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Nope, I always promise a partner that I'll lick and kiss every inch of their body, and the anus is part of their body so it gets a damn good licking.... much to the surprise of a lot of them.
I do actually like it, but then I have an oral fixation anyway heheheh
yum yum, tongue and bum!
clean, mind you!
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
yum yum, tongue and bum!
clean, mind you!
lp

Hmmmmmm... clean bum licking fun for me too... yummy yummy just right for my tummy! :bounce:
redface But I ain't doin' no brokeback mountain stuff!!! surprisedops:
If the moods right the sex is hot and the body is clean. Yeah it's cool.
I'm a better licker than lickee...
quite happily do it to others (yes, as long as nice and clean as others have said!) but when having it done to me, somehow I just kinda tense up and get a bit worried... the old fears of despite my best efforts to be scrupulously clean knowing there may be some bum action on the horizon, what if, what if.... :shock: so I just don't enjoy it as much!
I'm probably a bit odd like that. redface
i prefer the licking more than the "fucking" but the first can make the latter a much more enjoyable experience oh yummy memoirs
my favorite let me finish my dinner first...
Oh, i thought this was going to be a thread i could email to my boss and his permanently brown nose and forehead biggrin
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Oh, i thought this was going to be a thread i could email to my boss and his permanently brown nose and forehead biggrin

That's the kind of thread I feared it may be! :D
lp
As a lover of the female botty, there are very few things I would not do to a nice pert one to be honest....
As long as I've had a nice bath before hand I quite like receiving it. It's sensual rather than horny to me anyway, that and a little finger probing.....
I can't quite return the favour, maybe it's the male hairs getting in the way but I just can't do it confused
Quote by __random_orbit__
Oh, i thought this was going to be a thread i could email to my boss and his permanently brown nose and forehead biggrin

That's the kind of thread I feared it may be! :D
lp
My boss can get his head so far up there he can wear them like a hat :kissmyarse:
Absolutely love my arse having a good licking,probably because it feels so naughty.
i know if he bends me over and heads for there i'm definately in for a good night!!!!
Quote by flower411
As long as I've had a nice bath before hand I quite like receiving it. It's sensual rather than horny to me anyway, that and a little finger probing.....
I can't quite return the favour, maybe it's the male hairs getting in the way but I just can't do it confused

Same with Mrs f ... she loves it but just couldn`t bring herself to reciprocate ...weird huh ??
Maybe its because we wash thier smalls! :?
Quote by noladreams30
I'm a better licker than lickee...
quite happily do it to others (yes, as long as nice and clean as others have said!) but when having it done to me, somehow I just kinda tense up and get a bit worried... the old fears of despite my best efforts to be scrupulously clean knowing there may be some bum action on the horizon, what if, what if.... :shock: so I just don't enjoy it as much!
I'm probably a bit odd like that. redface

Then we're a pair of odd bods!
Quote by winchwench
I'm a better licker than lickee...
quite happily do it to others (yes, as long as nice and clean as others have said!) but when having it done to me, somehow I just kinda tense up and get a bit worried... the old fears of despite my best efforts to be scrupulously clean knowing there may be some bum action on the horizon, what if, what if.... :shock: so I just don't enjoy it as much!
I'm probably a bit odd like that. redface

Then we're a pair of odd bods!
odd bods?
nah... odd botts! :giggle:
Quote by TanKinky
As long as I've had a nice bath before hand I quite like receiving it. It's sensual rather than horny to me anyway, that and a little finger probing.....
I can't quite return the favour, maybe it's the male hairs getting in the way but I just can't do it confused

Same with Mrs f ... she loves it but just couldn`t bring herself to reciprocate ...weird huh ??
Maybe its because we wash thier smalls! :?
Had to double take there, thought you said 'balls'. lol
Quote by flower411
Eeeeeewwww!!!

Oi Bilko ...wassup ?
That`s the second post of yours this evening that people might just find a bit offensive !! :shock:
You OK ??
have to agree with flower, i would expect a better response, especially from a mod.
opinions were asked for, sure, but this site and forum should be a place where people shouldn't be wary of asking a question and to be told that it's disgusting in such terms isn't very accepting, can see it putting some people off.
i'm all for different opinions and i'm sure we all do things others will find offensive but let's not couch such opinions in terms that some would find offensive.
chill all!
jack
Quote by curvynjackb
Eeeeeewwww!!!

Oi Bilko ...wassup ?
That`s the second post of yours this evening that people might just find a bit offensive !! :shock:
You OK ??
have to agree with flower, i would expect a better response, especially from a mod.
opinions were asked for, sure, but this site and forum should be a place where people shouldn't be wary of asking a question and to be told that it's disgusting in such terms isn't very accepting, can see it putting some people off.
i'm all for different opinions and i'm sure we all do things others will find offensive but let's not couch such opinions in terms that some would find offensive.

I am at a loss to see how I have offended anybody?? dunno :dunno:
I used an emoticon as a bit of fun to light heartedly express an opinion, which by the way, the fact I am a Mod is neither here nor there. I am still a member of this site and as entitled as any of you to have an opinion on any subject.

Quote by curvynjackb

chill all!
jack

I suggest that you take some of your own advice!!! rolleyes :roll:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Eeeeeewwww!!!

Oi Bilko ...wassup ?
That`s the second post of yours this evening that people might just find a bit offensive !! :shock:
You OK ??
have to agree with flower, i would expect a better response, especially from a mod.
opinions were asked for, sure, but this site and forum should be a place where people shouldn't be wary of asking a question and to be told that it's disgusting in such terms isn't very accepting, can see it putting some people off.
i'm all for different opinions and i'm sure we all do things others will find offensive but let's not couch such opinions in terms that some would find offensive.

I am at a loss to see how I have offended anybody?? dunno :dunno:
I used an emoticon as a bit of fun to light heartedly express an opinion, which by the way, the fact I am a Mod is neither here nor there. I am still a member of this site and as entitled as any of you to have an opinion on any subject.

Quote by curvynjackb

chill all!
jack

I suggest that you take some of your own advice!!! rolleyes :roll:
Oh no :shock:
I have to agree with the bespectacled serviceman :shock:
Oh well.......It had to happen sometime :lol2:
Quote by Steve
Eeeeeewwww!!!

Oi Bilko ...wassup ?
That`s the second post of yours this evening that people might just find a bit offensive !! :shock:
You OK ??
have to agree with flower, i would expect a better response, especially from a mod.
opinions were asked for, sure, but this site and forum should be a place where people shouldn't be wary of asking a question and to be told that it's disgusting in such terms isn't very accepting, can see it putting some people off.
i'm all for different opinions and i'm sure we all do things others will find offensive but let's not couch such opinions in terms that some would find offensive.

I am at a loss to see how I have offended anybody?? dunno :dunno:
I used an emoticon as a bit of fun to light heartedly express an opinion, which by the way, the fact I am a Mod is neither here nor there. I am still a member of this site and as entitled as any of you to have an opinion on any subject.

Quote by curvynjackb

chill all!
jack

I suggest that you take some of your own advice!!! rolleyes :roll:
Oh no :shock:
I have to agree with the bespectacled serviceman :shock:
Oh well.......It had to happen sometime :lol2:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I dont find anything offensive about Sarge's comment. I found the emotythingy quite funny but then I see the funny side in almost anything.
However, there is another thread running at the mo and a mod has made certain remarks that really werent called for given the sadness involved yet no one has had much to say about that.
Different strokes for different folks I guess :dunno:
Sarge was just expressing a personal opinion, and it was done in a pretty lighthearted manner IMO.
Having said that, the emote he used made me wanna hurl- I don't do vomit! confused
argh, so you wouldn't like me telling you about the squaddie 'game' of 'pass the vomit' to decide who was buying the next rounds ?
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argh, so you wouldn't like me telling you about the squaddie 'game' of 'pass the vomit' to decide who was buying the next rounds ?

Played that - and Pass The Mars Bar, which was ten times worse!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Sorry Bilko...I had seen a reply from you in another thread that appeared to suggest that short fat people were ugly and tall thin people were good looking.

Now I am concerned!!! :shock: :shock:
Can you post a link to that because I have no idea what you are referring to! confused :?
You have either made a mistake, or someone else has managed to log in as me, in which case I would be very concerned. (The third option is that I have lost my memory, but I don't want to contemplate that!!) lol :lol:
When you posted that earlier in the thread I thought you were joking, which is why I didn't react to it. :? :? :?
Maybe mods could have a symbol attached to posts when IN mod-mode... for the serious stuff?
all that aside
back to the Bums!
they are glorious things, are they not?
No matter what you may wish to do with them, or what the owner of said Bum allows to be done!
simply wonderfull
lp
Flower - are you referring to this post???:
Quote by Sgt Bilko


I wouldn't touch it with yours :shock:

Oh, I don't know, when I have my Beer Goggles on ......................

wink
You have to be kidding!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Did you read the rest of the thread or were you just looking at the pictures??
Are you on a one man crusade to read my posts and try and make an issue out of something that isn't there??
I am so angry and bemused that I am going to take a break, calm down and then come back to this!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Good grief :shock:
Rendered speechless here
Fucking speechless :shock:
All this "seems to suggest this", "means that" "PC something bluddy else"
It seems to be some sort of bluddy competition as to who can slate who the most. Who can get the most one upmanship points ......... oh fuck it, I'm not even explaining myself, and certainly not explaining Sarge ....... (wouldn't know where to begin for a start lol )
And please excuse my language up there
But having walked in from work to one shock, straight into this pathetic fiasco, really does make me question why I'm on this fucking site!!!! mad