This is a RANT.
Can I ask (rhetorically): what in the name of Judas Iscariot's dildo lubricant is wrong with so many single men that *they put their ads in the 'Women Seeking Men' category*?!? For feck's sake, WHAT DO THEY THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN? Do they think it means (spot the hyphen

For CRYING OUT LOUD, there are two more idiotic postings there now, just appeared:
286644 'Hi my names paul im a slim 41yr with nice shaven cock...'
276886 'Hi im kev im 31 and im looking for no strings fun im 6'1 shaved head stocky to musculer build...'
Yes, I know they look like they're both written by the same illiterate prat pretending to be two different people; but WHAT THE HELL is Mr Dumb-As-Rocks doing posting the stuff in WSM *in the first place*...? CAN'T HE BLOODY READ, for chrissakes...? It's for WOMEN SEEKING MEN!!! *WOMEN SEEKING MEN*!!!! *AAAARGHHH*...!!!!!
End of rant.
Sorry.
I'm all right now.
M. (Kerry's bloke).