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And how would you define a prolific poster? dunno
Would you say someone who bounces a lot of one-liners off others' posts is a prolific poster? Or to fit the definition you need to put up a lot of new threads yourself? :undecided:
It's not an earth shattering issue of course but I'm asking 'cos there are times when I feel I suffer from the verbal trots, and there are others who most certainly do :P :twisted:
I've tried asking the Pharmacist if there's a cure but they seem to know jack shit about this particular ailment and tend to back away muttering excuses about having a lot of other customers to serve. sad :(
So what do you reckon you are? wink :wink:
innocent :whistling: :whistling:

Is there a prophylactic available for prolific posters? :shock: :shock:
Just like you, ES, I think I am too quiet for my own good.
What you 2 too quite?
Did I hear that right?
lol
Quote by EagerSlut
And how would you define a prolific poster? dunno
Would you say someone who bounces a lot


does that make me a prolific poster :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
Quote by kazswallows
And how would you define a prolific poster? dunno
Would you say someone who bounces a lot


does that make me a prolific poster :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
Perhaps a prolific poser :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Vix
Just like you, ES, I think I am too quiet for my own good.

Oooooooh Vix! Can I just bounce off you? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Mmmmmmmmmm sillyhwoar: :phwoar:

Sarah, we're as quiet as church mice, really! redface surprisedops: wink
Yes, right, who are you trying to kid??????????? :shock:
Quote by kazswallows
does that make me a prolific poster :shock: :shock: lol :lol:

Kaz, I've never been able to tear my eyes away from your Camel toes for long enough to see how well you bounce! :P :P
:rascal: :rascal:

Today's the last day of my hols so tomorrow I'll be back to normal :shock: :shock: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by kazswallows
And how would you define a prolific poster? dunno
Would you say someone who bounces a lot


does that make me a prolific poster :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
No, it just makes you personally responsible for frequent and dangerous variations to my blood pressure! biggrin
S'gotta be the average number of posts per day. In fact I'd suggest the following scale of definitions:
Less than 1 post per day - Church Mouse
1-2 posts per day - Struggler
2-5 posts per day - Reasonably well balanced
5-7posts per day - Becoming dependent
7-7.3 posts per day - Addicted
About 7.4 posts per day - All-round good guy innocent
7.5 - 9 posts per day - Prolific
More than 9 per day (sorry girls) - Whore :giggle:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
And how would you define a prolific poster? dunno
Would you say someone who bounces a lot

does that make me a prolific poster :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
Perhaps a prolific poser :lol: :lol: :lol:
redface surprisedops: :oops: and your point is :rascal: :rascal: :lol: :lol:
ES Mwahhhhhh hun, I'll change my avatar to give your eyes a rest wink
Quote by westerross
2-5 posts per day - Reasonably well balanced
:thumbup: :thumbup: innocent
Well my post average says I only post % per day yet I counted up 15 posts of mine yesterday ... so there is something wrong with the system .. and anyone saying I am quiet as a church mouse just doesn't know me at all :thrilled: :wave2: :thrilled: :wave2:
DD
id say i was just shy hehehehe
DD it's the average number, based on number of posts and length of membership.
posts per day which makes me reasonably well balanced
well that just put a hole in your boat didnt it Tune lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
makes me reasonably well balanced, first time I've been called that confused
Quote by freckledbird
DD it's the average number, based on number of posts and length of membership.

Yes the trouble with that is that I had a 6 month break from when I joined and posted left and then came back again so its made my post count very low so its not showing an accurate average for my posting at present and to make up for 6 months of not posting is difficult to do :cry:
My teacher always did say must try harder at the bottom of my report in school wink
DD
redface I'm a struggler.... yip actually that sounds about right for me... wink
not sure what i'd call me
i like to say :welcome: to all the newbies who post a hi thread, other than that i just reply to stuff i read that gets my interest confused
saying that i'm on post a day, should i be worried?

Quote by westerross
More than 9 per day (sorry girls) - Whore :giggle:

:shock:
Quote by Sexysteph
lol With mine creeping up recently to to .... :

..snap Steph! As I said on here once before, if my average went above 5, it would be time for me to get a life! :lol: :lol:
Theres time when we post loads of the time (thats how it feels to us lol) and theres time when we dont lol
Just depends on whats on the forums and whats goin on at the time with work etc wink If we going to a munch then its easy to put a load of posts up with the other peeps goin to the munch smile
We've been on the forums for nearly a year now and not up to 500 posts yet so not really that prolific lol
Mr goodtimez
10.5 per day !! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
10.5 per day !! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Point proved!
(Actually - ages ago I managed to reach almost 30 per day!)
Quote by Sgt Bilko
10.5 per day !! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

More than 9 per day (sorry girls) - Whore

:shock: :shock: Sarge straight to the dungeons until your post count comes down lol :lol:
per day here
But I have had a long break and only just begun to post again.
Definately not prolific though I'd say. Feel a bit like a newbie again to be honest - I've missed so much during my leave (as became apparent at the munch on sat night lol)
But.........it's nice to be back biggrin
Quote by Sgt Bilko
10.5 per day !! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

so how does this work then?
ok we have established i'm a whore cause i'm female who posts over 9 posts a day but what are guys who post more that 9 posts a day??
Only 1 thing ....
I really do hope this doen't turn into another case of people posting utter garbage just to get their post count up!
It's happened before! rolleyes
Quote by Alexandra
Only 1 thing ....
I really do hope this doen't turn into another case of people posting utter garbage just to get their post count up!
It's happened before! rolleyes

i post garbage anyone so noone will notice in my case lol