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Hi
Im a saddo cliche bloke who wants a bit on the side.
This is not actually a personal smile
The thing is how do I have hours of illicit extra marital fucking withour my partner guessing?
I want neutral territory - not her place whoever her turns out to be, if at all.
I figured travel lodges or something.
Clearly I dont want anything on my bank or credit card statements.
Are these places cool about you paying cash or do they insist on plasyic?
And do any have rates just for tired motorists who only want the room for a few hours lmao or is it overnight rates or nothing? Yes I am a tight bastard, spend too much time in Yorkshire....
Cheers - please help a novice
d
How about..................................
A brothel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by ukdavvy
The thing is how do I have hours of illicit extra marital fucking withour my partner guessing?

I have a sneaking suspicion you won't get much help from the forum on that score mate. I hope you're stting down, cos some of the responses you're likely to get may resemble a nuclear blast. confused
Take cover :!:
Quote by ukdavvy
Yes I am a tight bastard,
d

Perhaps a thought about how much a divorce would cost might help here ................
Hi mate,
When you entered this site did you see this? .
Damn! :doh:
OK OK Im getting a feel for the flavour of help offered :shock:
I did say I was a cliche saddo
Keep it coming
d
So Ukdavvy.... The way I read it is.....
You are looking for an affair but you dont want your wife to find out and you want advice from a swingers website on how to achieve this??...
Erm............. Well either Happy Cats or Ice Pie seemed to sum it up perfectly for me....
Shireen
Anyone seem a broken bridge nearby?? Or maybe these guys?

Don't think I'm usually here on Saturday!
Are they alway here?
Quite fun actually?
Are you allowed to keep them for pets?
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Anyone seem a broken bridge nearby?? Or maybe these guys?

Don't think I'm usually here on Saturday!
Are they alway here?
Quite fun actually?
Are you allowed to keep them for pets?

Lil_bunny lost her goats? confused lol
Quote by Libra-Love
Lil_bunny lost her goats? confused lol

I do hope not ! Were they a bit gruff? If so they will have been eaten by now?
:shock:
I can't decide whether to call him dave or tiger? What do you think?
I think you should spend more time fretting over finding a willing extra-marital fuck than whereto have it.
Once you have found your willing woman I advise asking her for suggestions as to where she wants to be laid. Notus.
Or are you telling us you are Gods Gift and that the ladeez are already queued up to shag ya and that you are tearing your hair out leaving them all hanging on, panting like wolves, until you can satisfy them in the yet unfound secret sordid location?
Good luck sweetie, love to the wife
xxxx
mad :x :x for feck sake, why come on a swingers site and ask the questions you're asking, and expect a polite response. I suggest you use the search facility on your browser and look up said hotels, then telephone them and ask if you can bring your bit on the side for a quick fuck and will they purleeeeeeese not tell ya poor wife
edited to remove the name i called you, so i don't fall foul of the AUP
Quote by Libra-Love
Lil_bunny lost her goats? confused lol

I'm not that lucky lol
The blighters are still here
I'm lost for words on this one! :huh:
Ukdavvy.........I think you are out of order....what gives you the right to look for advice on what it is your contemplating on doing to your wife ??
Do you think that is what we all do ??
I think you should sod off and trawl some website that has no morals....and gives a fuck!!
Lets leave out the personal insults peeps, agree or disagree, I bet there is more than one person in this situation using this site. May not be swinging as we would like to see it, I may not like the tone of the post, but lets leave out the attacks on someone making their choice on their life.
Fairy Snuff..... wink
The original post is a wind
Quote by zorbotic
The original post is a wind

Well of course it is, married men never go off and shag around behind their wives backs do they?
OOOps. I sort of assumed it was a wind up.
Not because he is playing behind his wifes back. Happens all the time for many different reasons. But more because of the style of post and the open invitation to rip him apart.
More of a trainee troll though because he has not actually come back to slag anyone off.
Quote by foxylady 123
The original post is a wind

Well of course it is, married men never go off and shag around behind their wives backs do they?
Hey you sober yet?
I dont know do they?
How are you?All smooth at my end.
No i just thought even a man couldnt be that stupid
Quote by zorbotic
The original post is a wind

Well of course it is, married men never go off and shag around behind their wives backs do they?
Hey you sober yet?
I dont know do they?
How are you?All smooth at my end.
No i just thought even a man couldnt be that stupid
Yes im sober, sad
I believ it has been heard of
Im smooth too
You would be a mazed how stupid men, particulary married men, can be
Quotes, You know of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery are now extinct? - W. Somerset Maughan
There is no infidelity when there has been no love - Honore de Balzac
Quote by foxylady 123
The original post is a wind

Well of course it is, married men never go off and shag around behind their wives backs do they?
Hey you sober yet?
I dont know do they?
How are you?All smooth at my end.
No i just thought even a man couldnt be that stupid
Yes im sober, sad
I believ it has been heard of
Im smooth too
You would be a mazed how stupid men, particulary married men, can be
Quotes, You know of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery are now extinct? - W. Somerset Maughan
There is no infidelity when there has been no love - Honore de Balzac

I know you are,i did it so i could be like you wink
im smooth so i can be like you wink
Quote by zorbotic

I know you are,i did it so i could be like you wink
Ok so it a peinis ampubtation next is is? That will make you look more like me!!!
Quote by foxylady 123

I know you are,i did it so i could be like you wink
Ok so it a peinis ampubtation next is is? That will make you look more like me!!!
i really dont think you want me to have an amputation
How about being a bit nicer to him? Swinging is pretty well the opposite of what he's looking for - swinging (for me anyway) is probably more about honesty and openness with your partner than you could hope for in a normal relationship. But I think tolerance towards others is good generally. He probably won't learn not to cheat on his wife by being shot down for wanting to.
He's just looking on the wrong site, that's all. He's asking a question that has to do with sex, figures swingers are into sex, so maybe they will advise. I don't approve of what he want to do, but don't see any need to take a moral high ground - some people would think swinging is terrible, after all.
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How about being a bit nicer to him? Swinging is pretty well the opposite of what he's looking for - swinging (for me anyway) is probably more about honesty and openness with your partner than you could hope for in a normal relationship. But I think tolerance towards others is good generally. He probably won't learn not to cheat on his wife by being shot down for wanting to.
He's just looking on the wrong site, that's all. He's asking a question that has to do with sex, figures swingers are into sex, so maybe they will advise. I don't approve of what he want to do, but don't see any need to take a moral high ground - some people would think swinging is terrible, after all.

Whats whether hotels take cash or plastic got to do with sex?He is just plain dumb
Quote by Lil_Bunny

Lil_bunny lost her goats? confused lol

I'm not that lucky lol
The blighters are still here
hey hope they dont go to your partys ,now me getting worried lol