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delsutton
Casanova
Someone recently suggested batch loaves as a substitiute when real lovers are absent or unavailable. I've had the opportunity to put one to the test in the last few days and I can say, without question, that it is great success.
Now, the question is, is a batch loaf better than, say, a farmhouse loaf, an Irish soda bread, or a French baguette? I eagerly await the answers...
Dawnie
Sex God
Sorry, unsure I get this. Are you shagging bread dunno
delsutton
Casanova
Erm, welll, OK, yeah, mmmm, yeah I'm shagging bread. What's so damn unusual with that?
Dawnie
Sex God
Each to their own, I guess dunno
Unknown User
Quote by delsutton
Erm, welll, OK, yeah, mmmm, yeah I'm shagging bread. What's so damn unusual with that?

Have you tried Swarfega ?
Or for a little more texture, try Tufanega.
And for that little bit of "extra" you could add a tin of cold baked beans wink
Unknown User
Oooerr Brave lad telling this lot lol......... did I say brave?? Err stupid even lol. No offence buddy but some things you just don't tell maybe just maybe this is one of them lol....
Brings to mind a guy in the local pub who drunkenly bragged he couldn't get off without the top of a biro being us his ass...... he can't show his face now without some comment on pens biro's etc......
Oh well......................
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
i fucked a tart once, so nothing unusual witha bit of bread banging in my book........
staggy
xx
tmann
Sex God
It's something the inmates do.
karl74
Sexlightened
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sorry, unsure I get this. Are you shagging bread dunno

you can call me your own little loaf anytime honey passionkiss
sent u a pm too....
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
can you fuck sliced bread? i need to know more , what about nan bread? is this how the hot dog was invented? can you get a bun in the oven with a bun in the oven?
staggy
Unknown User
Quote by wild rose and the stag
i fucked a tart once, so nothing unusual witha bit of bread banging in my book........
staggy
xx

I think that would depend if the tart was strawberry, or lemon curd; and whether the bread is wholemeal or granary.
Unknown User
Quote by wild rose and the stag
can you fuck sliced bread?
staggy

I think this is possibly one occasion when I wouldn't object to the use of clingfilm/shrinkwrap for something other than other than with hamsters or small rodents.
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by karl74
Sorry, unsure I get this. Are you shagging bread dunno

you can call me your own little loaf anytime honey passionkiss
sent u a pm too....
Well thats a chat up line I've never heard before :rascal:
delsutton
Casanova
Quote by wild rose and the stag
can you fuck sliced bread? i need to know more , what about nan bread? is this how the hot dog was invented? can you get a bun in the oven with a bun in the oven?
staggy

Sliced bread poses a practical problem... how do you avoid the slices?! Nan bread... OK I'll try that tonite as I fancy an Indian. Hot Dogs.. just forget about it...
As for the others who dis the whole suggestion, well, let me compare the real with the dough. Any volunteers?
Dawnie
Sex God
Wonder if I could fuck finger rolls confused
southukcouple
Master of Sex
Quote by dambuster
i fucked a tart once, so nothing unusual witha bit of bread banging in my book........
staggy
xx

I think that would depend if the tart was strawberry, or lemon curd; and whether the bread is wholemeal or granary.
Think the bits in the granary would hurt... all that friction confused
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by delsutton
As for the others who dis the whole suggestion, well, let me compare the real with the dough. Any volunteers?

Oh my God, this is a poor attempt at a shag me thread isn't it rotflmao
delsutton
Casanova
Quote by Dawn_Mids

As for the others who dis the whole suggestion, well, let me compare the real with the dough. Any volunteers?

Oh my God, this is a poor attempt at a shag me thread isn't it rotflmao
No, it's a purely scientific experiment!
Unknown User
Quote by delsutton
.................. Hot Dogs.. just forget about it...

And what's wrong with hot dogs ??????
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
finger rolls , would they have their uses in foreplay?
im off out on my bike
staggy
Unknown User
Quote by delsutton
can you fuck sliced bread? i need to know more , what about nan bread? is this how the hot dog was invented? can you get a bun in the oven with a bun in the oven?
staggy

Sliced bread poses a practical problem... how do you avoid the slices?! Nan bread... OK I'll try that tonite as I fancy an Indian. Hot Dogs.. just forget about it...
As for the others who dis the whole suggestion, well, let me compare the real with the dough. Any volunteers?
Not dissing the suggestion...... just the sharing with us all lol...
Unknown User
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Wonder if I could fuck finger rolls confused

Or .........................
could I finger-fuck a roll dunno
Unknown User
He obviously grew up with the words "use your loaf, son" ringing in his ears!
sussexguy
Orgasminator
Prefer a nice pair a soft baps myself :rascal:
delsutton
Casanova
BH, I wish now I hadn't started this thread. OK, back to plastic, and forget about dough!
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Wonder if I could fuck finger rolls confused

Or .........................
could I finger-fuck a roll dunno
Only if I can watch :giggle:
Unknown User
BREAD ????
Possibly the best shag in town.
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by sussexguy
Prefer a nice pair a soft baps myself :rascal:

rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: