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Anyone for a cup of tea and a hobnob?

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Casanova
After my first night on S/H and having a great laugh I am hoping night two will be the same
Warming the Bed
Hi Kit off
Nice rosie lee and a biscuit or 2 would do wonderful at this time of afternoon.
Orgasminator
Hiya Kitoff and Knightrider69 can i have coffee please and welcome to :swingingchair: heaven :bounce: :bounce:
Warming the Bed
no sugar I do not want to put weight on ty
Quote by Kit-Off
After my first night on S/H and having a great laugh I am hoping night two will be the same

1st night and 73 posts :shock: slow down woman your rocking the ship lol
x rache x
Sexlightened
Do you have any Penguin biscuits?
Warming the Bed
hello and welcome to SH you can brew up for me anytime --- love dunking my hobnobs !!
Orgasminator
Hi and welcome to sh.
and pls id love a cuppa coffee and hobnobs.
just got back from boring shopping lol
Hello and welcome to SH.
Hope you have lots of fun here.
Mines a tea with milk and two sugars thanks. lol
Casanova
Hi sweety, Is that good or bad? I hope i am not upsetting you? As I hope to see you soon
You can have coffee if you wish but I only have de-cafe. Is that you for your welcome
Dont worry about that as plenty of sex will burn off any sugar
Hi cutie you can have what ever you want
Thank you for your message and dont forget to bring anything else you wast to dunk
Coffee coming right up. I have just come back from shopping and I have to go again. What fun NOT!!
Quote by Kit-Off
Coffee coming right up. I have just come back from shopping and I have to go again. What fun NOT!!

Welcome Kit - Off..... lovely smile
This place does strange things to you ...Just now I could have sworn I saw a woman say she didn't have fun shopping ...I'd better sit down and have strong cup of tea for the shock ...and a jaffa cake too would be nice biggrin
Hi Kitoff..... hope you're having fun on SH, and that you find what yr looking for........
cup of coffee, (kenco) and a plain biscuit would be great ty xxx
Equi-princess xxx
Warming the Bed
Do you have any chocolate hob-nobs?
Takes dunking to a whole new level.
Sex God
Quote by midlandsman1970
Hiya Kitoff and Knightrider69 can i have coffee please and welcome to :swingingchair: heaven :bounce: :bounce:

Ooooh! Where have you been, stranger? Must be a party on the horizon, if you're around!
Orgasminator
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Coffee coming right up. I have just come back from shopping and I have to go again. What fun NOT!!

Welcome Kit - Off..... lovely smile
This place does strange things to you ...Just now I could have sworn I saw a woman say she didn't have fun shopping ...I'd better sit down and have strong cup of tea for the shock ...and a jaffa cake too would be nice biggrin
lol i love shopping if it doesent involve food shopping :D :D :D
Welcome kit-off
I would love a nice milky tea please after the hard day I have had
I will bring the Choc hob-knob
Orgasminator
Quote by Kit-Off
You can have coffee if you wish but I only have de-cafe. Is that okay.

Oooo if you've only got de-cafe then I'll have a coffee please. coffee
Too much caffeine makes me restless and keeps me awake and when I'm awake in the middle of the night I get bored & horny. :twisted:
Not much fun when the only pussy in the house is called Sid and comes from the Cat Protection League!!!
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Not much fun when the only pussy in the house is called Sid and comes from the Cat Protection League!!!

Tee hee hee,... i doubt Sid thinks much of his chances either..
Warming the Bed
Hello there Kitoff. Great smile girl. Makes you wonder whats you are thinking off :twisted:
I am a coffee man myself so Large Mug for me And a few chocolate HobNobs..
Welcome girl and have lots of fun
Roni B xxx
Orgasminator
Quote by Maia
Tee hee hee,... i doubt Sid thinks much of his chances either..

Thankfully not!!!
Warming the Bed
What, you mean, Sidney, the membership administrator at the Cat Protection League lives with you? Oh. She's 72. Dirty.
Hey Kit, after lastnights tea n biscuits party (i drank wayyy to much!) its left me wanting more!
Oh yea, thanks for breakfast ;)
I'll bring the choci fingers over rolleyes
Casanova
Quote by Alex Rogers
Do you have any chocolate hob-nobs?
Takes dunking to a whole new level.

I have what ever you want. With chocolate or not
Casanova
Quote by equi-princess
Hi Kitoff..... hope you're having fun on SH, and that you find what yr looking for........
cup of coffee, (kenco) and a plain biscuit would be great ty xxx
Equi-princess xxx

Thanks for your reply and yes I am having great fun. Do you want your coffee with sugar or whithout?
Sex God
Hi Kit-Off how are you today?
John
smile
Casanova
Quote by Rob1961
Welcome kit-off
I would love a nice milky tea please after the hard day I have had
I will bring the Choc hob-knob

I wish I had had a HARD day but it has been really boring.
Casanova
Quote by littlemee
You can have coffee if you wish but I only have de-cafe. Is that okay.

Oooo if you've only got de-cafe then I'll have a coffee please. coffee
Too much caffeine makes me restless and keeps me awake and when I'm awake in the middle of the night I get bored & horny. :twisted:
Not much fun when the only pussy in the house is called Sid and comes from the Cat Protection League!!!
Hi horny,
In that case load of caffeen for you then
Casanova
Quote by Maia

Maybe sid sould meet my pussy as she is allways out on the town and in dark allys at night
Casanova
Quote by RocketRon
Hello there Kitoff. Great smile girl. Makes you wonder whats you are thinking off :twisted:
I am a coffee man myself so Large Mug for me And a few chocolate HobNobs..
Welcome girl and have lots of fun
Roni B xxx

Well wonder no more I always think about sex. They say a man thinks about sex every 6 seconds well I think about it every second