Okay - Jersey Royals are out. Ate them on Saturday, Sunday and will again tonight.
The question is ----- Are they better than sex? Or is any other food better than sex?
Paul
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Are Jersey Royals better than sex?
Sex God
Quote by Fun365
Okay - Jersey Royals are out. Ate them on Saturday, Sunday and will again tonight.
The question is ----- Are they better than sex? Or is any other food better than sex?
Paul
depends on how good the sex is!!!!!!!
chocolate rates higher than averge sex, but lower than brill sex!
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Okay - Jersey Royals are out. Ate them on Saturday, Sunday and will again tonight.
The question is ----- Are they better than sex? Or is any other food better than sex?
Paul
depends on how good the sex is!!!!!!!
chocolate rates higher than averge sex, but lower than brill sex!
WBB;
Royal Jerseys are perfect food. Just boiled (or steamed) enough butter to satisfy and a grind (oh er missus!!!) of pepper and that is perfection.
There are times when that is better than sex.... honest
Paul
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Jersey Royals, swimming in organic butter with a sprinkle of fresh parsley or smothered in mayonnaise with chives - a truly orgasmic experience. But better than sex? Well, let me try them together and I'll let you know!
Sappho xxx
Sappho;
Will be trying together (with my friend C ) next week.
Heaven awaits
Paul
Sex God
come on peeps!
i cant be the only person in here who would perfer sex to a potato!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant be the only person in here who would perfer sex to a potato!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jersey Royals, swimming in orgasmic butter.........
Can you pick me some of that stuff when you next go shopping hun - ran out ages ago and can't seem to find it anywhere.
Sex over food anytime for me - at least sex doesn't make my clothes shrink............
Chocolate comes a close second though. Sappho really knows the way to a man's heart there. (Wilma says she does as well - between the 3rd and 4th rib from the back with a sharp knife!)
Fred
Sex God
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i cant be the only person in here who would perfer sex to a potato!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And there was me thinking you were all talking about shagging cows with butter dripped on them :!: Now where's that education - I had it somewhere :?:
Sex God
Potatoes are OK, but I would say that only the most crap sex would come second. I much prefer sex to potatoes, regardless of their variety.
Sex God
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Potatoes are OK, but I would say that only the most crap sex would come second. I much prefer sex to potatoes, regardless of their variety.
phew..... i was begining to think i was the only sane one in here!!!!!!!!
luv ya blue x xx x x x x x
Sex God
What's sanity got to do with this place - eh
: eh :?: eh :?: Jersey Royals are somewhat over rated, but steamed newbie pots smothered in butter would be great for recovering energy after a deliciously long session....
there is a market stall not too far from here that sells steamed baby pots..... mmmmm beat chips or pies anyday;
but have to agree WBB Sex would always win in a head to head match.... or even in a taste test!!!
Mirth
there is a market stall not too far from here that sells steamed baby pots..... mmmmm beat chips or pies anyday;
but have to agree WBB Sex would always win in a head to head match.... or even in a taste test!!!
Mirth
Sex God
Quote by FredFlintstone
Jersey Royals, swimming in orgasmic butter.........
FredOi, Flintstone!!!That's a deliberate misquote - and you know how Sappho hates being taken out of context!! I knew it wouldn't be long before you were back to your old self!! Come on, put 'em up...... :sparring:
Or better still, have at ye!!
You're lucky my eyes are bad at the moment - or you wouldn't be standing there now!!
:shock: Oh, he isn't!
Hey, where did he go? Did anyone see which way Fred went?
*Moves forward and trips over the coffee table* Bugger!!! These bloody eye-drops!
Will - with all the vision of a myopic mole!
Oi - you squinty eyed fruit bat - I'm over here!
FFS! - will someone turn him round - put his sword in his hand and not Arti's divining stick and turn his sabre mask round - he is trying to look through the cloth back! :doh:
And sort his ruffle out as well - it's ruffled!
:shock: What has she been doing to you man - you look terrible! :shock:
Fred
(shout if you need this republishing in a bigger font Will - always willing to help!)
FFS! - will someone turn him round - put his sword in his hand and not Arti's divining stick and turn his sabre mask round - he is trying to look through the cloth back! :doh:
And sort his ruffle out as well - it's ruffled!
:shock: What has she been doing to you man - you look terrible! :shock:
Fred
(shout if you need this republishing in a bigger font Will - always willing to help!)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Can potatoes be compared with sex? All I would say is that I can grow spuds outside my back door, dig 'em, dressed in shitty overalls and muddy boots, and satisfy my lust for them at least four times per day, seven days per week. Enough said.
Jersey Royals are good, no doubt, but try English Organic 'Duke of York' earlies, a really old variety that has tons of flavour. I love them lightly boiled with a fresh fried egg and lashings of Chervil. Also, the 'second early' salad varieties-'Nicola' and 'Belle De Fontenay' are amazing, waxy and firm, with fantastic flavour hot or cold, brilliant in salads.
Also, even the best of supermarket potatoes , and there are some good ones out there, pale into insignificance when compared to the glory of home grown. If you've never tried it, go on, go on, go on! It's really easy. Anyone interested, PM me.
Jersey Royals are good, no doubt, but try English Organic 'Duke of York' earlies, a really old variety that has tons of flavour. I love them lightly boiled with a fresh fried egg and lashings of Chervil. Also, the 'second early' salad varieties-'Nicola' and 'Belle De Fontenay' are amazing, waxy and firm, with fantastic flavour hot or cold, brilliant in salads.
Also, even the best of supermarket potatoes , and there are some good ones out there, pale into insignificance when compared to the glory of home grown. If you've never tried it, go on, go on, go on! It's really easy. Anyone interested, PM me.
