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are bouncing booby avatars dangerous ?

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I think people have not properly considered the safety aspects of bouncing boobies.
Firstly, they do present a real danger to the photographer who should therefore wear appropriate safety glasses to minimise the risk of eye injury.
Secondly, to the viewers of same bouncing boobies while eye damage is less of a risk there are a number of other serious injuries that could be caused.
A cup of hot tea suddenly spilt on the genital region for example could cause serious injury to the viewer and the resulting scream of pain could wake up the partner causing him/her to suddenly leave the bed and trip over, sustain head injuries etc. and thereby escalate the situation.
Other injuries to the viewer may include (but are clearly not limited to):
- A slap round the head from partner for watching the boobies.
- Knee injuries sustained from sudden contact with the PC table as viewer jumps up saying PHWOAAAAR.
- Damage to equipment as malt whisky/coffee/tea is spat over PC keyboard.
- Repetitive strain injuries to the wrist as people get so excited by boobies that a spot of hand relief is attempted.
- Extended use of PC causing overheating of electrical circuits and an increased fire risk in the home.
I would therefore recommend that SH cover itself by the Mods insisting that each avatar of bouncing boobies comes complete with an appropriate warning, an insruction to wear suitable perosnal protection equipment and a legal disclaimer for any major accidents caused.
I think DaveJ and Warwick should contribute to this important discussion.
McC
Further to mcCloggies post I do think we need some booby standards.
Perhaps a booby bouncebackability test would suffice, this would entail bouncing on a trampoline for 5 mins surrounded by at least 5 willing victims. Danger rating would be given acccording to how many victims are bounced off the trampoline :bounce:
Bonus points for black eyes and of course there will be a booby prize......... bolt
Right, that's enough twaddle for tonight - many thanks for your indulgence wink
Quote by Silk and Big G
Mind you, some are quite scary!

That has just scared the shit out of me :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Quote by McCloggie
I would therefore recommend that SH cover itself by the Mods insisting that each avatar of bouncing boobies comes complete with an appropriate warning, an insruction to wear suitable perosnal protection equipment and a legal disclaimer for any major accidents caused.
I think DaveJ and Warwick should contribute to this important discussion.
McC

I have enclosed my disclaimer just for you lol :lol: :lol:
and heres another piccieor two since you like them so much
Quote by bigDewi69
The ultimate?

They'll be down round her ankles by the time she's reached 100, lol
amazing young lady..bouncing ones fine by me
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I would therefore recommend that SH cover itself by the Mods insisting that each avatar of bouncing boobies comes complete with an appropriate warning, an insruction to wear suitable perosnal protection equipment and a legal disclaimer for any major accidents caused.
I think DaveJ and Warwick should contribute to this important discussion.
McC

I have enclosed my disclaimer just for you lol :lol: :lol:
and heres another piccieor two since you like them so much

Sorry Kaz, with a name like that and that avatar coming towards ya, I'm not sure you should be allowed a disclaimer wink.... think about the poor guys sillyhwoar:
Personally, of course I have absolutely no interest in this subject :twisted: