Any tips

16 Dec 2003

hopefully tommorow night im going to meet a couple at a hotel and then after a drink up to the room for some fun bit nervous as not done it before anyone got any stories or tips to calm my nerves ive met the bloke he is ok cool and see pictures off wife who gorgeous so see what happens

16 Dec 2003

1) Turn up
2) Be clean - don't forget nails
3) Have condoms
4) Drive carefully
5) Get some sleep tonight
lhk
Kat

16 Dec 2003

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh shit - I ALWAYS forget nails!!!!!!

16 Dec 2003

FINGER nails Blue, not the ones you use to seal all exits from the bedroom! rolleyes

16 Dec 2003

Oh right, silly me redface

I thought that you'd suddenly developed a fascination for crucifixion :shock:
Is that how crucifixion is spelt - or is it crucifiction? Who cares rolleyes

I can't spell :roll:

16 Dec 2003

Clean underwear!
Not because it will impress the people you are swinging with, but because it will impress your mum if you happen to have an accident on the way there and the police can at least say "he did have clean underwear on"!
Unless of course it is women's underwear!
First party we went to I got nicked on the motorway - not for speeding but for driving naked! Apparently it is a myth that you have to turn up to your first party naked :doh:
We tried to make that clear to the newbies who came to our first party in this house but they did not listen and stopped next door to ask for directions! Took us 3 hours to convince poor old Violet that she should go home and put somer clothes on and take her bottle of Asda Port with her!
She was determined for 94 I'll tell you. However she did have novelty value - she had something between her breasts I had not seen before - her navel!
Oh - summat else - have you traded good facial pics? - difficult when you get to a venue and all you have sent them is a dick pic!
Finally - lay off the booze - enough to relax you but not your member!
Enjoy!
Fred

16 Dec 2003

Hey Rock ,
Have to agree with all what's been said , also make sure you turn up on time nothing worse than waiting around for someone when you have arranged to meet at a certain time so if your driving far to meet them give yourself plenty of time.... rolleyes

Oh and have fun hump

Rob