Res was a man that came here to write,
At first he gave us all fright,
Who was this man that had so much to say?
Will he ever go away?
Then came his charm his wit and delight
We were all clamed from our first fright
Then poor Res was given this chore,
I now think he has fled for the door.
We wait in vain for him to return
Res has a lesson to learn
You thought weekends were a time to rest
Bilko has now given you a test
But alas poor Res will he master through
You all know he has a lot to do
Now we are all sitting in fright
Will Res ever come back to write
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Quote by splendid_
He is doing well so far with my questions.
Mine too! :thumbup:
Well... sort of.
To all the people have no fear
Res is around he is still here
I know as he answered my request
Thanks res you did your best
I knew it was a hard one thats for sure
Even hard for Res to endure
I don’t know if the answer was correct
But it was one that I would expect
I wonder if other would know
Care to share here and show
Then Res and I would not need to ponder
And still go on to wonder
What is the opposite to medium?
Res is around he is still here
I know as he answered my request
Thanks res you did your best
I knew it was a hard one thats for sure
Even hard for Res to endure
I don’t know if the answer was correct
But it was one that I would expect
I wonder if other would know
Care to share here and show
Then Res and I would not need to ponder
And still go on to wonder
What is the opposite to medium?
Sex God
I've answered *most* I have received thus far... However there are still three or four right buggers which still elude me for the moment, so if you haven't had an answer to your pm yet... consider me currently flummoxed and still working on the problem... I have to say though, good questions... Though I am concerned for the sanity of many of you...
However, I could happily answer Fem4taboo's questions forever! ;-)
Oh and be warned... I WILL have my revenge... You may think positive feedback as part of the process of uterine contractions may beffuddle me, your riddles may initially baffle... but in the end... I will prevail!
FREEEEEEDOMM!!!!
Sorry had a Braveheart moment there...
Back to the basement... Still at least it's fun in the dark down here with Nola. ;-)
Res
However, I could happily answer Fem4taboo's questions forever! ;-)
Oh and be warned... I WILL have my revenge... You may think positive feedback as part of the process of uterine contractions may beffuddle me, your riddles may initially baffle... but in the end... I will prevail!
FREEEEEEDOMM!!!!
Sorry had a Braveheart moment there...
Back to the basement... Still at least it's fun in the dark down here with Nola. ;-)
Res
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What are the chances of you posting the questions and the answers once you've done them? Or is that not how it works?! 
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
What are the chances of you posting the questions and the answers once you've done them? Or is that not how it works?!
Ask Sarge - it's his game. :lol:
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Sex God
2 questions answered correctly I think he is struggling with the 3rd one though :twisted:
Maybe it was too twee for such a serious minded person (and for Res too) :P 
Sex God
:uhoh: Where's Res?
Do you think the questions have made him a bit :crazy: or :confused2: or maybe he's nodded off in the vaults :yawn: ... Hope he's ok. Maybe I shouldn't have picked such a hard question :notes: ...although it did make me :giggle:
Awwww, poor chap :violin: When do you think he'll :giveup
Do you think the questions have made him a bit :crazy: or :confused2: or maybe he's nodded off in the vaults :yawn: ...
Hope he's ok. Maybe I shouldn't have picked such a hard question :notes: ...although it did make me :giggle: Awwww, poor chap :violin: When do you think he'll :giveup
Sex God
Status report:-
I've got two I am still working on. Tankinky's last question and Nola's impossible task which is akin to Sisyphus task and about as futile I think... as I only have one life and yet another year has ticked by today.
I am however going to be the worlds biggest SH bore at the next social we go to... "Did you know in June 2005, Miss Twazzock posted the story about Eldred Morgwatch being Welsh! Can you imagine it? The fool! Everyone knows he is Greek! Tsk! ...Why are you all leaving?"
I now have no friends, no social life, my chances of a shag on here have plummeted to levels below that of a Gary Glitter with a penial flea infestation but hey ho... That was true before I started on this task anyway...
Please be aware, my revenge will be long, will be unkind and will be entirely avoidable if you promise to let me feel your funbags.
Until I am compos mentis...
Adieu!
I've got two I am still working on. Tankinky's last question and Nola's impossible task which is akin to Sisyphus task and about as futile I think... as I only have one life and yet another year has ticked by today.
I am however going to be the worlds biggest SH bore at the next social we go to... "Did you know in June 2005, Miss Twazzock posted the story about Eldred Morgwatch being Welsh! Can you imagine it? The fool! Everyone knows he is Greek! Tsk! ...Why are you all leaving?"
I now have no friends, no social life, my chances of a shag on here have plummeted to levels below that of a Gary Glitter with a penial flea infestation but hey ho... That was true before I started on this task anyway...
Please be aware, my revenge will be long, will be unkind and will be entirely avoidable if you promise to let me feel your funbags.
Until I am compos mentis...
Adieu!
Sex God
Quote by Resonance
Status report:-
I've got two I am still working on. Tankinky's last question and Nola's impossible task which is akin to Sisyphus task and about as futile I think... as I only have one life and yet another year has ticked by today.
I am however going to be the worlds biggest SH bore at the next social we go to... "Did you know in June 2005, Miss Twazzock posted the story about Eldred Morgwatch being Welsh! Can you imagine it? The fool! Everyone knows he is Greek! Tsk! ...Why are you all leaving?"
I now have no friends, no social life, my chances of a shag on here have plummeted to levels below that of a Gary Glitter with a penial flea infestation but hey ho... That was true before I started on this task anyway...
Please be aware, my revenge will be long, will be unkind and will be entirely avoidable if you promise to let me feel your funbags.
Until I am compos mentis...
Adieu!
:giggle: Erm... I'll have you know that my impossible question is soooooo not impossible.
:jagsatwork: Must try harder.
Quote by Resonance
Status report:-
I've got two I am still working on. Tankinky's last question and Nola's impossible task which is akin to Sisyphus task and about as futile I think... as I only have one life and yet another year has ticked by today.
I am however going to be the worlds biggest SH bore at the next social we go to... "Did you know in June 2005, Miss Twazzock posted the story about Eldred Morgwatch being Welsh! Can you imagine it? The fool! Everyone knows he is Greek! Tsk! ...Why are you all leaving?"
I now have no friends, no social life, my chances of a shag on here have plummeted to levels below that of a Gary Glitter with a penial flea infestation but hey ho... That was true before I started on this task anyway...
Please be aware, my revenge will be long, will be unkind and will be entirely avoidable if you promise to let me feel your funbags.
Until I am compos mentis...
Adieu!
You came up for air then :lol2:
I shall have to make my questions harder in future!!
Sex God
oooooooooooo this is fun
Sex God
:yawn: :yawn:
Sex God
I think we should actually point out the forfeits of giving in to Res just in case he gets stuck?? 
Sex God
There are some evil, evil swines on here...
Forfeits? I am almost too scared to ask... Has anyone had to perform one, if so what was it?
To be honest, lapdancing naked in the middle of Trafalgar Square during Friday's rush hour is losing the sting of shame compared to spending any more time scouting through the Forum pages or tearing what little hair I have left out at the Search button...
I knew I should have taken up topiary instead of bonking... It's still bushes and tools, just a lot less mental anguish...
Forfeits? I am almost too scared to ask... Has anyone had to perform one, if so what was it?
To be honest, lapdancing naked in the middle of Trafalgar Square during Friday's rush hour is losing the sting of shame compared to spending any more time scouting through the Forum pages or tearing what little hair I have left out at the Search button...
I knew I should have taken up topiary instead of bonking... It's still bushes and tools, just a lot less mental anguish...
Sex God
You wont find my answer on the forum or indeed anywhere on Sh :giggle:
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TANKINKY This is so frustrating!
I have actually got somewhere now... I think I have the incident, the place and the time... However it is linking it back to the person on here which is so elusive as details about the rest are almost non-existent...
The search is no more use than Cliff Richard in a brothel either...
This is doing my blood pressure no good at all you know...
I remember the days when I used to post things in here... If you wanted rid of me you should have just said... I'd have gone and been rude in the Lets Meet Up section instead...
I have actually got somewhere now... I think I have the incident, the place and the time... However it is linking it back to the person on here which is so elusive as details about the rest are almost non-existent...
The search is no more use than Cliff Richard in a brothel either...
This is doing my blood pressure no good at all you know...
I remember the days when I used to post things in here... If you wanted rid of me you should have just said... I'd have gone and been rude in the Lets Meet Up section instead...
Sex God
Quote by Resonance
TANKINKY This is so frustrating!
I have actually got somewhere now... I think I have the incident, the place and the time... However it is linking it back to the person on here which is so elusive as details about the rest are almost non-existent...
The search is no more use than Cliff Richard in a brothel either...
This is doing my blood pressure no good at all you know...
I remember the days when I used to post things in here... If you wanted rid of me you should have just said... I'd have gone and been rude in the Lets Meet Up section instead...
You don't need to link it to any member from here :giggle: If you know that much your ALMOST there.....
You really really really REALLY hate me right now doncha? :laughabove:
I agree I am a cow and Mal is a git :giggle:
Sorry Res, Revenge is so sweet even if it is served on someone else
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Quote by Calista
Sorry Res, Revenge is so sweet even if it is served on someone else
Res .... you do know that you get to pick the next victim don't you :small-print: :small-print: :rascal:
Aha... but me and the Kinky gal were victimised in the last lot of these. I reckon Res should try and pick someone who's not been PM victim in the last 12 months myself.
Just in the interest of inclusion of course.
Quote by noladreams30
Sorry Res, Revenge is so sweet even if it is served on someone else
Res .... you do know that you get to pick the next victim don't you :small-print: :small-print: :rascal:
Aha... but me and the Kinky gal were victimised in the last lot of these. I reckon Res should try and pick someone who's not been PM victim in the last 12 months myself.
Just in the interest of inclusion of course.
You can't change the rules now you know ;) I think most of the longer serving forum regulars have been victims at some point ;)
Sex God
Cali :kick: :dry:
Nola fantastic idea :giggle: I think that should be a new rule
Nola fantastic idea :giggle: I think that should be a new rule
