Do all swingers have pot plants in their bathroom?
We have a Yukka & a fern in ours
LG
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I have a Leander Class Frigate model in mine... Gawd knows what that says about me... 
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Quote by CarmelaDeA
I have a Leander Class Frigate model in mine... Gawd knows what that says about me...
As long as you get yer broadside in first!! :giggle:
Ours has our friends' shower gel in it where they left it by mistake on Sunday. Happy memories of a wonderful weekend. :cheers:
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Just recently mine seems to have acquired an inordinate amount of hairclips 
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Quote by Shireen
My friend that comes to do my hair always says my bathroom smells lovely because of all the sLush in it :smug:
You want to turn the heating on!
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Quote by lilacgem_vert2go
Does your bathroom give away secrets?
Do all swingers have pot plants in their bathroom?
We have a Yukka & a fern in ours
LG
No plants in ours :cry:
But we have a lovely crisp white eqyptian cotton flannel and 2 new tooth brushes! :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by Kandleman
Ive got a small wind up whale that spits water out its hole when it swims, if thats any help.
Hey we got one of those too. Hours of happy bathtimes
Quote by Lost
Ive got a small wind up whale that spits water out its hole when it swims, if thats any help.
Hey we got one of those too. Hours of happy bathtimes
Yep ......... and proof that we eat at McDonalds!! (free gift number 10897435) :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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I have a Leander Class Frigate model in mine... Gawd knows what that says about me...
Hmm- Frigates, one of the coolest places to indulge in nocturnal activities known to man.
My bathroom- a bath, sink, toilet, phallic shaped bottle of shampoo- and feck all room for owt else.
We can't even put a shower in over the bath because of the stupid shaped ceiling.
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I have no plants in my bathroom, but I do have an emergency vibrator - I mean, electric toothbrush...
Russell
Russell
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Quote by LondonPlaything
Just recently mine seems to have acquired an inordinate amount of hairclips
chuck them and simply invest in a decent set of skeleton-keys...
mould and slugs in mine
lp
:shock:
okaaaay
Quote by varca
Just recently mine seems to have acquired an inordinate amount of hairclips
Awww and you said you weren't going to announce to the Cafe and fellow forumites that you had decided that you liked wearing my clothes and wanted me to do your hair for you :lol2:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: you walked right into that one pmsl
my bathroom has no plants but remembles a bnq advert at the min, tiles grout adhesive, tile cutter, spaces, hammer,, paper scraper, chisel rolls of wallpaper, walpaper paste,gloss, ladders a shower box (half installed) all the usual cleaning things shampoos soaps etc a moses basket (dont ask) ironing board and a pile o laminate ready to lay
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Quote by varca
Just recently mine seems to have acquired an inordinate amount of hairclips
Awww and you said you weren't going to announce to the Cafe and fellow forumites that you had decided that you liked wearing my clothes and wanted me to do your hair for you :lol2:
that remark will be treated with the utmost contempt it deserves.
Varca's hairclips now found in:
The sink
The bath
The washing machine
The hoover
All the floors in the house
have just noticed that the darned things are even infecting the bloody window sills
my macho german shepherd looks like a girl poodle????
and as for the bed... :shock: if i wanted to be a fakier i'd have mentioned it. pass me another bed of nails, these are blunt :shakeheadindissbelief:
oh the joys of having a fem about the house
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Quote by varca
With my sense of direction I have to leave a trail.....
Plus the Woofit looks so cute with his fur in rollers :lol2:
:taz: well ................................... oh whats the point
cmere 
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Quote by lilacgem_vert2go
Does your bathroom give away secrets?
Do all swingers have pot plants in their bathroom?
We have a Yukka & a fern in ours
LG
It's very bad feng shui to have plants or any sort of ornament in your bathroom.
Toilets should be kept clean and tidy but do not decorate them with plants, flowers, pictures or any other sort of decorative item. Toilets are bad news when it comes to feng shui, but the disruptment can be minimised. Keep the toilet lid down at all times and the door shut. Filling it with good luck symbols such as ornaments etc. actually makes it become a symbol of misfortune as the yin energy is so malignant and inauspicious.
So all in all....not a good idea to have plants etc. in the toilet. Also it's very good to have a bright light directly outside the toilet door, and to paint the toilet door red as this enhances the yang and offsets the yin of the toilet. :D
Quote by winchwenchIt means you like to keep your options open!
I have a Leander Class Frigate model in mine... Gawd knows what that says about me...
Hmm- Frigates, one of the coolest places to indulge in nocturnal activities known to man.
My bathroom- a bath, sink, toilet, phallic shaped bottle of shampoo- and feck all room for owt else.
We can't even put a shower in over the bath because of the stupid shaped ceiling.
We have a toilet, shower, sink and a bath just big enough for two, all boxed in to reduce cleaning.
....and bottles of this, that and I know not.
