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well you have all seen sally bad 1, so any 1 got any good storys bet we would all love to hear them,ours with been newbies aint that bad, well we agreed to meet up with our first couple at a well known public area ,after agreeing on f2f fun with partners watching and was wholely agreed a week before hand so off we went nerous and excited not really knowing what to think (but also knew what was on offer)the meet seemed to be going great then the fem jumps up and says"well what ya looking for , tell me and tell me NOW" so we said look we will see ya online, we were going to a club with them later on the w/ after a few days of silence she came on saying if ya dont play with both ov us we dont want to know(or along those lines)so we ended up going to the club ourselfs and ever since, we have now met a few really nice ppl an fems(ya deffo know who ya are) run our own group in a lot of groups have a wide range ov m8s all over the uk ,but that first time meet could of put us off the scene for life--------so ours aint that bad lets hear your BAD MEET.....
smile hi
had a few meets with fems and cpls to date no bad ones ,either i,m good or lucky lol redface
We must be lucky. We've never had a bad meet so far and long may it continue cool
Tracy-Jayne
I can honestly say, I have never had a bad meet, ever, ever, in my life and I think they do not actually exist and anyone that says they do...................
Hang on, I only joined 3 days ago and haven't actually arranged any meets yet, so maybe my views don't actually count on this one at all. lol
(Note to self): Only post where you know something about the topic. redface
biggrin :D :D
yep,the seargent mojor and his very bossy wife,met them in a pub"way too smoky you horrible people,"and"stand up and lets have a good look at you"the wife from hell thengets out a little notepad"right at approx hrs i then f*ck you with strap-on,while giving hubby bj"etc etc hilarious,and to cap it all of they were actually 10 yrs older than there photos suggested(mingers)in the end we were laughing so much they got the hint wink
here we go-------thought we had a cpl of good storys what do ya get ppl who have either no meets or good 1s awwwwwwwwwwwwwww i give up
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yep,the seargent mojor and his very bossy wife,met them in a pub"way too smoky you horrible people,"and"stand up and lets have a good look at you"the wife from hell thengets out a little notepad"right at approx hrs i then f*ck you with strap-on,while giving hubby bj"etc etc hilarious,and to cap it all of they were actually 10 yrs older than there photos suggested(mingers)in the end we were laughing so much they got the hint wink

Did they really have notepad with a time schedule on it? rotflmao
I haven't had a bad meet yet, but then I've only been here a little over a couple of weeks and only had one meet so far (I just got really lucky! lol). But then, I'm a single guy, and it's the single guys who are supposed to be messing people about, not couples and single fems. smile
There was thread of similar stories a while ago which fits in here - I found it easily, I just had to do a search with the word "rottweiler" :shock: Not all about bad meets, but various bad encounters.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15792.html
Mike.
The worst meets mus surely be the ones who dont show at all!!
Other than that I dont think ive had a bad one!! biggrin
Oh where are Silk and Big G!!!!!!!!!!!
They have got the funniest story ever ......... ooooooh they've gotta tell it again - one of them ones that no matter how many times I read it, I always end up creased up :lol2:
Yooooohoooooo
Silk n G
Thread for ya!!! rotflmao :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
MISSCHIEF wrote:
Oh where are Silk and Big G!!!!!!!!!!!
They have got the funniest story ever ......... ooooooh they've gotta tell it again - one of them ones that no matter how many times I read it, I always end up creased up

You mean the one that was in that magazine? Ooooh, yes, classic! lol
Mike.
thats it thats it ya really got me mad now gona send a curse an turn ya all into single males HAW HAW HAW AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
silk and big g.. i think you need to do a search for "pringles" lol
Misschief, I've found it - it's on this page:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/14655/20.html
Mike.
Oh Mike, you're a star kiss
Off to read it again for the 332628th time confused :lol2:
silk and big g.. i think you need to do a search for "pringles" lol

WBB, that's exactly what I did! lol :lol:
Mike.
i met this lady...
we started her phone number..was going all great
she told me on phone she like to play with balls...( i said to myseif get in there my son)
few days of said want come my local..so of i went on the train like a dog on heat.......the thing what pissed me of was..she forgot to say her locl community centre and she was a big fan of bingo...
and i still didnt get no action :cry:
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Misschief, I've found it - it's on this page:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/14655/20.html
Mike.

As a newbie, I've not seen that before, totally PMSL. What flavour were they though. lol
lol lol,,,,that is funny....
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The worst meets mus surely be the ones who dont show at all!!
Other than that I dont think ive had a bad one!! biggrin

How could someone possibly not turn up to meet you after seeing your avatar?!
:shock:
One meet we had was with a cpl, who in the end, were only interested in me (fem) and not my hubby at all. Felt let down by that, but we have learnt a lesson there.
Most of our meets have been with one guy in particular, and its always good fun, attentive, erotic, sexy and open minded. He puts many cpls to shame here.... kiss
well meet the guy part of the couple in a pub first..seemed ok....so followed him to the house. when i saw the garden i knew it wasn't going to be right. the grass was up over the window sill !! Once inside it was filthy and gruby .....they had 4 dogs and 3 cats that were allowed to run everywhere...the place stank !! went the loo and phoned me mate and asked him to ring me in 5 mins...didn' tsay why to him. went downstairs and when he did ring which seemed an internity but was probably just the 5 mins...i pretended it was my babysitter and that my daughter was throwing up and asking me !! So said i was really sorry but i would have to leave......and leave i did as quick as bloody possible !!!
I've had loads of brilliant meets with cpls over the
past few years, and I've been surprised at how
gorgeous swinging cpls are! (although only met
one cpl through SH so far).
There are lots of genuine uninhibited cpls willing to
play, and some single fems too. I think the main
thing is to be relaxed and honest with the people
you meet. I suppose some single guys spoil it
for themselves by becoming too anxious, and so
the whole situation becomes more loaded than
it really is. At the end of the day, its just about
people getting together for fun and friendship in
a way that's more organised than happens
ordinarily in bars and clubs all round the country
every night of the week !
Only bad meet I had was with a cpl reallly
desperate to meet, and when the action started
he dominated the situation to the point where I
could hardly get a look in. After a while, I figured
they were more interested in being watched than
anything (which is fine, but not what they'd told
me) so I did just that. Some time later, when they
were so engrossed with each other, I decided
I'd had enough and that they had got what they
wanted, and decided to get dressed when she says
'oh is that it, we sorted out a babysitter for this
afternoon and you're letting us down' etc etc. Her
partner gave me a filthy look - and started to agree
with her - and it seemed he was going to lose it
completely. They insisted I paid for the babysitter
(which I did) and I was glad to get out of that situation,
and breathed a huge sigh of relief. Moral of the
story is to trust your instincts - I had a slightly bad
vibe when talking over the phone earlier on.
Still, one psycho cpl out of so many meets ....
definitely a price worth paying !!!!
Cheers
Ash x
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well meet the guy part of the couple in a pub first..seemed ok....so followed him to the house. when i saw the garden i knew it wasn't going to be right. the grass was up over the window sill !! Once inside it was filthy and gruby .....they had 4 dogs and 3 cats that were allowed to run everywhere...the place stank !! went the loo and phoned me mate and asked him to ring me in 5 mins...didn' tsay why to him. went downstairs and when he did ring which seemed an internity but was probably just the 5 mins...i pretended it was my babysitter and that my daughter was throwing up and asking me !! So said i was really sorry but i would have to leave......and leave i did as quick as bloody possible !!!

:P Sounds like you were round my sister's house. Poor you wink
We,ve had some brilliant meets with single guy,s but we,ve also been stood up once confused (so far) and we met with aguy when we were new to this and so was he ...he got so nervous that he could,nt get a stiffy :shock: so i tried to give him a bj to settle his nerves .... it worked eventually but could,nt help thinking it was like your first fumble as a teenager :doh: :crazy: :giggle: so me and baz went to Harry Ramsdens for fish and chips :giggle:
Couple of bad experiences, but the good ones outweigh the bad my miles!!! One guy got a bit too over eager with his fingers and afterwards I was left with bruising and a water infection redface :cry: Needless to say he didn't get a call back!
Another time the guy was keen but too nervous and couldn't get it up! I was starting to worry that it was me but I don't usually have that problem so I doubt it biggrin rolleyes
Apart from that, I've met some great people and had some fab times, I'm not going to let a couple of bad times put me off anyway!
ha ha they getting better ,should get ya self a partner judy i have heard punch is single and avaiable
Scary and worrying experience for anyone Judy (((hugs))) sad
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bad meets..????

My Mom always said something about not eating porky in July...
Does that count????? wink
Dxxx