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Attention GIRLS, The BFZ is open!!!

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I'm sorry.. I must 've wandered in here by mistake.
D'oh well.. while im here.
hee hee hee smelly boys and smelly cars :giggle:
Admittedly my car on the left there can get a little wiffy.
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Sexyjess - I found it biggrin
No horrid smelly cars and boys in here cool

Oiiiii ! ! ! ! ! !
We heard that
smackbottom:smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:
:smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:
I was just talking about the BFZ to a friend on the phone! How spooky.
Well now I am here too I'll kick off my shoes, pour a glass of pop and settle into the Jaquzzi for a nice little afternoon relaxing soak before I go back to writing my essays and doing planning sheets.
Mmmm, no men, peace and quiet at last! biggrin
Is this the BFZ I burned down and claimed on the insurance to fund some hijack or something... confused :? :? :? :? :?
*looks round at charred remains*
Yep this'll be the place. Funny taste some people have. :? Ah well each to their own.
*heads back down tunnel to GFZ*
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Is this the BFZ I burned down and claimed on the insurance to fund some hijack or something... confused :? :? :? :? :?
*looks round at charred remains*
Yep this'll be the place. Funny taste some people have. :? Ah well each to their own.
*heads back down tunnel to GFZ*

B*stard!
You know I'm a student and things like cleanliness, hygene, walls that aren't falling down and luxaries such as heating and electricity are not high on my list of proirities! :? sad evil
<pah>
You know that painting I was doing well, guess what..... I did here in my spare time with
the left over paint!!! :P So there! :P
I don't want to be in the GFZ if Easy is there anyway. It smells all kind of farty and there are way too many bubbles in their jaquzzi! lol
:P
Bloody hell!! :shock: :shock: Who re-opened the BFZ?? mad
Being something of a party animal with a fond concern for my liver, I have volunteered to keep the bar stocked. One venue was enough to deal with, now I have two! The BFZ was the brainchild of a pre-pregnant Sappho. The trials of having an intelligent woman as a partner rolleyes
Right then, we had better put some of these Bacardi Breezer thingies in the fridge (do people REALLY drink these?) and I suppose a few J2Os (Sappho drinks these at the moment, they come in a bizarre range of colours :shocksmile, some medium white wine I suppose (I am NOT putting sweet white wine in the fridge - if you really want Blue Nun or Black Tower, you will have to go somewhere else for it!).
Now some Bombay Sapphire and tonic (Indian, of course, as a defence against malaria) in the fridge and I will open a couple of bottles of Shiraz to breathe. These last two are for the more discerning ladies amongst you.
Oh God, I suppose you lot are going to want swizzle sticks, umbrellas and sparklers for your drinks! Oh well, you'll have to sort them out for yourselves.
Right then, I'll pop back in a couple of hours to see if anything (or anyone! :twisted: :twisted:) needs filling up!! lol
Hope that keeps you going for a while girls!
Will
Sod the girls Will, that's me sorted for the evening! biggrin
If everyone else is in the GFZ I can settle down for a nice quiet evening in here, have a few drinks, relax in the Jacuzzi and chill out.
Roger the Dragon cool
sad I thought Fred and Wilma were back.
Rainbows, smackbottom for teasing me and getting me all excited on a Monday morning. wink
lhk
Kat
Silk stumbles in, yawns, stretches and starts to make the girls breakfast in bed.
Can I have a brunch munchies please............
Just been out on site to visit a customer, (high Vis jacket, toe tector boots, etc) and is was raining.................
So got soaked, now taking clothes off to dry..............
So a nice brunch munchies will go down a treat
Venus come here
Perfect place for celebrations drinkies :cheers: :beer: :evil2:
Oh and you blokes :2fingers: :giggle:
I'd suggest redecorating but with my luck lately dunno!!!!!!
Look what I have found :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
All clean and sparkling :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Just right for a weekend in here :giggle: :giggle:
wave
Do you need naked waiters or masseurs? (extras ALWAYS included :twistedsmile
Will
biggrin bagsy the comfy chair :bounce:
Me first on the massage couch :bounce:
Fire xxx
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Me first on the massage couch :bounce:
Fire xxx
My pleasure
Will blows on his hands to warm them up first
Ready when you are :twisted: :twisted:
Will
Wow - somewhere for the girlies and Will to wait on us :twisted: biggrin
If only we had Wilma as caretaker... brings back some memories this
Still while the fridge may need a clear out, there is life in the old place yet.
I will get on to the wine suppliers
Come on TnH get the drinks in.
Will with warm hands :twisted:
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Me first on the massage couch :bounce:
Fire xxx
My pleasure
Will blows on his hands to warm them up first
Ready when you are :twisted: :twisted:
Will
Mmmmmmm you've no idea how good that feels. You've done this before hav'nt you!! kiss
Fire xx
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Mmmmmmm you've no idea how good that feels. You've done this before hav'nt you!! kiss

Oh, I'll say! Strong hands, yet gentle. Will! Me, next!
Sappho xxx
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Mmmmmmm you've no idea how good that feels. You've done this before hav'nt you!! kiss

Oh, I'll say! Strong hands, yet gentle. Will! Me, next!
Sappho xxx
Sappho
In your condition are you sure lol
On the stairs? :lol:
BTW good to see you here xx
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Mmmmmmm you've no idea how good that feels. You've done this before hav'nt you!! kiss

Oh, I'll say! Strong hands, yet gentle. Will! Me, next!
Sappho xxx
Hi Sappho!!
How are you, hope you're not overdoing it! :kiss:
Love
Fire xx
Cheers, Sarah! Good point - it was those strong and gentle hands that got me in my current predicament. (Ladies, you have been warned. Don't shake hands!) However, now he has to massage the bump with anti-stretch mark goo. No point in telling him the stuff doesn't work - why complicate the issue?
wink
Sappho xxx
Overdoing it Fire?!! Chance would be a fine thing, honey! rolleyes
Sappho xxx
Off to subdue the Decadence twins who think bedtime means bouncing...
Sappho
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
bedtime means bouncing...
Well if Mrs TnH insists...
Think the red is just about ready now, the white needs a few more minutes in the chiller Sarah.