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Sex God
What not myself and other female and Mary all inthe shower together!! lol
Quote by Sarah
What not myself and other female and Mary all inthe shower together!! lol

Don't bloody call me a 'mary' wink
Quote by Bloke2005
Yes, positively frothing here dammie.......


5. Do not use genital shots in your Avatar or in photos posted.
. . . . . . . we don't want genital shots in avatars or in pictures on the forum here. Tits, arse and general body shots are fine, but no hot dogs or kebabs PLEASE!

rolleyes
Quote by Jas-Tim
Hmm
For the girlies I'd class
A-B as small Closer to the bone the sweeter the meat wink
C-E medium Hubba hubba :grin:
anything above large sillyhwoar:
For the blokes
6" and below - Small 5.5" and below - A tongue is a wonderful thing :wink:
6.1 -8" - Medium 5.6" - 7.5" - Looking good :rascal:
9" - 12" Large 7.6" and above - Not a fecking chance :shock:
above 12" - gigantinormous :scared:

:grin: :grin: :grin:
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005

For the blokes
6" and below - Small
6.1 -8" - Medium :shock:
9" - 12" Large
above 12" - gigantinormous
But girth counts as well so if it was 12" but super skinny I'd class it as bizarre. :razz:

Any before anyone asks - YES size matters lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Have I managed to give anyone a complex yet?
Jas
XXX

Oh, a lady after my own heart :lol: ... can we husband swop for the evening Jas? I'm sure you wouldn't be disappointed, I know I sure as hell wouldn't be wink :twisted:
Oh go on then, can I keep him if he's tidier than Timmy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Sex God
Quote by dambuster

You wish! :twisted:

I never touched him, Mum. Honest redface
Quote by Bloke2005
Put up your shower pic and we can 'slip you into a category' wink

How's this for girth ?
Ready Dawnie ?
Standby with the delete button

See how I didn't walk into his "slip into you" trap - "category" ..... indeed ! ! !
But is that one of those water saving heads, we should all start to use to save us from drought orders?? lol
Mens:
Not bothered by the size of it you are also equipped with hands and a tongue ;)
Ladies:
A-b cup=juicy
C-d cup=juicy
D cup and over =juicy
Does this help at all Bloke ? dunno
Myself I am a 36 b or c depending on which week of the month it is and i would put mine in the 'average' category. In the interests of research my other half is above average ;)
Minx x x
Warming the Bed
I've got 'No Complaints' on my profile cause I've never had any complaints and I'm not sure enough to put anything else - sitting on the fence me thinks!
I think I'm just over 7" - only had a 6" ruler though so had to guess the rest - um 10" !!!!
I agree that its down to your partners perspective and you can always make it up by being extra attentive.
Quote by rampantrabbit
I think I'm just over 7" - only had a 6" ruler though so had to guess the rest - um 10" !!!!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I agree that its down to your partners perspective and you can always make it up by being extra attentive.

:thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by dambuster

5. Do not use genital shots in your Avatar or in photos posted.
. . . . . . . we don't want genital shots in avatars or in pictures on the forum here. Tits, arse and general body shots are fine, but no hot dogs or kebabs PLEASE!

rolleyes
That looks so much like a picture I copied off the forum before the 4 tops took over. I don't have the extra face on mine though innocent
Sex God
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Hmm
For the girlies I'd class
A-B as small Closer to the bone the sweeter the meat wink
C-E medium Hubba hubba :grin:
anything above large sillyhwoar:
For the blokes
6" and below - Small 5.5" and below - A tongue is a wonderful thing :wink:
6.1 -8" - Medium 5.6" - 7.5" - Looking good :rascal:
9" - 12" Large 7.6" and above - Not a fecking chance :shock:
above 12" - gigantinormous :scared:

:grin: :grin: :grin:
I agree with you Shireen kiss
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I agree with you Shireen kiss

Aaaahhhhhhhh Great minds think alike :kiss:
Fools seldom differ :giggle: bolt
Shireen (looking forward to going to Dawn's house tomorrow :bounce: )
xxx
Sex God
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Shireen (looking forward to going to Dawn's house tomorrow :bounce: )
xxx

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I just found some more Lush things to go in your box Dawn.... I think I need a bigger box :giggle:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I just found some more Lush things to go in your box Dawn....
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I can't wait to be able to bath, it is driving me mad being able to smell Lush and not to be able to use it.
I can't wait to see what you're bringing me kiss
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I think I need a bigger box :giggle:

Do you now :rascal:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I think I need a bigger box :giggle:

Do you now :rascal:
rotflmao For your Lush stuff!!!!!! rolleyes :lol2:
So you dont want a Two Timing Tart then?? dunno
Sex God
Quote by Shireen_Mids
So you dont want a Two Timing Tart then?? dunno

I'll have whatever you don't want, I'm easy :smug:
Quote by Dawn_Mids

So you dont want a Two Timing Tart then?? dunno

I'll have whatever you don't want, I'm easy :smug:
Yeah I heard that :giggle: bolt
Sex God
Are you 2 hijacking? lol :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Shireen_Mids

So you dont want a Two Timing Tart then?? dunno

I'll have whatever you don't want, I'm easy :smug:
Yeah I heard that :giggle: bolt
You taugh me well my master worship
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Are you 2 hijacking? lol :lol:

Er....... well..........it was Shireen bolt
Sex God
Look I kept Mal busy all afternoon as requested (sent him to Tesco's) Bloke is busy, and what is he going to come back to but a thread about large boxes, and lush lol :lol:
Warming the Bed
Quote by Sarah
Mind you that woman who has just gone in the BB house is 30m !!! ffs!! IMO top heavy or what lol

Bloody hell!! Why didn't anyone tell me?! I guess I'll have to start watching now. And there was I, avoiding the show, because the gorgeous Kinga Karolczak was no longer in the line-up! rolleyes
As for me? For women, I'd classify...
D-cup & below as small
DD to F as medium
G-cup & up as large
(JJ-cups being my favourite)
...and for men:
Below 7" as small
7" - 9" as meduim
Above 9" as large
(11" being a personal quest)
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Bloke2005
Do we also need 'tiny' and 'extra large' categories? :twisted:

How about a
"Looks just like a Penis only smaller" category or
"But it's enough to make me happy"????
confused
innocent
Quote by the_Laird
Do we also need 'tiny' and 'extra large' categories? :twisted:

How about a
"Looks just like a Penis only smaller" category or
"But it's enough to make me happy"????
confused
innocent
Shut up and answer the question - or shall I do it for you? :rascal:
How about ..........whatever makes you happy......... lol
Orgasminator
How about, one size fits all lol
You get magic gloves, so why not a magic willy :lol:
Quote by Bloke2005
Do we also need 'tiny' and 'extra large' categories? :twisted:

How about a
"Looks just like a Penis only smaller" category or
"But it's enough to make me happy"????
confused
innocent
Shut up and answer the question - or shall I do it for you? :rascal:
What?
again??
36B over here
why is it when you lose weight, the tits go first? dunno I had a lovely pair of 38Cs before sad