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Argggh take my mind of the "S" word
Orgasminator
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Okay Im going mad Im sure!
Hubby has been away for 2 months now and Im slowly going crazy!
What can I do to take my mind of sex, and dont say masturbate!!! Im like a bloody bloke thinking about it every 6 seconds. This is not ideal at mother and baby groups and during drivings lessons etc!
Please help my fellow SH friends before I die of sexual starvation!:x :x :x :x :x :x
p.s 2 months 4 weeks and 1 day until he is back!
Only every six seconds?
Sex God
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Lol im sure the pms you will get offering there services will keep you busy a while .:lol:
Okay, read above! I do not want offers of your fanatstic services! As fabulous as they may be!
I don't think she was offering. What else do you expect people to say other than masturbate? Go and read a boring book or something.
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
What else do you expect people to say other than masturbate? Go and read a boring book or something.
I'm afraid that's all you can do, or maybe buy yourself some toys
Jeepers! By the time your hubby returns he'll only have been away for five months total :shock:
Think yourself lucky he's not in the Royal Navy or Marines. They get stationed away for anything up to 18 months without any home leave . . . as I found out to my cost :shock:
I hardly saw Jon for the first five years of our married life . . . so I'm afraid you'll be doing the same as I and countless other service wives have done and that's all you can do
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by RedHot
What else do you expect people to say other than masturbate? Go and read a boring book or something.
I'm afraid that's all you can do, or maybe buy yourself some toys
Jeepers! By the time your hubby returns he'll only have been away for five months total :shock:
Think yourself lucky he's not in the Royal Navy or Marines. They get stationed away for anything up to 18 months without any home leave . . . as I found out to my cost :shock:
I hardly saw Jon for the first five years of our married life . . . so I'm afraid you'll be doing the same as I and countless other service wives have done and that's all you can do
Tracy-Jayne
Break out the OMO.
But why not get rid of the frustration and tension by joining a gym, and ogling the fit men whilst working out :twisted:
Or take a cold shower, watch the history channel or just masturbate, nowt wrong with it
:D Quote by freckledbird
Lol im sure the pms you will get offering there services will keep you busy a while .
Okay, read above! I do not want offers of your fanatstic services! As fabulous as they may be!
I don't think she was offering. What else do you expect people to say other than masturbate? Go and read a boring book or something..
who wasnt Sex God
Quote by debz4u
Lol im sure the pms you will get offering there services will keep you busy a while .
Okay, read above! I do not want offers of your fanatstic services! As fabulous as they may be!
I don't think she was offering. What else do you expect people to say other than masturbate? Go and read a boring book or something..
who wasnt:lol: You mucky woman :twisted:
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Sex God
You gotta smile at the irony .....of all the places to come and have your mind taken off sex .
and a hug! There ya go! 