.
confused

:?
I wonder, smoking muff
:shock: :shock:
Are we all going to see such a nice avatar like your fellas symbolizing your smoking skills lol

:twisted:

20 Jun 2005

Welcome to SH, and may I say what a fine Smoking Muff you look too!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :rascal: :rascal:

20 Jun 2005

Sorry to disappoint everyone out there but my smoking skills are in the lower department, :twisted: lol

if your (un)lucky enough to meet me you can find out for yourself. :rascal: wink

And I have found out no kebab shots are allowed as an avatar.
So you will have to make do with my Bad Taste Bear avatar, but does it contain a prohibited cock shot? dunno

20 Jun 2005

Hi and welcome Smoking Muff. I am glad you could join us.
I am gutted about the kebab shot hun. evil

Prudes ain't they! lol

21 Jun 2005

Welcome Ms Muff........hope you enjoy your stay. You don't have to be mad to play here, but it does help.
Bet you know how to brew a good cuppa. .... wink

21 Jun 2005

hi please to meet you have fun both of you xxx biggrin

wow nic pic of you both

21 Jun 2005

Welcome to the madhouse Muff
love n hugs
Vicky xxxxxxxxx

21 Jun 2005

Hiya Whoopi....I mean Tracey Chapman....err...mean...brillo pad

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yeah, it's your fault you shouldn't have told me, I could go on getting more hardcore as I go along, but I'll leave those sort of introductions to you :lol2:
SH beware :shock: is all I can say :haha:
Welcome you nutter kiss

you'll be right at home here.

21 Jun 2005

Welcome to the forum, Smoking Muff. I hope you enjoy it in here.
I tried to think of some brilliantly witty remark here - I think I muffed it. rolleyes

Mike.

21 Jun 2005

Hi Ya and welcome
:swingingchair: :swingingchair: :swingingchair:

21 Jun 2005

Hi and welcome.
there is no escape your doomed to stay for ever lol

21 Jun 2005

hello and welcome to SH :bounce: :bounce:

21 Jun 2005

:welcome: to the mad house lol

:lol:
home away from home really wink

:lol:
kaz xxx

21 Jun 2005

After meeting Jim at the Essex munch, I have to say, you must be a saint having to put up with him......lol
Welcome to the forums hun and I'll look forward to meeting you at my birthday party.
Marcuso
xx xx

21 Jun 2005

I'm happy to find so many welcomes from everyone, cool

if you want to know why libra+love has called me all of those knicknames, you have to ask me when you see me :angel: 8-)

21 Jun 2005

Welcome Muff,
I can foresee two computers in the Smokers household in the not too distant future.
Have fun.
John
xxx

21 Jun 2005

Hiya and welcome

Fee
XX

21 Jun 2005

In fact this house hold has already 3 working copunters surprised

:)

21 Jun 2005

Hi and welcome, have fun! :swingingchair:

21 Jun 2005

welcome to sh

21 Jun 2005

Hi and welcome to the site, hope you enjoy!!
wave

:wave: :wave:

21 Jun 2005

greetings and welcome, wow what a smile, brightened my day...enjoy

21 Jun 2005

hello n welcome to s/h, wave

have fun and enjoy wink

21 Jun 2005

Quote by Marcuso
After meeting Jim at the Essex munch, I have to say, you must be a saint having to put up with him......lol
Welcome to the forums hun and I'll look forward to meeting you at my birthday party.
Marcuso
xx xx

Just wait till you meet her - then you'll change your mind, and I got a fiver that says you will! flipa

21 Jun 2005

Hi smoking muff and glad to see you finally got around to putting your name up. Now all you have to do is get your photo up instead of hubbys.
All I can say to SH is watch as trouble has now joined , so good luck SH this woman knows how to handle her self. But boy can she talk!!!!
Enjoy your self honey and dont take any :censored:

21 Jun 2005

Hi there Smoking Muff!
Welcome to the site and I hope you have fun here.