Quote by Shireen
Because they are obviously male sperm
You mean one track mind??
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You mean one track mind??
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anyone been asked to father a child?
You mean one track mind??
Clever............Informed.............
Quote by Shireen
They don't know they are in a dirty bin - they are in a condom
Aaahhh but how do they know they are in a condom :wink: :lol2:
They don’t know that either – but they are not splashing around in a dirty bin amongst the potato peelings and empty baked bean tins. They are protected (from the open air – and dirty bin contents) inside a condom, wondering which way to swim.
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Quote by PoloLady
They don't know they are in a dirty bin - they are in a condom
Aaahhh but how do they know they are in a condom :wink: :lol2:
They don’t know that either – but they are not splashing around in a dirty bin amongst the potato peelings and empty baked bean tins. They are protected (from the open air – and dirty bin contents) inside a condom, wondering which way to swim.
:rotflmao: poor things even need a woman to show them the way 
Quote by Mallock2006
They don't know they are in a dirty bin - they are in a condom
Aaahhh but how do they know they are in a condom :wink: :lol2:
Because they are obviously malesperm
Obviously. The female sperm would have realised they were being set up and found something better to do :wink:
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Quote by anais
Its my belief (my mate was a surragate mother) that using the turkey baster process the sperm has to be kept warm (body temperature), no matter what container is used.
No way Im gonna shove a used condom under me armpit to keep the little buggas warm.......:? :?
xanaisx
For maximum viability (and hence fewest applications required) then that is the case, but cooling down towards room temperature for an hour or two is unlikely to cause the sperm to become 100% unviable, though I'd imagine 50-80% unviable wouldn't be odd in that situation. It only needs one, after all.
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Its my belief (my mate was a surragate mother) that using the turkey baster process the sperm has to be kept warm (body temperature), no matter what container is used.
No way Im gonna shove a used condom under me armpit to keep the little buggas warm.......
xanaisx
For maximum viability (and hence fewest applications required) then that is the case, but cooling down towards room temperature for an hour or two is unlikely to cause the sperm to become 100% unviable, though I'd imagine 50-80% unviable wouldn't be odd in that situation. It only needs one, after all.
An you always get one eh? :? :?
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Quote by anais
An you always get one eh?
Well that does seem to be the general reproductive strategy of males, of pretty much any species. Fire off a few million packets of genetic information, and hopefully one or two might end up somewhere useful in a fit state to do something about it.
Orgasminator
Quote by Hungrypussy69
Abit like sending PM`s then!
For some males, yes the analogy probably is accurate. Personally I'm quite selective in who I send pervy PMs to.
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What's a pervy PM?
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Quote by Freckledbird
What's a pervy PM?
Erm, have you never read the ones I sent you
Quite a few years ago well before swinging i went on a pub crawl with a work mate who was emagrating to Australia and group of his friends that i did not know
Part of the group of his friends were 2 young females that kept mostly to themselfs
I did not intend staying out late but in a drunken state i agreed to go to a local local night club
At the night club the 2 women came over and started chatting to me mostly about our mutual friend that was leaving for pastures new.
They were very chatty and asked lots of questions about me marital status, where i lived interests, job etc
The convesation was easy and relaxed
I did not at any point think they was chattting me up or i chatting them up
I just thought they was bored and chatting to me because ithey felt safe as i was one of the few guys not to hit on them (i was happily married and stright then lol)
Then they asked me how i was going to get home
I replied looks like its going to be a long wait in the taxi rank que and expensive cab home.
To my suprise they said i could stay with them at their place :shock:
But they only had a 1 bedroom flat.
They said i could share their bed but with one condition
I could only have full sex with 1 of them & they would have sex with each other
At that stage i started to look around the club for the Candid Camera crew cos i was sure it was a big prank set up by my mate.
They went onto explaine that they were in a lesbian relationship but one of them was bisexual not gay and still enjoyed sex with men
Over time It had become a joint fantasy of theirs to have a 3 some wih a guy and they wanted me to fulfill that fantasy.
I have never sobered up so quickly in my life & i couldnt belive my luck
A 3some with 2 sexy young women and i get to watch 2 women have girl on girl
The only dark cloud on the horizon was the thought of my wife & kids at home and my wife finding out
I was torn between the ultimate guys sexual fantasy and loyalty
Im sorry to say fantasy was looking the favorite
At this point a felt an arm on my sholder and a very drunken voice say 'hi Casey'
I turned & OMG its my best mates very drunk 18 year old niece a couple of her friends
They had booked a taxi back home for 2am and wanted to know if i wanted to share it with them as they just lived around the corner from me.
They wanted me to share the taxi as they had overspent and did not have enough money between them.
My heart sank as i knew the decision had been made for me.
I ended up in a taxi with 3 (way to young for me) very very drunk girls who insisted on telling me all the way home how very nice and kind i was for paying all the taxi cost. ( my self punishment for even considering the 3some).
I later found out the 2 women were in a relationship & wanted to have a baby together and they was just going to use me as a sperm doner.
The story of the sexual fantasy was just front to get me into bed hoping i would be to excited or drunk to consider safe sex.
When ever i see Kelly out and about i remember the night she saved my silly sad weak ass.
Part of the group of his friends were 2 young females that kept mostly to themselfs
I did not intend staying out late but in a drunken state i agreed to go to a local local night club
At the night club the 2 women came over and started chatting to me mostly about our mutual friend that was leaving for pastures new.
They were very chatty and asked lots of questions about me marital status, where i lived interests, job etc
The convesation was easy and relaxed
I did not at any point think they was chattting me up or i chatting them up
I just thought they was bored and chatting to me because ithey felt safe as i was one of the few guys not to hit on them (i was happily married and stright then lol)
Then they asked me how i was going to get home
I replied looks like its going to be a long wait in the taxi rank que and expensive cab home.
To my suprise they said i could stay with them at their place :shock:
But they only had a 1 bedroom flat.
They said i could share their bed but with one condition
I could only have full sex with 1 of them & they would have sex with each other
At that stage i started to look around the club for the Candid Camera crew cos i was sure it was a big prank set up by my mate.
They went onto explaine that they were in a lesbian relationship but one of them was bisexual not gay and still enjoyed sex with men
Over time It had become a joint fantasy of theirs to have a 3 some wih a guy and they wanted me to fulfill that fantasy.
I have never sobered up so quickly in my life & i couldnt belive my luck
A 3some with 2 sexy young women and i get to watch 2 women have girl on girl
The only dark cloud on the horizon was the thought of my wife & kids at home and my wife finding out
I was torn between the ultimate guys sexual fantasy and loyalty
Im sorry to say fantasy was looking the favorite
At this point a felt an arm on my sholder and a very drunken voice say 'hi Casey'
I turned & OMG its my best mates very drunk 18 year old niece a couple of her friends
They had booked a taxi back home for 2am and wanted to know if i wanted to share it with them as they just lived around the corner from me.
They wanted me to share the taxi as they had overspent and did not have enough money between them.
My heart sank as i knew the decision had been made for me.
I ended up in a taxi with 3 (way to young for me) very very drunk girls who insisted on telling me all the way home how very nice and kind i was for paying all the taxi cost. ( my self punishment for even considering the 3some).
I later found out the 2 women were in a relationship & wanted to have a baby together and they was just going to use me as a sperm doner.
The story of the sexual fantasy was just front to get me into bed hoping i would be to excited or drunk to consider safe sex.
When ever i see Kelly out and about i remember the night she saved my silly sad weak ass.
another serious one .... ...
before my last relationship ended, i had hope we would eventually try for a baby. i've been "broody" for at least 18months now and I can feel my body-clock ticking away.
The women on my mother's side have permature menopause. I'm now 33 and I know i don't have much time left - maybe 5 years tops.
My daughter is 8 now and I don;t want her to be an only child. i hated it.
I could hope to meet someone special, fall in love, have a couple of wonderful years together before planning a child them hopefully, hopefully falling pregnant.
i could drag someone off the street.
I'm nor concerned about single parenthood - I'm already there! It would be nice if the father wanted contact but it's not necessary, it just means i have a much harder time when Junior grows up and starts asking questions.
I wish I could afford sperm donation. I wish there was an easy answer to this.
BTW - before you all panic, I use condoms when playing!!!!!
...before my last relationship ended, i had hope we would eventually try for a baby. i've been "broody" for at least 18months now and I can feel my body-clock ticking away.
The women on my mother's side have permature menopause. I'm now 33 and I know i don't have much time left - maybe 5 years tops.
My daughter is 8 now and I don;t want her to be an only child. i hated it.
I could hope to meet someone special, fall in love, have a couple of wonderful years together before planning a child them hopefully, hopefully falling pregnant.
i could drag someone off the street.
I'm nor concerned about single parenthood - I'm already there! It would be nice if the father wanted contact but it's not necessary, it just means i have a much harder time when Junior grows up and starts asking questions.
I wish I could afford sperm donation. I wish there was an easy answer to this.
BTW - before you all panic, I use condoms when playing!!!!!
