bIoke, tiger bread is like bread with a weird kinda cheesy crust. really tasty.
Wasn't there another thread a while back which showed the swingers car of choice was the Ford Focus?
So we have...
Cream coloured couch.
Pampas grass in the front (I'm assuming that is for folk who don't shave)
A pre-disposition for liking Tiger Bread.
I do have some other suggestions...
1. A frantic look of concern whenever a family member innocently opens your bedroom wardrobe or gets onto your PC before you've had chance to 'ahem' tidy it...
2. Shares in Duracell
3. If you stay overnight they leave a condom, rather than a mint on your pillow.
4. Reddening of the cheeks whenever a family member innocently mentions the words "swinging" or "vanilla"
5. Riding crops with no riding hat.
I'm sure there are more.
Do you think this guy was trying to tell us something?
I'm reliably informed that the secret of tiger bread is a sesame oil glaze before baking.......don't tell anyone it's a secret
At the weekend we tried shouting heaven and new eatsmids when interesting people are in earshot..
Didn't work in Highcross in Leciester..