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I knew you'd just have to read this lol
Ok seriously I need some help from the collective of great intelligence and interlectual thinkers :bs: :confused2: ....AKA the SH perverts.
Calista and I are wanting to try and get our swinging and fun side moving again :bounce: :bounce: :rascal: and one area we would like to sexplore is the fetish scene whip Calista is, hope you agree, gorgeous and can get outfits relatively easily, now for the problem:-
Those of you who have be fortunate/unfortunate enough (delete as applicable) dunno to meet me may have noticed that I am not, ......how should i put this??? ............ small. Horizonally challenged, have a large equator, well built or on the large side.......... yes OK. I'm big :upset: :eeek:
So the question I would like to have answered, the help I'm after... does anyone know where a gentleman with larger proportions :smug: can purchase fetish or alternative clothing? So far the sites I've managed to find stop their sizes about 6 sizes to small :giveup:
If anyone suggests loosing weight I'll come round thier house and sit on them!! :sparring: :lol:, I am, but that doesnt help/clothe me now!
Any help would be greatfully appreciated.
Morbius AKA The Big Yin (There maybe a name change coming on here lol)
Might be worth a trawl through any gay "bear" websites. "Bears" tend to be bigger guys. I'll keep an eye out for you sweetie - and do some askin'
kiss
Quote by Rainbows
Might be worth a trawl through any gay "bear" websites. "Bears" tend to be bigger guys. I'll keep an eye out for you sweetie - and do some askin'
kiss

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :giggle: :giggle:
Oh fuck, I am laughing so hard here it's making my side hurt!
Calling morbius "gay bear" lol
Ohhhh, stop please I'm gonna be sick if I laugh anymore! :lol:
Morbius, what kind of fetish wear do you want?
Quote by morbiusUK
I knew you'd just have to read this lol
Ok seriously I need some help from the collective of great intelligence and interlectual thinkers :bs: :confused2: ....AKA the SH perverts.
Calista and I are wanting to try and get our swinging and fun side moving again :bounce: :bounce: :rascal: and one area we would like to sexplore is the fetish scene whip Calista is, hope you agree, gorgeous and can get outfits relatively easily, now for the problem:-
Those of you who have be fortunate/unfortunate enough (delete as applicable) dunno to meet me may have noticed that I am not, ......how should i put this??? ............ small. Horizonally challenged, have a large equator, well built or on the large side.......... yes OK. I'm big :upset: :eeek:
So the question I would like to have answered, the help I'm after... does anyone know where a gentleman with larger proportions :smug: can purchase fetish or alternative clothing? So far the sites I've managed to find stop their sizes about 6 sizes to small :giveup:
If anyone suggests loosing weight I'll come round thier house and sit on them!! :sparring: :lol:, I am, but that doesnt help/clothe me now!
Any help would be greatfully appreciated.
Morbius AKA The Big Yin (There maybe a name change coming on here lol)

Go to High & Mighty and ask them if you can see the S&M range, and don't let them tell you they haven't got one. LOL
Seriously, I have problems getting decent clothes let alone specialist fetish wear. How anyone can call some of the piddling little things they sell Extra Large is beyond me. I wish you luck .
Quote by little gem
Might be worth a trawl through any gay "bear" websites. "Bears" tend to be bigger guys. I'll keep an eye out for you sweetie - and do some askin'
kiss

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :giggle: :giggle:
Oh fuck, I am laughing so hard here it's making my side hurt!
Calling morbius "gay bear" lol
Ohhhh, stop please I'm gonna be sick if I laugh anymore! :lol:
Morbius, what kind of fetish wear do you want?
I thought NIL was the "gay bear" dunno
Oops, forgot he's the pervy bear :P
I don't really understand the terms fetish wear, do you mean like leather or rubber outfits etc. or a specific type/style that you are aiming at.
If you get what I mean.
Jas
XXX
Oh and Morbius I only read this 'cos I'm a Mod and I have to.
Honest, truly, hand on heart. :P
There are lots of peeps in the fetish scene who are also involved with fashion etc. There are also many peeps who have stalls and merchandising at the clubs. Talk to them and find out who is making stuff to your size. It will be expensive.
Address an email to Michael at xxxxxxxxx saying what you're looking for. The designers are in tomorrow and might be able to help or tell you where you can find what you're after.
Gay bear look. Hmm. Thinks Care Bear crossed with Village People. Nope, not sold on that one.
Sorry no unverfied e-mail addresses on the forums.
Quote by little gem
Might be worth a trawl through any gay "bear" websites. "Bears" tend to be bigger guys. I'll keep an eye out for you sweetie - and do some askin'
kiss

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :giggle: :giggle:
Oh fuck, I am laughing so hard here it's making my side hurt!
Calling morbius "gay bear" lol
Ohhhh, stop please I'm gonna be sick if I laugh anymore! :lol:
evil :evil: :evil: I was being bluddy (TM Misschief) serious too. I know what I mean And I don't care if you lot take the piss flipa :evil:
I happen to have a friend who could've helped but shall I ask him no? Oooh no! no no no no no.
Horrid people you lot are!
Truly horrid
P.S - Morbius - if you can't find anything - you can always wear me :twisted:

Try the above site Honour, they go up size 26 for ladies (sorry Morbious, know thats no good to you) and xxl for the gents and at the moment they have a sale on! They have some nice stuff and the prices are reasonable.
we agree that is a good site.
perhaps also checking out the harley davidson website? They make leather and studded leather clothing for big guys... biker wear seems to be a good double w/fetish wear.
xxx
ms. ocky
Thanks guys/girls, will try your suggestions.
Quote by Jas-Tim
I don't really understand the terms fetish wear, do you mean like leather or rubber outfits etc. or a specific type/style that you are aiming at.
If you get what I mean.
Jas
XXX
Oh and Morbius I only read this 'cos I'm a Mod and I have to.
Honest, truly, hand on heart.

I'm not entirly sure what i like, as so far I haven't found anything that would fit lol, butwas thinking PVC/leather trouser/top, but as usual dont have a second mortgage so am looking for the bargins.
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I was being bluddy (TM Misschief) serious too. I know what I mean And I don't care if you lot take the piss, I happen to have a friend who could've helped but shall I ask him no? Oooh no! no no no no no.
Horrid people you lot are!
Truly horrid
P.S - Morbius - if you can't find anything - you can always wear me

If you know someone who might know...... now i'm confused lol, but anyway if you do and can that would be great. And btw i dont know if i'd get away with wearing you..... you wouldnt cover much and i think it would make Calista jealous :twisted:
Quote by Alex Rogers
Address an email to Michael at xxxxxxxxx saying what you're looking for. The designers are in tomorrow and might be able to help or tell you where you can find what you're after.
Gay bear look. Hmm. Thinks Care Bear crossed with Village People. Nope, not sold on that one.

Will drop them an email tonight, thanks..........and i'm with you on the Gay Bear look, but dont tell Rainbows ssshhhhhhhhhhh lol
Quote by brightonGeezer
Go to High & Mighty and ask them if you can see the S&M range, and don't let them tell you they haven't got one. LOL
Seriously, I have problems getting decent clothes let alone specialist fetish wear. How anyone can call some of the piddling little things they sell Extra Large is beyond me. I wish you luck

Will try their Leicester store, its the closest to us, and iknow what you mean about the xl sizes... if i was a 38" waist and was called XL I'd kick them in the gonads lol
Quote by ockysweeties
we agree that is a good site.
perhaps also checking out the harley davidson website? They make leather and studded leather clothing for big guys... biker wear seems to be a good double w/fetish wear.
xxx
ms. ocky

Great idea...... seeeeee what would we do without the hive of knowledge that is the SH forum!!!
You could always tape a pack of bin-liners together and make an outfit. wink :thumbup:
If you use one as a hood (don't forget the air holes and don't let Cally do it) than no-one will recognise you either. :smug:
Quote by easy
You could always tape a pack of bin-liners together and make an outfit. wink :thumbup:
If you use one as a hood (don't forget the air holes and don't let Cally do it) than no-one will recognise you either. :smug:

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Easy .. you know me far too well it's scary!!!!!!!!!!!!
C x
Quote by easy
You could always tape a pack of bin-liners together and make an outfit. wink :thumbup:
If you use one as a hood (don't forget the air holes and don't let Cally do it) than no-one will recognise you either. :smug:

Bloody fooking damn checky sarcastic funt!!!! mad
But you know i loves ya weally passionkiss
As already mentioned I'm sure there are specialist places who will custom make it for you at heavy expense; or, are you any good with needle and thread?... Maybe that's not a realistic option but I'll suggest it anyway. Use existing clothes as patterns for the shape of the pieces, make it in something cheap first as practice/try out.
Here's another one (maybe silly but perhaps that's just the mood I'm in) - did you know about the PVC tape wrap stuff you can buy - 20metres on a 5cm(ish) wide reel costs you less than a tenner (ok, a tenner if it's in a high-street store like Ann Summers) and sticks to itself quite well I hear. Just wrap it round yourself losely enough and build up the clothes just the way you want it! It'll stick by static to you and itself, and don't tie it too tight or it could be problematic; but that's a damn cheap way of covering up the important areas and providing some mystique prior to any action. Don't think it'd be as much good for trousers or wearing for any length of time though.
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Here's another one (maybe silly but perhaps that's just the mood I'm in) - did you know about the PVC tape wrap stuff you can buy - 20metres on a 5cm(ish) wide reel costs you less than a tenner (ok, a tenner if it's in a high-street store like Ann Summers) and sticks to itself quite well I hear. Just wrap it round yourself losely enough and build up the clothes just the way you want it! It'll stick by static to you and itself, and don't tie it too tight or it could be problematic; but that's a damn cheap way of covering up the important areas and providing some mystique prior to any action. Don't think it'd be as much good for trousers or wearing for any length of time though.

Thanks for the suggestion but me thinks we've not met..... how many rolls does the average store keep in... will prolly need to order bulk!!!! be cheaper to buy the trousers lol
Cheap alternative Morbius.......

Doubles as clothing AND a full body waxing all-in-one. :thumbup:
Get the feeling I'm not taking this seriously?
OK I'll shut up now. :gagged:
Quote by easy
Cheap alternative Morbius.......

Doubles as clothing AND a full body waxing all-in-one. :thumbup:
Get the feeling I'm not taking this seriously?
OK I'll shut up now. :gagged:

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if you think I'm standing and winding either bondage tape or duck tape :wince: round him you better think again!
and as for duck tape coming off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shudders:
C x
Like I said before............
Quote by morbiusUK
Bloody fooking damn checky sarcastic funt!!!! mad
having something made isnt that much more expensive. theres a little place in leicester called rock lingeries, which have always made slight adjustments to the sizes and phoned them through to who ever makes it, at about 10-20 pounds on top. i would think that anything you see in the catologs they can adjust as there making it on order anyway. the place ive mentioned has always been wonderfull, and its never been a problem for her, you just dont get it that day, takes a week with a small deposit ..
Quote by Calista
Cheap alternative Morbius.......

Doubles as clothing AND a full body waxing all-in-one. :thumbup:
Get the feeling I'm not taking this seriously?
OK I'll shut up now. :gagged:

rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
if you think I'm standing and winding either bondage tape or duck tape :wince: round him you better think again!
and as for duck tape coming off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shudders:
C x
C'mon. You'll know you'll enjoy it really..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: whip
Quote by easy
C'mon. You'll know you'll enjoy it really..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: whip

The on evil or off bit :twisted: ???????
You're gonna get me in trouble lol
C x
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C'mon. You'll know you'll enjoy it really..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: whip

The on evil or off bit :twisted: ???????
You're gonna get me in trouble lol
C x
YES.... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just wait until he's asleep and get 'im. wink
I know a shop where the owner can manufacture to specific requirements, the name is Cathouse Clothing in Liversedge, West Yorkshire.

Full index and map for directions available from web site.
Good luck
Morbius you do not need special clothes to go to a fetish club/party. You are a man. All you need to wear is a leather or black lycra thong which you can pick up online. Thongs have the advantage to fit in the narrower part of the body and the strings stretch to fit any size. It is more about the attitude than the fetish wear. Anyway, clubs will allow you to dress/undress inside - you don't have to arrive already dressed in fetish gear. And don't worry about your size - you will find men (and women) of all shapes and sizes attending such events!
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................ Anyway, clubs will allow you to dress/undress inside - you don't have to arrive already dressed in fetish gear. And don't worry about your size - you will find men (and women) of all shapes and sizes attending such events!

Sorry, but I've got this image of Morbius walking through his local town centre in a thong and turning to Calista and saying...
"I told you not to wear those 6" heels. Everyones staring at us now."
Quote by easy
................ Anyway, clubs will allow you to dress/undress inside - you don't have to arrive already dressed in fetish gear. And don't worry about your size - you will find men (and women) of all shapes and sizes attending such events!

Sorry, but I've got this image of Morbius walking through his local town centre in a thong and turning to Calista and saying...
"I told you not to wear those 6" heels. Everyones staring at us now."
I just wish I knew Moribus and Calista, what a wonderful image.
John
smile
OMG easy you are gonna kill me laughing ........ rotflmao
smackbottom you should apologise to all these lovely people for putting such a thought into their heads ... .give them nightmares :rotlfmao:
Horous trust me that is not a visual you want in your head .......
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OMG easy you are gonna kill me laughing ........ rotflmao
smackbottom you should apologise to all these lovely people for putting such a thought into their heads ... .give them nightmares :rotlfmao:
Horous trust me that is not a visual you want in your head .......

It's OK Calista, I'm learning to cope with it. Good luck with your search Moribus, it shouldn't be impossible to find something, even if it is only a whip or two, I'll lend you mine if you want.
John
wink