Not a bad meet as such, more an 'ohmigod, what do we do now?' situation.
We'd met one or two guys in the past (oh, ok, quite a few), and J was quite keen to act as 'the older woman' and show an inexperienced guy (oh, ok, a virgin) what it was all about. I advertised (not on here, this was before we discovered the excellence that is SH), and we decided on a guy that was a few months over 18, and arranged to meet. We chatted on the phone, and he was quite nervous, which is kinda understandable - it can be scary losing your virginity, and doing it while being watched - well!
So anyways, we met up and had a drink and a bit of a chat - he'd come straight from work - apparently he worked in a factory earning cash before going to university. But he was nice enough, keen to get going, so we went back to the hotel room, and J and he were soon at it.
All well and good, and afterwards J decided that it would be a good idea to teach him how to do oral sex on a woman. So they sort of got in position, and she was ummm, explaining what things were, and what worked, and what didn't work, and down he went, exploring quite happily.
It was at this point that things went slightly askew. I think the combination of a hard day at work, the terror of the meeting, the delight at losing his virginity and the small drink he'd had all caught up with him at once. After a couple of minutes of licking away like a good 'un, he slowed down, and J could feel his head getting heavy on her thigh....
The poor little sod fell asleep!
I looked at her, and she looked at me with a 'what the F* do we do now?' expression? It wasn't like he'd dozed off - he was gone completely - totally out of it. We did think of trying to get J out from under him, getting dressed and leaving him to kip, but eventually, after much loud coughing he woke up. Never seen a guy blushing that red in my entire life. At the time I was a bit miffed (well, you would be really wouldn't you!), but I quickly saw the funny side of it, and he was absolutely mortified as well, and spent the rest of the evening apologising.
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ha ha lol lol love it,getting better any least i know where to go for a lip kip lol,bring them on
