As you are aware my usual avatar has been replaced recently.
I have decided to change my avatar and show things that I like, hence the doorknob that is currently being shown.......I like this doorknob........prior to this I had a pair of hinges.
Should I continue to change my avatar or should I return to sticking my head up my arse.
You opinion is important to me
should I stick my head back up my arse or continue to show the things that I like?
Hm--- a Davej diy aesthetics thread-- this I like!!
Dave,
I regret to say I missed your hinges avatar. I think that would be appropriate as we are all unhinged on here.
Mr Dave,
You and I are of a similar vintage and probably suffer from the same 'senior moments'; I'm always loosing things and spending hours wondering,'Where the Sam Hill did I put that!'. Folks are always saying,'He'd lose his head if it wasn't fastened on' etc So, I have taken up your habit of secreting my head right up my arse: I am then absaloutely sure where I left it. Works a treat and has been invaluable in helping me cope with advancing senility. I have also established a loving and mutually supportive relationship with my estranged Colon. So, whatever you decide to do, I'd just like to thank you for the great assistance that your preferred method of standing has given me.
You are indeed-as people keep telling me-a man with a very clever head inserted in a bog-standard arse.
Say hello to your appendix for me
Regards
A.
At the moment I am leaning towards periodically changing it to show the things that I like .....things that I find very usefull or that I find stimulate one of my senses....the doorknob is both usefull and to me, is both pleasing to the eye and to the touch........
..NOOOO! ...not like that !!!!!
The head up the arse will return when I change back into foolish posting mode, but for the mo I am in serious mode
:shock:
....your never really sure are you........
Are all of the avatars going to be door related? Will the next one be a letterbox perhaps?
I think a little change (which I am currently enjoying myself) is a good thing but hope you will soon return your head to its rightful place :P
Ah agricola me old mucker
very sensible indeed ...as you say we are the same vintage (wonderfull way to describe ourselves so much better than .......
' just a Chesterfield chair away from smelling of piss and biscuits'
( I've asked mrs davej to stop describing me as such)
your self examination for potential health problems is commendable and follows the advice that we see every day...why only this morning I checked myself for any possible problems with my testicles and as the duty Manager at my hotel said to me.....
" If Sylwia our Polish room service waitress had known that you were performing a medical examination at the time, she probably wouldn't have completed the complaint form"
Its like a code isn't it? Solve the puzzle.
Okay so far I written down
UNHINGED KNOB HEAD
Can't wait for the next one now.
juliette....don't knock it the new brands of energy saving light bulbs have an appeal..... instead of treating them as a utility item just look at them in a different light... :doh:
Easy I am trying to present a more sophisticated image ...your constant references to my appearance is damaging my attempts ...
'''davej nips off to ring Paulo his Spanish builder to check if the pool has been cast yet as he might just have something that needs to be added to the foundations concrete.....
Ooooooooooooooh energy saving light bulbs. I've come over all tingly now.
:lickface:
Does the door have a window in it? Is it safety glass? Does it have that wire stuff inside? What about a door chain? Door bell? Number?
Well I am going to miss all the Knob jokes.
I should think so to Easy.........gangster indeed.
now wheredid I put those pictures of easy in those red crotchless tights and his little yellow cape? ........I reckon the rest of the forum wouldn't mind getting a squint at them...
unless Easy would like to make a small donation to the the little davej's christmas pressie collection
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:shock:....... and yet :twisted:.......... 
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