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OK, well this will run until Mal sees it wink
I'm still interested, confused and bemused by the shared use of the "assets" option in SH profiles and I'm the type of person that doesn't do 'vague' and 'subjective' very well - I need numbers! lol So... my question is, how do the SH 'categories' used when filling in a profile translate across the male/female gender?
For example:
MALE ASSETS
No Comment! = mind your own business
No Complaints! = small but I'm marketing here so there's no way I'm telling you
Small = small and stupid enough to say so
Medium = 6-7"
Large = 7"+
Do we also need 'tiny' and 'extra large' categories? :twisted:
FEMALE ASSETS
Please help me out here - it's been a while :wink:
Please - this is mean't to be fun and the first one to post a 'penis size chart' gets a thump! :wink: I want perceptions here, of and from both men and women, not research! "I don't care" also doesn't work, I'm genuinely interested to see just how much self and other people's perceptions differ.... over to you guys confused
:P
Sarah
Sex God
What's it worth for me to keep Mal busy for you for a while?? :P
My assets are 38c
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
What's it worth for me to keep Mal busy for you for a while?? :P

Lots!! Until at least tea time wink
38c - OK, so my question is, what is that in SH terms... large? dunno
Freckledbird
Sex God
Mine are 40F - large I'd say biggrin
Chris would be considered medium according to your list above. wink
celestria
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
What's it worth for me to keep Mal busy for you for a while?? :P

Lots!! Until at least tea time wink
38c - OK, so my question is, what is that in SH terms... large? dunno
Well you see now doesn't that depend on the size of your own assests? I'm a 38c too so I'd personally class Sarah's 38c's as being average... someone with 32a's might think they're big and someone with 44g's might think they're small
Don't know the answer... I'm just waffling now
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
What's it worth for me to keep Mal busy for you for a while?? :P

Lots!! Until at least tea time wink
38c - OK, so my question is, what is that in SH terms... large? dunno
Large?? dont know, I did get told some time a go, "2 good handfulls" so you judge.
Now re Mal if I keep him busy till tea time, what do I get in return from you?? lol :lol:
H__x
Sex God
I've checked 'small', (34b), I see no reason in lying or checking 'no complaints', what's the point? They'll soon find out, then you can't check the 'no complaints' box.
H.x
Sarah
Sex God
Mind you that woman who has just gone in the BB house is 30m !!! ffs!! IMO top heavy or what lol
Unknown User
Quote by celestria
What's it worth for me to keep Mal busy for you for a while?? :P

Lots!! Until at least tea time wink
38c - OK, so my question is, what is that in SH terms... large? dunno
Well you see now doesn't that depend on the size of your own assests? I'm a 38c too so I'd personally class Sarah's 38c's as being average... someone with 32a's might think they're big and someone with 44g's might think they're small
Don't know the answer... I'm just waffling now
No, not waffling at all and this is exactly the type of debate I had hoped would start as it proves this kind of thing is SO subjective - we need to get the boys involved though - boys, we need numbers please... and no necessarily your own (unless you must) :wink:
celestria
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
What's it worth for me to keep Mal busy for you for a while?? :P

Lots!! Until at least tea time wink
38c - OK, so my question is, what is that in SH terms... large? dunno
Well you see now doesn't that depend on the size of your own assests? I'm a 38c too so I'd personally class Sarah's 38c's as being average... someone with 32a's might think they're big and someone with 44g's might think they're small
Don't know the answer... I'm just waffling now
No, not waffling at all and this is exactly the type of debate I had hoped would start as it proves this kind of thing is SO subjective - we need to get the boys involved though - boys, we need numbers please... and no necessarily your own (unless you must) :wink:
ahhh I get it now... this isn't a cock size thread in disguise... it's a cheap attempt at phone number collecting :giggle:
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
dunno I don't actually know my real size.. i guess alot of the time. But I just always say I'm big rolleyes
People will make of that what they will.
If anyone ever wants to bring a tape measure round and actually do all the inches with me ;) Feel free :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by celestria
ahhh I get it now... this isn't a cock size thread in disguise... it's a cheap attempt at phone number collecting :giggle:

Damn - I've been busted wink
Unknown User
I have always classed myself as average but then again I would do because I've been looking at it for 30yrs and I'm used to it, people with big or small feet see there feet as average because they are used to seeing them...........it's the way others see us that puts things in a differant light and my profile says large because I know now after being told so and obviuosly in other circumsatnces have had the opertunity to compare (and I don't mean by whipping em out side by side ruler in hand) that I'm in the large catergory confused :? :?
Mal
Mod
Talking of Big Brother, which we weren't but we are now:lol2: - there's a certain 'sexual terrorist' in there who reminds me of someone not too far away (cyber distance anyway! lol )
Anyway, Sarah has nipped out for a tic, so I'm back!! What was the question?
:shock:
Whether it's an asset or not is whether you are good with it or not. Whether or not you give pleasure to others with it and also yourself.
As for female assets, they should be
Cute
Gorgeous
Oh Hell yes!!!
I've died and gone to heaven!!
Mumma, I'm home!! sillyhwoar:
Get the idea?
Mal
wink
Unknown User
Quote by Mal
Talking of Big Brother, which we weren't but we are now - there's a certain 'sexual terrorist' in there who reminds me of someone not too far away (cyber distance anyway! lol )

And on true form..... Mal , you have a lovely arse and knob so whatever way you're facing... who cares what category they fall into :shock:
wink
Mal
Mod
Quote by Bloke2005
Talking of Big Brother, which we weren't but we are now - there's a certain 'sexual terrorist' in there who reminds me of someone not too far away (cyber distance anyway! lol )

And on true form..... Mal , you have a lovely arse and knob so whatever way you're facing... who cares what category they fall into :shock:
wink
You are such a tart!! rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by Bloke2005
Dam - I've been busted wink

Don't flatter yourself rolleyes
rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by dambuster

Dam - I've been busted wink

Don't flatter yourself rolleyes
rotflmao
You wish! :twisted: Put up your shower pic and we can 'slip you into a category' :wink:
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Hmm
For the girlies I'd class
A-B as small
C-E medium
anything above large
For the blokes
6" and below - Small
6.1 -8" - Medium
9" - 12" Large
above 12" - gigantinormous
But girth counts as well so if it was 12" but super skinny I'd class it as bizarre. :razz:
Any before anyone asks - YES size matters lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Have I managed to give anyone a complex yet?
Jas
XXX
Unknown User
Quote by Bloke2005
You wish! :twisted:

I never touched him, Mum. Honest redface
Quote by Bloke2005
Put up your shower pic and we can 'slip you into a category' wink

How's this for girth ?
Ready Dawnie ?
Standby with the delete button

See how I didn't walk into his "slip into you" trap - "category" ..... indeed ! ! !
H__x
Sex God
Nice head.
H.x
Mal
Mod
Isn't that your protege - Spurter?? rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by Jas-Tim
For the blokes
6" and below - Small
6.1 -8" - Medium :shock:
9" - 12" Large
above 12" - gigantinormous
But girth counts as well so if it was 12" but super skinny I'd class it as bizarre. :razz:

Any before anyone asks - YES size matters lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Have I managed to give anyone a complex yet?
Jas
XXX

Oh, a lady after my own heart :lol: ... can we husband swop for the evening Jas? I'm sure you wouldn't be disappointed, I know I sure as hell wouldn't be wink :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by dambuster
See how I didn't walk into his "slip into you" trap - "category" ..... indeed ! ! !

Slip into who's trap? :shock: Duuuurtttyy! wink
H__x
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Hmm
For the girlies I'd class
A-B as small
C-E medium
anything above large
For the blokes
6" and below - Small
6.1 -8" - Medium
9" - 12" Large
above 12" - gigantinormous
But girth counts as well so if it was 12" but super skinny I'd class it as bizarre. :razz:
Any before anyone asks - YES size matters lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Have I managed to give anyone a complex yet?
Jas
XXX

Nope. I already had one.
H.x
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by H-x
Nope. I already had one.
H.x

Oooooooooo join the club biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Bloke2005
See how I didn't walk into his "slip into you" trap - "category" ..... indeed ! ! !

Slip into who's trap? :shock: Duuuurtttyy! wink
You (and the Mods) ready for the real shower pic Sweetie ?
Unknown User
Quote by dambuster
See how I didn't walk into his "slip into you" trap - "category" ..... indeed ! ! !

Slip into who's trap? :shock: Duuuurtttyy! wink
You (and the Mods) ready for the real shower pic Sweetie ?
Yes, positively frothing here dammie.......