Quote by Scandal
Hey you, if I remember correctly you decided to eat your own falafel that night!
I wanted people to nibble it, not eat it! :wink:
Oh...I don't do small portions, that's where I went wrong
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Anyone fancy a nibble?
Sex God
What an excellent thread - and superbly written too SunBunny 
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Happy to give the Bard's seal of approval.
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Quote by SunBunny
Superb post SunBunny - I like your style....
Mike.
Thanks. I like your new avatar... It's very
Thanks SunBunny, credit goes to the adept avatarmeister from Avalon, Reese.
Mike.
Yeah babe, you can invite me to your party anyday 
. Quick baby, invite me round, my car will get me there in no time. 
I'm hungry, and i have a big appetite
I can be very bad if you want me to be :D . I do have a very good looking brother aswell, hes in the 1st year of 6th form.. We can definitely do a 2-for-1 special for you baby so come check out our vegetable section :wink: . You’ll find all the firm cucumbers you need ther babe. :D
You should let me & my bro come round and take all your clothes off, we’ll dance on your table :D. An we promise we will try our best not to cool you down – you won't find us hanging around the garden. :D You can have the both of us if you know what I mean :wink: .
And yeah baby, I like pizza.
Ps can do the door for you 8-)
. Quick baby, invite me round, my car will get me there in no time. I'm hungry, and i have a big appetiteI can be very bad if you want me to be :D . I do have a very good looking brother aswell, hes in the 1st year of 6th form.. We can definitely do a 2-for-1 special for you baby so come check out our vegetable section :wink: . You’ll find all the firm cucumbers you need ther babe. :D
You should let me & my bro come round and take all your clothes off, we’ll dance on your table :D. An we promise we will try our best not to cool you down – you won't find us hanging around the garden. :D You can have the both of us if you know what I mean :wink: .
And yeah baby, I like pizza.
Ps can do the door for you 8-)
Quote by AwaysRandy
Yeah babe, you can invite me to your party anyday
I can be very bad if you want me to be :D . I do have a very good looking brother aswell, hes in the 1st year of 6th form.. We can definitely do a 2-for-1 special for you baby so come check out our vegetable section :wink: . You’ll find all the firm cucumbers you need ther babe. :D
You should let me & my bro come round and take all your clothes off, we’ll dance on your table :D. An we promise we will try our best not to cool you down – you won't find us hanging around the garden. :D You can have the both of us if you know what I mean :wink: .
And yeah baby, I like pizza.
Ps can do the door for you 8-)
8-) :rotflmao: But what's in your lunchbox?
And how do I know you won't start bartering dairylea triangles for kisses off the guests?
Quote by SunBunny
So where do you like to spread it? Are you a bap boy or a bun man?Or do you prefer the Scandinavian open sandwich?
Should it go on the cheese platters at the party or remain an undercover currency?
Well baby i havent been to Asia so i dont know what they but in a Scandinavian sandwich, and i werent thinkin platter so much as splatter -all over your baps if your lucky :wink:
i like baps and bun, but mostly your bum (yeah baby - nice pic)
So how about it baby are you ready? my cars already runnin
Sex God
Quote by AwaysRandy
So where do you like to spread it? Are you a bap boy or a bun man?
Should it go on the cheese platters at the party or remain an undercover currency?
Well baby i havent been to Asia so i dont know what they but in a Scandinavian sandwich, and i werent thinkin platter so much as splatter -all over your baps if your lucky :wink:
i like baps and bun, but mostly your bum (yeah baby - nice pic)
So how about it baby are you ready? my cars already runnin
Fluckin hell - you should be an actor!!
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
I'd like to order a banquet please :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
With breakfast in bed in the morning.
And just how do u like yr eggs?
Unfertilised please!
so old i know but still makes me chuckle!
Sex God
Quote by SunBunny
[: Or do you prefer the Scandinavian open sandwich?
Ah, the open sandwich - my favourite oxymoron.
Mike.
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Quote by Libra-Love
Get me the F&B manager now!
I'm sure I was offered breakfast in bed...and I expect to get what I came for.
You were offered breakfast in bed and you didn't say yes!!
And now you've said you've already come. Some women are so impatient!! Quote by SunBunny
i werent thinkin platter so much as splatter -all over your baps if your lucky
So how about it baby are you ready? my cars already runnin
So where are you then big boy?
Sittin here waiting with three dairylea triangles ready to have my baps splattered.
hwoar:Oh bollox to this, no-one heres being serious so whats the point :cry:
