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Quote by Bloke2005
Yes, positively frothing here dammie.......
5. Do not use genital shots in your Avatar or in photos posted.
. . . . . . . we don't want genital shots in avatars or in pictures on the forum here. Tits, arse and general body shots are fine, but no hot dogs or kebabs PLEASE!
Quote by Jas-Tim
Hmm
For the girlies I'd class
A-B as small Closer to the bone the sweeter the meat
C-E medium Hubba hubba :grin:
anything above largehwoar:
For the blokes
6" and below - Small 5.5" and below - A tongue is a wonderful thing :wink:
6.1 -8" - Medium 5.6" - 7.5" - Looking good :rascal:
9" - 12" Large 7.6" and above - Not a fecking chance :shock:
above 12" - gigantinormous :scared:
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote by Bloke2005
For the blokes
6" and below - Small
6.1 -8" - Medium :shock:
9" - 12" Large
above 12" - gigantinormous
But girth counts as well so if it was 12" but super skinny I'd class it as bizarre. :razz:
Any before anyone asks - YES size matters
Have I managed to give anyone a complex yet?
Jas
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Oh, a lady after my own heart :lol: ... can we husband swop for the evening Jas? I'm sure you wouldn't be disappointed, I know I sure as hell wouldn't be
:twisted:Oh go on then, can I keep him if he's tidier than Timmy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
You wish! :twisted:
I never touched him, Mum. Honest
Quote by Bloke2005
Put up your shower pic and we can 'slip you into a category'
How's this for girth ?
Ready Dawnie ?
Standby with the delete button
See how I didn't walk into his "slip into you" trap - "category" ..... indeed ! ! !
But is that one of those water saving heads, we should all start to use to save us from drought orders??
Mens:
Not bothered by the size of it you are also equipped with hands and a tongue ;)
Ladies:
A-b cup=juicy
C-d cup=juicy
D cup and over =juicy
Does this help at all Bloke ?
Myself I am a 36 b or c depending on which week of the month it is and i would put mine in the 'average' category. In the interests of research my other half is above average ;)
Minx x x
Not bothered by the size of it you are also equipped with hands and a tongue ;)
Ladies:
A-b cup=juicy
C-d cup=juicy
D cup and over =juicy
Does this help at all Bloke ?
Myself I am a 36 b or c depending on which week of the month it is and i would put mine in the 'average' category. In the interests of research my other half is above average ;)
Minx x x
I've got 'No Complaints' on my profile cause I've never had any complaints and I'm not sure enough to put anything else - sitting on the fence me thinks!
I think I'm just over 7" - only had a 6" ruler though so had to guess the rest - um 10" !!!!
I agree that its down to your partners perspective and you can always make it up by being extra attentive.
I think I'm just over 7" - only had a 6" ruler though so had to guess the rest - um 10" !!!!
I agree that its down to your partners perspective and you can always make it up by being extra attentive.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by dambuster
5. Do not use genital shots in your Avatar or in photos posted.
. . . . . . . we don't want genital shots in avatars or in pictures on the forum here. Tits, arse and general body shots are fine, but no hot dogs or kebabs PLEASE!
That looks so much like a picture I copied off the forum before the 4 tops took over. I don't have the extra face on mine though
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Hmm
For the girlies I'd class
A-B as small Closer to the bone the sweeter the meat
C-E medium Hubba hubba :grin:
anything above large
For the blokes
6" and below - Small 5.5" and below - A tongue is a wonderful thing :wink:
6.1 -8" - Medium 5.6" - 7.5" - Looking good :rascal:
9" - 12" Large 7.6" and above - Not a fecking chance :shock:
above 12" - gigantinormous :scared:
:grin: :grin: :grin:
I agree with you Shireen
I just found some more Lush things to go in your box Dawn.... I think I need a bigger box :giggle:
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Quote by Shireen_Mids
I just found some more Lush things to go in your box Dawn....
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I can't wait to be able to bath, it is driving me mad being able to smell Lush and not to be able to use it.
I can't wait to see what you're bringing me
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I think I need a bigger box :giggle:
Do you now :rascal:
Sex God
Are you 2 hijacking? :lol:
:lol: 
:lol2: Sex God
Look I kept Mal busy all afternoon as requested (sent him to Tesco's) Bloke is busy, and what is he going to come back to but a thread about large boxes, and lush :lol:
:lol: 
Warming the Bed
Quote by Sarah
Mind you that woman who has just gone in the BB house is 30m !!! ffs!! IMO top heavy or what
Bloody hell!! Why didn't anyone tell me?! I guess I'll have to start watching now. And there was I, avoiding the show, because the gorgeous Kinga Karolczak was no longer in the line-up!
As for me? For women, I'd classify...
D-cup & below as small
DD to F as medium
G-cup & up as large
(JJ-cups being my favourite)
...and for men:
Below 7" as small
7" - 9" as meduim
Above 9" as large
(11" being a personal quest)
~Reese!
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
Do we also need 'tiny' and 'extra large' categories? :twisted:
How about a
"Looks just like a Penis only smaller" category or
"But it's enough to make me happy"????
Orgasminator
How about, one size fits all
You get magic gloves, so why not a magic willy :lol:
You get magic gloves, so why not a magic willy :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
Do we also need 'tiny' and 'extra large' categories? :twisted:
How about a
"Looks just like a Penis only smaller" category or
"But it's enough to make me happy"????
Shut up and answer the question - or shall I do it for you? :rascal:
What?
again??
