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Attention GIRLS, The BFZ is open!!!

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Well girls, what a busy bee I have been today. The BFZ is sparkling clean and smelling sweet. The drinks cabinet is full and the naked waiters arrive at 7 o’clock. Bring all your favourite music and I’ll get the Dashing DJ to play it for you. The Massage tables are set up on the first floor and the Male Masseurs arrive at 8pm. They do extra’s too!!
Fresh sheets on all the beds and a brand new bottle of bubble bath in the bathroom. I bagsy first dip in the bath (I am sure someone peed in it last time).
Would someone remember to get Dolly in from the drying room later. Fly got a tad amorous earlier and it has taken me ages to wash his passion from Dolly’s back. Poor girl was very distressed.
As for fly well he has been banished back to the boys until he can behave like a gentleman. I fear we won’t see him again. Shame really as his tongue came in very handy. (Licking stamps and all that)
I have no need to torment the boys in the GFZ tonight, I will let them have some time to themselves. Of course the fact that the entire place is likely to come crashing down around their ears has nothing to do with my abstinence.
Have fun girls!!!
Love
Wilma
X x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
the Male Masseurs arrive at 8pm. They do extra’s too!!

They have sent their pics ahead of them so you'll recognise them at 8pm.

*ManAlive
dashes off and leaves the girlies to the merry hell they will no doubt create with the innocent masseurs alone - like lambs to the slaughter*
the Male Masseurs arrive at 8pm. They do extra’s too!!


"C'mon girls....they don't call me 'Dobbin' for nothing yah know!" wink
Kinky Lizard
Hey Fellas !!
Look, I've found a room to store our immense DVD and Mens Magazine collections in !! There's only the caretaker (wilma) present, so she'll be able to catalogue them into relevent sections and into alphabetical order too !
And just to keep her busy, we'll give her the paint brushes to clean too !!!!
* Brumlad toddles out of the BFZ with a smug and content grin on his face *
BRUMLAD !!!!!!!
YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE !!!!!!!!!!! evil :evil: :evil:
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BRUMLAD !!!!!!!
YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE !!!!!!!!!!! evil :evil: :evil:

:sparring: Bring it on MrsFC !!!!!! :twisted:
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The drinks cabinet is full and the naked waiters arrive at 7 o’clock.
...........and here I am, right on time!! lol :lol:
Now, before I start. Wilma, pour me a G&T, Sappho darling (passionkiss) get the corkscrew and open Arti's Merlot to breathe. I shall probably join him in a glass or two later.
Will goes and opens the fire exit to let in Fred, Sarge, Kat and Mr FC
There you go guys! There's loads of room in here and the fridge is filled to bursting. Wilma has even run a bath for us, pop up quick while it is still warm. She may even join you later if you're lucky.
Ahhhh, this is the life :lol: biggrin
Will
Yeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Pongs a bit in here!
*Raises right cheek*
Phhaaaaarrrrpppppp!
That's Better!
Aaahhhhhhhhhhh!
*Scratches*
Think I'll have a bath! - Be right back!
Fred
Right you are Fred.
I'll send one of the girls up with a beer. Arti should be along a bit later, until then I'll sit here with my G&T and a good book.
What a lovely spring evening. Vaughan Williams or Elgar on the CD player would be perfect around now. 8)
Oh the cheeky little ladies !! Guys, I was just mooching around in the cupboards trying to find a pint glass, when I stumbled across a swipe machine for copying credit cards; looks like they were planning on getting us drunk tonight, and then copy our GFZ swipe cards.
Girlies, you will have to try harder than that ! :giggle:
Errrrr - hold it on the beer mate if you wanna get in the bath after me - 'fraid cold beer and warm water have a bad effect! redface
Oh- just thought - it's OK I will get out the bath and pee in the sink! 8)
*Phew*
Where is bloody Misschief qwhen you need a back scrub?
Fred
Brumlad, you sweet sweet boy. I love you dearly.
Will darling, how exactly would you like that drink my sweetheart?
Ohhh Fred what a lovely aroma. Very horny.
:giggle: Girls.......it's working!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by brumlad
Oh the cheeky little ladies !! Guys, I was just mooching around in the cupboards trying to find a pint glass, when I stumbled across a swipe machine for copying credit cards; looks like they were planning on getting us drunk tonight, and then copy our GFZ swipe cards.
Girlies, you will have to try harder than that ! :giggle:

Lot of good that would have done them - the new cards have smart chips on them - MD5 Hash encryption on the Pin numbers and the mag stripe was for opening the beer fridge only!
Hahahahahahahaha
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Fred
the new cards have smart chips on them - MD5 Hash encryption on the Pin numbers and the mag stripe was for opening the beer fridge only!

I KNOW!! rolleyes
just a quick pop my head round the door.......who farted....and someones been using the shake and vac again!!!
*puts on false moustache and enters the BFZ*
Alright lads, is that them trying to steal our swipe card details, then??
tds don't just stand in the doorway darling. Come on in and tell me all about that feisty female you were speaking to earlier.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Ahhhhh - how long has it been BlueEyes my darling - Now you just take off all that silly disguise and those clothes and get in the bath here with me!
How did I know............ confused: :?: :?:
I saw your hands - they ARE tiny - and the nail varnish was a dead giveaway! rolleyes :roll:
Fred
*sulks for a second*
*jumps in bath*
Ah well, at least I tried!!!! :twisted:
Talking of nail varnish Fred, have you finished with mine yet? wink
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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tds don't just stand in the doorway darling. Come on in and tell me all about that feisty female you were speaking to earlier.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

which one ?? there have been many my office is full of them :-)
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Talking of nail varnish Fred, have you finished with mine yet? wink
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Not yet hun - was just finishing putting some on the new Flies I had prepared for the fishing trip - nice blob of red on top of the varnish gives a wicked look to them!
Whats that on my toes - redface surprisedops: - nothing hun - BlueEyes just wanted to experiment - problem is she is asking for a ladyshave now - what else does she want to do????????
Fred
Right Girlies you will all have to hold the fort here. I am off to celebrate some good news and get very drunk. I may not surface until tomorrow if it's a very good night wink
Don't do anything your local Hmm Hmm representative wouldn't!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Yeeehaaaaa!
We're off to have some fun now - reckon it's gonna be a late one so may catch you tomorrow - unless I decide I am ever so witty when I am half smashed when we get home! rolleyes
Hehehehehehehe!
Put me in the right mood there BlueEyes - Thank You - you are such a darling! wink :wink: :wink:
Bath's Free!
Night all - have fun.....
Fred
*sulks for a second*
*jumps in bath*
Ah well, at least I tried!!!!
Um BE? You forgot the 'taking off the clothes bit' I hope they are not shrink fit!
lhk
Kat
coor! what a day look at the state of me in the garden digging all day covered in mud, Ahh!
Fred nice jacuzzi! right here I come, ahhhhh! heaven biggrin
Nice to see everybody is having fun...... Wilma and Blue would you like me to call one of those delectible men to see to our needs..!
Oh thankyou kind sir. I will have a large glass of wine,....Willma ....Blue what are you both having?
Is there anybody spare that could take these shoes off my feet.. ? .I've been on them all day. sad and if you can give them a massage as well. wink
Sexyjess - I found it biggrin
No horrid smelly cars and boys in here cool
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Sexyjess - I found it biggrin
No horrid smelly cars and boys in here cool

Thank goodness for that rainbows :D dont u mean cars and smelly boys??? rotflmao
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Sexyjess - I found it biggrin
No horrid smelly cars and boys in here cool

Thank goodness for that rainbows :D dont u mean cars and smelly boys??? rotflmao
No I meant smelly cars AND smelly boys ! lol