Anyone know of a good plastic surgeon

5 Jun 2004

Hi folks
I'm new around here (late starter in life, I'm afraid redface

), but seems like I might need a plastic surgeon - and quick.
Seems most ads on here are looking for guys with mutant members (are 10+ inches that common in the human genus?), so I've decided to trade one of my arm's for an extension smile

Now I just need to locate some more hair, a longer tongue and extra digits - and I'm ready to party cool

Seriously though - does anyone have any tips on how to get started posting? :)

5 Jun 2004

Quote by Pheonix
Hi folks
I'm new around here (late starter in life, I'm afraid ), but seems like I might need a plastic surgeon - and quick.
Seems most ads on here are looking for guys with mutant members (are 10+ inches that common in the human genus?), so I've decided to trade one of my arm's for an extension
Now I just need to locate some more hair, a longer tongue and extra digits - and I'm ready to party
Seriously though - does anyone have any tips on how to get started posting? :)

I think that you have started rather well lol

:lol:
10" penis size is absolutely normal for here. In fact you'll find that most ladies wont accept anything less - and who can blame them :shock:
Keep posting
Paul

5 Jun 2004

10 inch penis??? :shock: :shock: :shock: Luxury!!!
I dream of only having a 10 inch penis. You should try lugging this monster round everywhere you go. If I get an errection when I'm in uniform I have to goose step!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Jun 2004

Quote by Pheonix
so I've decided to trade one of my arm's for an extension

So long as you're not thinking of trading one of your arms as an extension, like I first read it :shock:
By the way, I'm a petite size 8 blonde - or I will be once I get a bit taken off my width, height and have a dozen or so hair washes with peroxide cool

Welcome to the Forums too, looks like you're gonna fit in just fine wink

5 Jun 2004

Make sure you request a black one, and your be booked for life.

5 Jun 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
10 inch penis??? :shock: :shock: :shock: Luxury!!!
I dream of only having a 10 inch penis. You should try lugging this monster round everywhere you go. If I get an errection when I'm in uniform I have to goose step!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PAH that's nothing.
I daren't surf the porn sites or the sudden rush of blood from my brain to my HUUUGGGEEEE member causes me to pass out.
*easy catches sight of the advert at the top of the screen and slumps onto keyboard*
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
:P
Welcome to SH I'd say join us for a drinkies

in the GFZ thread, but someone seems to have locked it. evil

:evil: :evil:

5 Jun 2004

:welcome:
Welcome Pheonix. Have fun
A Lady(???) did once ask me to 'give me 12 inches and make me bleed'
Did it twice and smacked in the nose !!!!!!!!!!!!

5 Jun 2004

10 Inches is a MINIMUM ?????? :shock:
TAXI !!!!!!!!!

5 Jun 2004

Welcome pheonix!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like someone with a good sense of humour! Excellent!
And ... dambuster lol lol lol - that got me giggling!
Hugs, Alex x x

5 Jun 2004

The Sarge says:

I dream of only having a 10 inch penis. You should try lugging this monster round everywhere you go. If I get an erection when I'm in uniform I have to goose step!!

Well, cut it off then Sarge - here's a pair of scissors :twisted:
Mike

6 Jun 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Welcome pheonix!!!!!!!!!
And ... dambuster lol lol lol - that got me giggling!
Hugs, Alex x x

Sad; but true I'm afraid.
(Apart from the smack in the nose )