ark | Swinging Heaven

18 Aug 2004

its raining again :cry:
it has come to my attention that the end of the world is upon us due to the biblical nature of the floods sad

therefore I have purchased a stanley nife ,abox of balsa wood ,some stought selotape ,somesticky backed plastic and a set of juniour swimmers armbands and commenced work on my ark
unfortunately this is taking more time than expected and I could do with some help, so anyone interested in salvation get your self over to warwickshire. Please also bring your own stanley knife as I only have the one wink

18 Aug 2004

18 Aug 2004

Sorry cant leavre my spider on his own!!

18 Aug 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
Sorry cant leavre my spider on his own!!

Not called Borris is he?
(Ooooppppssss redface

ops: think maybe I should be back in the Sarges thread lol

)

18 Aug 2004

Will send super glue, it's quicker and better than sticky tape.

18 Aug 2004

Now spider has sodded off on me im on my way. Looks like you have missed some vital tools so ill bring , drawpins , lipstick , a mirror and a pair of tights - honestly men

18 Aug 2004

Great Foxy lol

do you think we should ask Roger743 to donate a pair of his pants for the sail confused

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18 Aug 2004

If I come to Warwickshire, it will have to be worth my while, I have been forced into celibacy, so will only come if there is some prospect of sexual intercourse, please post confirmation of my request, before I venture away from my humble abode.

18 Aug 2004

I been building mine outta lego lol

*edit Just realised there's a suspicious number of sheep in the pic confused

18 Aug 2004

Quote by O.K.
If I come to Warwickshire, it will have to be worth my while, I have been forced into celibacy, so will only come if there is some prospect of sexual intercourse, please post confirmation of my request, before I venture away from my humble abode.

i think that would be a cert. how else are we gonna repopulate the human species! don't know how big this arks gonna be, but rebuilding a new world from the survivors of SH is surely gonna require more than two of each? dunno

neil x x x ;-)

18 Aug 2004

You won't need an ark (especially as the extra batteries for the rabbits would sink it anyway). Saw one of these on the way home smile

18 Aug 2004

Quote by sussexguy
I been building mine outta lego

*edit Just realised there's a suspicious number of sheep in the pic

Sheep? I thought they looked like Marvin the Paranoid Android.

18 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
I been building mine outta lego

*edit Just realised there's a suspicious number of sheep in the pic

Sheep? I thought they looked like Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Don't you guys know anything???? These were the days of slavery ...... of course, it sheep labour!!! bolt

18 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
Don't you guys know anything???? These were the days of slavery ...... of course, it sheep labour!!!

:laughabove: :laughabove:

18 Aug 2004

I`ll be on the new Ark :bounce:
Me and my woodworm :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

18 Aug 2004

I don't think I'll be able to make it to any ark!!!
I can't come in two's!!!
Damn!!!! I will have to invest in a bleddy good snorkel set!

18 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
I`ll be on the new Ark :bounce:
Me and my woodworm :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Makes a note not to put her wooden leg near Venus at the munch!!!

18 Aug 2004

Fred has some old bits of two by twoin the shed if they are any help dunno

Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Fred has some old bits of two by two in the shed if they are any help
Love
Wilma
x x x x

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
I`ll be on the new Ark :bounce:
Me and my woodworm :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Venus told you not to call Mars that :twisted:

18 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
Sheep? I thought they looked like Marvin the Paranoid Android.

No........ Marvin looks like this.......

I am sure we have done this before.... somewhere...... in a previous life / thread???

19 Aug 2004

So how's the ark comming along?
Did you recieve the superglue?
I am also sending some gaffer tape, if this is no use for building the ark.
Then you could use it for a bit of bondage biggrin

19 Aug 2004

I've got some araldite and can sew anything so if we need rugs for the animals or curtains for the portholes I'm willing to help.
Mr RSAB2 is quite handy with a powertool! :evil2:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

19 Aug 2004

ALL ABOARD.... the rains starting to come down heavy

19 Aug 2004

Got to keep this ark afloat.
After all would look bloody silly sunk lol

19 Aug 2004

Well I can bring along two cats an icecream maker (no batteries) oh and I have loads of peanuts left from my last house party - hope this helps.................................

19 Aug 2004

Quote by sussexguy
ALL ABOARD.... the rains starting to come down heavy

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

19 Aug 2004

Right excellent . looks like we are getting somewhere
ive been away for the last day trying to buy some replacement stanley knife blades
they dont seem to last as long as thet used to (or am I getting confused with myself0.
ANYWAY THE UPDATE IS THAT THE SUPERGLUE IS DOING A GREAT JOB ,AND ALTHOUGH i AM NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THE TIGHTS (damn must have hit the caps lock..muppet) <I am currently wearing them on my head as I like to be a thread hi jacker, progress is going well
All aboard the Ark
(Except Davej and Easy theyre mad) rolleyes

:roll:

19 Aug 2004

Quote by sussexguy
ALL ABOARD.... the rains starting to come down heavy

Wow flashback to my youth ...... anyone remember Noah and Nelly and the skylark crew?????? i read that and the theme tune flashed into my head!!

19 Aug 2004

Quote by warwick
Right excellent . looks like we are getting somewhere
ive been away for the last day trying to buy some replacement stanley knife blades
they dont seem to last as long as thet used to (or am I getting confused with myself0.
ANYWAY THE UPDATE IS THAT THE SUPERGLUE IS DOING A GREAT JOB ,AND ALTHOUGH i AM NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THE TIGHTS (damn must have hit the caps lock..muppet) <I am currently wearing them on my head as I like to be a thread hi jacker, progress is going well
All aboard the Ark
(Except Davej and Easy theyre mad) :roll:

You worry me ... you really do!! :shock:
I have a great image of you in my head! (you off to the munch??? you have to come dressed like this!!! :twisted: )